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Attacking what he chooses to eat just sounds like pompous stuck-up shit. I couldn’t give the slightest fuck if he has ketchup with steak. It’s not like there’s a shortage of other things to have a go at him about.

Exactly. I guess with the US stock exchanges at record highs and the dollar doing well, they have little else to whine about.

It makes the fear mongering prior to The Don's election look all the more ludicrous.
 
Exactly. I guess with the US stock exchanges at record highs and the dollar doing well, they have little else to whine about.

It makes the fear mongering prior to The Don's election look all the more ludicrous.

And what do you think of his endorsement of Britain First, then?
 
Exactly. I guess with the US stock exchanges at record highs and the dollar doing well, they have little else to whine about.

It makes the fear mongering prior to The Don's election look all the more ludicrous.

The twat can't even eat a pizza the right way round - at least it might raise the chances of a hilarious televised choking death.

 
The twat can't even eat a pizza the right way round - at least it might raise the chances of a hilarious televised choking death.



Or at least a choking incident. Then he could tell everyone how he choked the best, how his choking was amazing, compared to Dubya's.
 
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The twat can't even eat a pizza the right way round

That post defines the word "banal".

Are you another one of those poor souls who is so bitter and twisted because the US dollar and sharemarkets are so high, despite your fear mongering regarding the consequences of Trump being elected?

BTW : I can't stand Trump, the person.
 
The deal with politicians is that they are expected to eat in front of photographers and the public will make fun of the results - it's a long and time-honored tradition seen at its finest with the corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair, one of which Rick Perry can be seen enjoying below.

This is the thread for comic relief to distract from the unrelenting awfulness of the Trump administration so things like the president's silly eating habits are definitely fair game, the only thing I would consider off-limits is Barron Trump.

If you're looking for people to pay attention to you, insult you, contrast the record stock market highs under Trump with those reached under the previous few presidents, or even discuss the possible implications of the levels of debt behind the biggest post-election stock market rise since Herbert Hoover, you might be better off on a different thread.

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That post defines the word "banal".

Are you another one of those poor souls who is so bitter and twisted because the US dollar and sharemarkets are so high, despite your fear mongering regarding the consequences of Trump being elected?

BTW : I can't stand Trump, the person.
I think any definition of "banal" starts with a summary of your posting history.

But your inability to recognise any humour inherent in the unaware and low-brow antics of the social pariah Trump speaks far more of you than of anyone you're attempting to criticise, and I don't supposed anyone's fooled by your little carefully-qualified faux-Judas routine either.
 
President Trump has sometimes summoned White House staffers to his private residence in the evening to change assignments given to them by Chief of Staff John Kelly – and then telling them not to let him know, a report on Sunday said.

The president also sidesteps the order and discipline Kelly has tried to impose on the West Wing by bypassing the regular scheduling of phone calls between staff and advisers that give Kelly control over the information he receives, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Friends of the president who make up an informal group of trusted advisers outside the White House have even turned to using First Lady Melania Trump to get messages directly to the commander in chief.

“If I don’t want to wait 24 hours for a call from the president, getting to Melania is much easier,” one person said.

https://nypost.com/2017/12/03/trump...rs-assignments-given-to-them-by-kelly-report/
 
The deal with politicians is that they are expected to eat in front of photographers and the public will make fun of the results - it's a long and time-honored tradition

Er, it's not a tradition at all, grasshopper. Just totally childish. Enjoyed by childish people who have nothing constructive to add to the thread.
 
But your inability to recognise any humour inherent in the unaware and low-brow antics of the social pariah Trump

Lol! Trump was not voted in as president of the most powerful country in the world because he is a social pariah, sunshine. I would agree that he is hated by the usual boring overly politically correct brigade, who have a lot of criticism for those who have achieved much, but who have achieved so little themselves. He is also hated by the political establishment and the far left.

The US was founded by those who had the guts to travel thousands of miles to a place unknown to them, taking risks and facing danger in doing so, and who worked extremely hard to build a life for themselves. They want less government interference in their lives so that they can gain satisfaction from making their own way in the world. These people are about as different as it is possible to get from the Socialist types back in the UK, who perennially feel they are victims of someone or other and that the government/rich never do enough for them, and want to be looked after from cradle to grave.
 
The US was founded by those who had the guts to travel thousands of miles to a place unknown to them, taking risks and facing danger in doing so, and who worked extremely hard to build a life for themselves. They want less government interference in their lives so that they can gain satisfaction from making their own way in the world.
You think this founding myth has much to do with "just a small loan" Trump and the current ruling class of the US? You do buy all the stories they tell you.
 
Anyhow, I think you'll find the US was largely built off the backs of a fair few other people that travelled "thousands of miles to a place unknown, (...) facing danger in doing so, and worked extremely hard" . Only they didn't do so voluntarily, weren't paid for it, and their story is somehow overlooked by pompous pricks that buy into the mythology of the self-made rich and powerful.
 
The US was founded by those who had the guts to travel thousands of miles to a place unknown to them, taking risks and facing danger in doing so, and who worked extremely hard to build a life for themselves. .

Worked extemely hard to exterminate the indigenous population and raise billion dollar companies with the blood of slavery and peonage.

Isn't that more of the case, Larry?
 
Er, it's not a tradition at all, grasshopper. Just totally childish. Enjoyed by childish people who have nothing constructive to add to the thread.

Yes, you've been very constructive with your baiting and codswallop revisionary posts, to date.

Thing is, we'll still be here, long after your banning.
 
You think this founding myth has much to do with "just a small loan" Trump and the current ruling class of the US? You do buy all the stories they tell you.
Nah, he doesn't. He's entered the realm of self parody. He doesn't really believe this shit he defecates all over the boards in the small hours.

If I were minded to invent a gullible nut job right wing apologist dumbfuck identity to mess around on Urban with, I'd be quite proud to come up with something like Crappy Harry here, :D
 
Worked extemely hard to exterminate the indigenous population and raise billion dollar companies with the blood of slavery and peonage.

Isn't that more of the case, Larry?

It sure is, if you're a bigoted socialist and that nonsense is your only "defence", and bitter because the US has done so well, whilst the leftist economies like the USSR, Communist China, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela have done nothing except make their own people poorer.
 
contrast the record stock market highs under Trump with those reached under the previous few presidents

No need to, as you correctly pointed out that, under the previous presidents, the US stock markets did not reach the record highs it has done under Trump, entirely contrary to the fear mongering and negative predictions by his enemies should he be elected.

You can bet your booties, that if the market had gone down after Trumps election, you would hypocritically be blaming the decline on The Don.
 
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