Eurovision 2021

[PR1Berske]

Hell fire, the French entry is really good too!

So many great songs. Are you sure this is Eurovision....?

I think a lot of British criticism comes from people who haven't watched since the days of the orchestra. It has matured as a contest these days.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Azerbaijariana Grande

 

[belboid]

After Brexit .. no one is going to vote for UK are they ?

We will always have Malta

 

[Lord Camomile]

After Brexit .. no one is going to vote for UK are they ?

It's got shite all to do with Brexit and all to do with us offering shite.

 

[Looby]

After Brexit .. no one is going to vote for UK are they ?

Did they ever?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I've seen these shoulder pads somewhere before...

 

[trashpony]

Azerbaijan. No

 

[belboid]

Azeri a bit disappointing after a promising start

 

[Lorca]

ireland might slip us a point

 

[Orang Utan]

Was Mata Hari a bit so subtle dig at the Dutch?

 

[Lord Camomile]

This one is formulaic with some nice dancing, I don't hate it but I don't love it either

C+P for a large portion of Eurovision entries for years

 

[PR1Berske]

Saying that, here's Norway, the spirit of lost Eurovisions

 

[Dr. Furface]

After Brexit .. no one is going to vote for UK are they ?

No and we can’t even get props for always singing in our native language either

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is rather "late 90s boyband stadium tour".

 

[Saffy]

Norway is a bit shit.

 

[Steel Icarus]

This could happen to any one of us...

 

[belboid]

I thought Norway’s was meant to be good. This is utter tripe, one of the worst of the night.

 

[PR1Berske]

Let the Shum in. Let the Shum consume you.

We are one with the SHUM.

 

[Lorca]

i can imagine this guy throwing diva like tantrums backstage when he doesn't get the right brand of bottled water

 

[Epona]

Norway song tedious

 

[Saffy]

This is rather "late 90s boyband stadium tour".

Not even East17, more like 911.

 

[Looby]

It’s terrible but I kind of like it. It’s so 90s/00s boyband.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fuck it, if nothing else, I like it it when they swing big. Much rather that than just "here's something fundamentally competent because it copies every other fucking thing like it".

 

[Steel Icarus]

Piss break song

 

[a_chap]

People in the know: what's "SHUM" stand for?

 

[Numbers]

Norway song tedious

I used it as a strategic song to catch up on the thread.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Tbf this isn't a bad song from Norway, if you heard it on Heart FM or Capital it would not be out of place even though it isn't something I would chose to listen to.

 

[Lord Camomile]

People in the know: what's "SHUM" stand for?

Apparently, it means "The Noise".

 

[PR1Berske]

We will always have Malta

.....No, no we don't usually. Malta have their own way to choose their jury scores, let's just leave it at that

 

[Lorca]

it is the great unknowable