Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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[Lord Camomile]

This rather good

The Unquotable Trump

Found this guy's zine when I was in New York. Got in touch with him to ask permission, now if Trump ever does make it to these shores that's what he'll see on some of the many placards that will greet him

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fffffucking hell

 

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Fffffucking hell

Yup - found the use of "relentlessly" mildly amusing though!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Yeah, I am kinda curious about what their yard actually looks like that it could be considered "relentlessly gay"

 

[MightyTibberton]

I'd have to have a dig to find it, but I believe the "relentlessly gay" yard has turned up as a hoax/troll... (Don't quote me on that though).

 

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*Sad Trombone Sound*

 

[existentialist]

*Sad Trombone Sound*

I see your sad trombone, and raise you a tiny fiddle.

 

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[taffboy gwyrdd]

This lying, paranoid snowflake seems to be quite a medium level organiser ffs.

It's bizarre (and funny if you're in the right mood)

 

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Trump asked White House chefs to recreate McDonald's

An anecdote published in a Politico profile of former Donald Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller proves that #45 takes the Billy Madison approach to being rich and privileged. Most people graced with a personal cook at their disposal would likely eat what I just described to my editor as “professional chef food” — dishes containing ingredients such as leeks, goat cheese, and pheasants, all cooked al dente or sous vide and with lots of fresh tarragon.

Not Trump, though. After taking up residence in the White House, all he wanted was a cheeseburger, cooked up the same way his favorite restaurant does it. Yes, Donald Trump had the White House chefs try to recreate McDonald’s — specifically, a double quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles, extra ketchup, and a fried apple pie.

Unfortunately, the chefs weren’t up to the task, and Trump found the results unsatisfying, sending Schiller out to Mickey D’s to procure the real deal. Schiller was used to it — during the campaign, he would reportedly make twice daily runs to the fast food giant. Once in the morning for Egg McMuffins, and again in the afternoon for two quarter pounders and a large fry.

 

[Dogsauce]

Attacking what he chooses to eat just sounds like pompous stuck-up shit. I couldn’t give the slightest fuck if he has ketchup with steak. It’s not like there’s a shortage of other things to have a go at him about.

 

[krtek a houby]

Attacking what he chooses to eat just sounds like pompous stuck-up shit. I couldn’t give the slightest fuck if he has ketchup with steak. It’s not like there’s a shortage of other things to have a go at him about.

Quite possibly. But his fast food approach is a metaphor for his dealings with issues outside of his ken. Which is most issues, iyswim...

 

[Yossarian]

Average person puts ketchup or whatever on a steak - who the fuck cares.

Rich asshole who had his own line of steaks ruins a nice piece of meat in their own steakhouse by ordering it charred and then dumps ketchup all over it like a 5-year-old - kind of funny.

The McDonald's thing is funny to but makes him more relatable, if anything - i I had a private chef offering to make all kinds of fancy French dishes I would probably also end up ordering a cheeseburger a lot of the time.

 

[Dogsauce]

To anyone from a meat and two veg background (which is probably most people) it just sounds like elitist sneering nonsense.

Anyhow, the more cholestral he shoves in his ignorant gob the better IMO.

 

[Yossarian]

I don't know if it's so much of an elitist thing in the States - your average Texas redneck would probably look at somebody funny if they went to their barbecue and turned an expensive steak into a hockey puck.

But Trump's eating habits seem to be unique, he must be about the only American who brings out the fancy silverware to eat a bucket of KFC.

 

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[krtek a houby]

To anyone from a meat and two veg background (which is probably most people) it just sounds like elitist sneering nonsense.

Anyhow, the more cholestral he shoves in his ignorant gob the better IMO.

I just think it's a shame he comes all the way and sticks with the burger option. In Japan he could have least tried the local burger variants or a bowl of soba or gyudon.

 

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[sim667]

Anyone come across this "Its ok to be white campaign"

 

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