Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[krtek a houby]

It sure is, if you're a bigoted socialist and that nonsense is your only "defence", and bitter because the US has done so well, whilst the leftist economies like the USSR, Communist China, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela have done nothing except make their own people poorer.

It never ceases to amuse me when the right wits can dismiss, as bigotry, the pointing out of slavery and genocide.

Fast forwarding to present day (i.e. an era where the USSR doesn't exist) and the US is still rife with poverty and inequality. Trump is not making things better for the poor and marginalised.

Rich people have done well for themselves in the US, of course. But they're not real people.

 

[existentialist]

It sure is, if you're a bigoted socialist and that nonsense is your only "defence", and bitter because the US has done so well, whilst the leftist economies like the USSR, Communist China, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela have done nothing except make their own people poorer.

Very good, Harry. Although you may be overegging it a little bit with "bigoted socialist", and risking outing yourself,on what is meant to be a humorous thread *taps nose*

 

[Yossarian]

If I were minded to invent a gullible nut job right wing apologist dumbfuck identity to mess around on Urban with, I'd be quite proud to come up with something like Crappy Harry here,

Yep, it's not a terrible creation, as these things go - I'm facepalming for not spotting it sooner.

 

[Happy Larry]

Worked extemely hard to exterminate the indigenous population and raise billion dollar companies with the blood of slavery and peonage.

I enjoyed that one. So, in your bigoted world, the millions of immigrants into the US got to pick up their awaiting slaves at Ellis Island, before picking up their arms and heading off to exterminate the indigenous population, and then settled down to raise billion dollar companies.

Your view of the world is so ludicrous, extreme and factually incorrect that it fits in so well with a thread with the word "ridicule" in its header. It's hard not to ridicule the nonsense that you post.

 

[existentialist]

I enjoyed that one. So, in your bigoted world, the millions of immigrants into the US got to pick up their awaiting slaves at Ellis Island, before picking up their arms and heading off to exterminate the indigenous population, and then settled down to raise billion dollar companies.

Your view of the world is so ludicrous, extreme and factually incorrect that it fits in so well with a thread with the word "ridicule" in its header. It's hard not to ridicule the nonsense that you post.

You're up late

 

[gosub]

Opinion | Billy Bush: Yes, Donald Trump, You Said That

"President Trump is currently indulging in some revisionist history, reportedly telling allies, including at least one United States senator, that the voice on the tape is not his."

an op-ed, no less

SNL got that right then.

 

[existentialist]

I enjoyed that one. So, in your bigoted world, the millions of immigrants into the US got to pick up their awaiting slaves at Ellis Island, before picking up their arms and heading off to exterminate the indigenous population, and then settled down to raise billion dollar companies.

Your view of the world is so ludicrous, extreme and factually incorrect that it fits in so well with a thread with the word "ridicule" in its header. It's hard not to ridicule the nonsense that you post.

Nice effort, given that you must be fairly exhausted after a night's monitor-bespittling!

But I think you're still missing the point....or are you?

Come to think of it, having a Crappy Harry posting this kind of stuff on a thread dedicated to ridiculing the alt-right and Trump is...well, it's a bit like having our very own mini-Trump right here on Urban.

I don't suppose you have a Twitter account, do you?

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Very good, Harry. Although you may be overegging it a little bit with "bigoted socialist", and risking outing yourself,on what is meant to be a humorous thread *taps nose*

He was slightly more amusing when he pretended to be a communist.

 

[krtek a houby]

I enjoyed that one. So, in your bigoted world, the millions of immigrants into the US got to pick up their awaiting slaves at Ellis Island, before picking up their arms and heading off to exterminate the indigenous population, and then settled down to raise billion dollar companies.

Your view of the world is so ludicrous, extreme and factually incorrect that it fits in so well with a thread with the word "ridicule" in its header. It's hard not to ridicule the nonsense that you post.

You need to brush up on your US history. Otherwise you're just an empty vessel spouting revisionist claptrap.

