Eurovision 2021

[Orang Utan]

The UK entry appears to have been sung by Trevor Rhubarb

 

[Lorca]

invisible man on backing vocals

 

[Dr. Furface]

Greece - dark horse this one

 

[Epona]

Greece have accidentally entered Eurovision with a song they intended to be the credits theme song for the latest sci-fi anime series.

(That isn't to say I dislike it).

 

[Lord Camomile]

The staging for this one is just such a weird fucking choice.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Daz Sampson's comeback

Thing is I can still remember the tune to Daz's chorus. I struggled to identify a chorus in Zippy's effort

 

[Petcha]

This is not quite as kitsch as usual. What's going on. Where's the proper bizarre stuff.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Looks like the non-uniform Counsellor Troi used to wear on Star Trek

 

[Orang Utan]

If I was in charge, I’d ban anything under 130bpm

 

[Steel Icarus]

Cosplay Tinkywinky

 

[a_chap]

I assume this song is an anthem for clothes in a tumble dryer.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

This is not quite as kitsch as usual. What's going on. Where's the proper bizarre stuff.

The Finnish lot looked promising.

 

[weltweit]

Greece, not sure about the disembodied dancers

Still just 18, the singer is going well .. what was I doing when I was 18 ??

 

[rutabowa]

The staging for this one is just such a weird fucking choice.

It is v odd, awesome

 

[belboid]

Those other dancers must have looked absurd in the arena. Not that they looked much better on tv

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is not quite as kitsch as usual. What's going on. Where's the proper bizarre stuff.

The semi-finals! Not a lot, but you can still find the odd gem.

Eurovision has been gravitating towards 'competent but uninspiring homogeneity' for years, now.

 

[Steel Icarus]

That'll do well but I didn't like it. She had dead eyes

 

[Lord Camomile]

So disappointing that Tony Hadley's son decided to represent Switzerland rather than his native UK

 

[Lord Camomile]

That'll do well but I didn't like it. She had dead eyes

In a box, in her dressing room...

 

[Dr. Furface]

More spangles but thankfully no legs this time

 

[weltweit]

I didn't know Celine Dion was Swiss

 

[isvicthere?]

Switzerland: a bit Jacques Brel!

 

[Steel Icarus]

I didn't know Celine Dion was Swiss

She's not

 

[The39thStep]

Thing is I can still remember the tune to Daz's chorus. I struggled to identify a chorus in Zippy's effort

All I can remember was that he was from Stockport and he had schoolgirls on stage although both myself and most of Stockport have tried to forget it tbh

 

[not-bono-ever]

This Swiss one is good

 

[Lord Camomile]

Switzerland's has grown on me since the SFs.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

What language is this in? I thought they spoke French in Switzerland.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I didn't know Celine Dion was Swiss

Yeah, I was talking to Gina G about it t'other day

 

[Orang Utan]

Get back to your holey cheese, stolen money and cuckoo clocks, Switzerland

 

[rutabowa]

Switzerland is pretty cool too, I like him