Why do you bother? What's your agenda? Slow day at the Mail?

 

[Louie Gabia]

The US was founded by those who had the guts to travel thousands of miles to a place unknown to them, taking risks and facing danger in doing so, and who worked extremely hard to build a life for themselves.

Yup and they need to wind their necks in before they break the whole country.

A country founded on grabbing what you can or squeezing ever bit of worth out of the land and selling it is short sighted and doomed to have a short empire.

What they need is some form of landed gentry, stewards of the land who know what is best for the groveling masses. Independently wealthy from the stolen wealth of other nations they will wish to preserve and nurture then enclose their lands to the exclusion of those who would do harm........

.....really don't know where this is leading.....I have no punchline

Vive la France!

 

[Louie Gabia]

.....really don't know where this is leading.....I have no punchline

Vive la France!

Ah I remember now, trump's reign will be prosperous, Happy Larry, but disasterous. He's opening up more land for development, bringing in tax breaks for the rich, emasculating (sorry whats a non- phallocentric practice?) the Environmental Protection Agency.

But worst of all he's deregulating Wall street and those greedy buggers will burn the innards of America's 'Trump Boom' whilst its still kicking on the gallows

 

[CRI]

 

[CRI]

 

[Happy Larry]

A country founded on grabbing what you can

Er, except that it was founded mainly by millions of people escaping poverty and religious persecution in Europe.

What they need is some form of landed gentry, stewards of the land who know what is best for the groveling masses.

Ahhh! You're a Communist then. It's been tried, Louie. Didn't turn out well at all for the masses, Mon 'Ami.

 

[krtek a houby]

Er, except that it was founded mainly by millions of people escaping poverty and religious persecution in Europe.



Ahhh! You're a Communist then. It's been tried, Louie. Didn't turn out well at all for the masses, Mon 'Ami.

How has capitalism turned out for the masses, Larry?

How did it turn out for the victims of peonage and land grabs?

 

[JimW]

Er, except that it was founded mainly by millions of people escaping poverty and religious persecution in Europe...

It's like the Jamestown colony never happened!

 

[mojo pixy]

...or the 'Indian wars' (genocides)
...or the biggest slave trade humanity has ever seen

I don't even know why I'm posting. Everyone knows this stuff. ''People escaping poverty and oppression in Europe" is only half the story of America and anyone who doesn't acknowledge that is a stupid fucking racist idiot. Happy Larry

 

[krtek a houby]

15 Major Corporations You Never Knew Profited from Slavery

Some more glorious capitalists for you, Happy Larry

 

[NoXion]

How has capitalism turned out for the masses, Larry?

I'll bet he thinks that the fact that ordinary folk can have TVs and microwaves somehow balances out the fact that more and more of society's productive capacity is controlled by an ever-shrinking minority of murderous sociopaths.

 

[krtek a houby]

I'll bet he thinks that the fact that ordinary folk can have TVs and microwaves somehow balances out the fact that more and more of society's productive capacity is controlled by an ever-shrinking minority of murderous sociopaths.

I'll bet he doesn't think at all.

Ho hum. I'm sure we'll soon find out whether he's a returned banned poster/troll/etc

 

[Happy Larry]

People escaping poverty and oppression in Europe" is only half the story of America and anyone who doesn't acknowledge that

Of course I recognise that, you silly squirrel.

People taking advantage of others has happened since the beginning of time, but it was not just the evil white people who did this, which is the over riding impression left when one listens to far left nonsense. American Indians were constantly fighting with each other over land etc, as were African tribes and the ancient tribes of every European country.

Those with views like yourselves need to stop feeling sorry for yourselves, stop feeling that you are victims of your fellow countrymen, get off your arses and do more to help yourself instead of feeling "entitled" to help from others.

If you live in the UK or the USA, you live in one of the greatest countries on earth. Countries that provide ample opportunity for those that are willing to pull their finger out, to improve the lives of themselves and their families.

 

[Happy Larry]

How has capitalism turned out for the masses, Larry?

Compared to Communism, it's been a roaring success, krtek.

 

[krtek a houby]

If you live in the UK or the USA, you live in one of the greatest countries on earth. Countries that provide ample opportunity for those that are willing to pull their finger out, to improve the lives of themselves and their families.

The "greatest countries on earth".

What fresh hell is this? There's no such thing. And what does "pulling their finger out" mean, as well?

You're just word salad, Larry. The US and UK are no more special than any other country. What makes the latter half decent is the people who live there, not the corporations and empire defenders. Certainly not those who think money is the answer to everything. The former, I suppose, could grudgingly be called "great" as in "great satan"...

 

[krtek a houby]

Compared to Communism, it's been a roaring success, krtek.

Detail these successes, Larry

 

[Happy Larry]

The US and UK are no more special than any other country

So why do you think so many people want to emigrate to them, sunshine?

Do you feel Zimbabwe would be a great place to live?

 

[krtek a houby]

So why do you think so many people want to emigrate to them, sunshine?

Do you feel Zimbabwe would be a great place to live?

Yeah, I do, cunt. It's the people not the money obsessed petty little sun never sets on the empire lackeys like you that make a country what it is. Ordniary, decent people.

Call me sunshine again and I'll shit on your jaguar.

 

[NoXion]

Of course I recognise that, you silly squirrel.

People taking advantage of others has happened since the beginning of time, but it was not just the evil white people who did this, which is the over riding impression left when one listens to far left nonsense. American Indians were constantly fighting with each other over land etc, as were African tribes and the ancient tribes of every European country.

Those with views like yourselves need to stop feeling sorry for yourselves, stop feeling that you are victims of your fellow countrymen, get off your arses and do more to help yourself instead of feeling "entitled" to help from others.

If you live in the UK or the USA, you live in one of the greatest countries on earth. Countries that provide ample opportunity for those that are willing to pull their finger out, to improve the lives of themselves and their families.

Social mobility board quits in protest

Cunt.

 

[Nylock]

Of course I recognise that, you silly squirrel.

People taking advantage of others has happened since the beginning of time, but it was not just the evil white people who did this, which is the over riding impression left when one listens to far left nonsense. American Indians were constantly fighting with each other over land etc, as were African tribes and the ancient tribes of every European country.

Those with views like yourselves need to stop feeling sorry for yourselves, stop feeling that you are victims of your fellow countrymen, get off your arses and do more to help yourself instead of feeling "entitled" to help from others.

If you live in the UK or the USA, you live in one of the greatest countries on earth. Countries that provide ample opportunity for those that are willing to pull their finger out, to improve the lives of themselves and their families.

What a load of old bollocks. Fair play you are at least consistent with the ol' gobshite...

 

[Louie Gabia]

Er, except that it was founded mainly by millions of people escaping poverty and religious persecution in Europe.

....and others that were brought over in checked in baggage Larry.

Desperate poor people can be dickheads too. Poverty does not ennoble. Coming from deprivation of potential to a glut, caused a rush to exploit. Paranoia was bred by the possibility of any loss of this momentum but the time of paranoia must end and the idea of limitless power with little or no consequence must end.

The United states empire is in its building stage but technologically and environmentally it currently cannot sustain this kind of boom and neither can the planet.

It should grow its empire by leading the charge towards not burning stuff. Not burning stuff is the future and this democratically elected anachronism is throwing more tyres on the fire, which is very worrying because there are an awful lot of tyres.

Ahhh! You're a Communist then. It's been tried, Louie. Didn't turn out well at all for the masses, Mon 'Ami.

Ahh not a communist. I am a free born man of the greatest country on earth (I live here so of course it's wonderful or why would I be here?) No I was eluding to an aristocracy of the people who give a shit. Noblesse obligee. There is something to be said for a system where you know exactly who your next leader will be and that person will have been trained from birth to rule for the good of all. Regardless and without any worries of gaining capital or hierachy because their power will be absolute.....and if they're shit you can chop their head off and go for someone else infallible.