Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[petee]

okay, then

 

[Yossarian]

okay, then

"This court finds you guialty."

 

[Ax^]

 

[Raheem]

It's a federal holiday, so he quite possibly does have authority.

 

[Ax^]

 

[hitmouse]

That's... one way to impress people on dating apps, I guess?

Capitol rioter arrested after being turned in by match on online dating app Bumble

The Justice Department has charged a Capitol rioter who was turned in by someone he matched with on the dating app Bumble, after he bragged about his exploits on January 6.

edition.cnn.com

According to court documents, one week after the attack, Robert Chapman of New York told one of his Bumble matches that "I did storm the Capitol" and said that he "made it all the way into Statuary Hall." He also claimed that he was interviewed by members of the media.
The other Bumble user replied, "we are not a match."

Prosecutors said the user then quickly reached out to the FBI and provided screenshots of the conversation.

 

[glitch hiker]

Paul Joseph tWatson (the t is silent) compared him to Rosa Parks. Unironically. Imagine my shock

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Teaboy]

What's going on here then? I'm guessing he did slightly more than just attend the rally?

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump-loving lawyer Lin Wood bizarrely claims he roamed White House -- and found ex-president still there

Right-wing attorney Lin Wood told his social media followers that he roamed the White House and found Donald Trump still there.The Trump-loving lawyer bizarrely claimed to his 840,000 followers on Telegram that he was in the White House looking for President Joe Biden, but instead found Trump...

www.rawstory.com

I'm wondering how he got into the white house and why he was allowed to roam freely.

 

[krtek a houby]

Trump-loving lawyer Lin Wood bizarrely claims he roamed White House -- and found ex-president still there

Right-wing attorney Lin Wood told his social media followers that he roamed the White House and found Donald Trump still there.The Trump-loving lawyer bizarrely claimed to his 840,000 followers on Telegram that he was in the White House looking for President Joe Biden, but instead found Trump...

www.rawstory.com

I'm wondering how he got into the white house and why he was allowed to roam freely.

Trump?

 

[Ax^]

What's going on here then? I'm guessing he did slightly more than just attend the rally?

He is an Alex Jones wannabe

and yes before storming the capital he was waffling on about killing member of the legislative
of course it was in jest you see

 

[Ax^]

 

[petee]

 

[hitmouse]

What's going on here then? I'm guessing he did slightly more than just attend the rally?

He's a proper hardcore vile prick:

Nick Fuentes

Nicholas Joseph "Nazi Nick" Fuentes (August 18, 1998–)[4] is an alt-right radical-traditionalist Catholic, white supremacist, neo-Nazi, and self-described incel.[5][6][7]

rationalwiki.org

Nick Fuentes, The Zoomer Nazi, Living in LaGrange Park, IL

Groyper Army and "America First"

www.adl.org

Spoiler: him being a prick

 

[petee]

perfect.

 

[Petcha]

This is real... it's superb. Banned from every other social media platform? Recreate the early noughties!

Donald Trump returns to social media with glorified blog

Ex-president unveils retro webpage featuring series of statements resembling blogposts ahead of Facebook oversight board’s decision on his suspension

www.theguardian.com

 

[spring-peeper]

from the above for those who didn't look at it

Tabs on Trump’s new website allow users to like or share the posts on their own Facebook or Twitter accounts, but there is no option for them to reply.

Visitors are also invited to “sign up for alerts”, so that Trump’s musings can be beamed directly into their inboxes. Perhaps unsurprisingly, options to “shop” and “contribute” figure prominently.

A footnote says the tool is funded jointly by the ex-president’s Save America and Make America Great Again political action committees.

 

[Yossarian]

Looks like he's rolled out some shitty new merchandise as well, including a $50 doormat.

 

[existentialist]

Looks like he's rolled out some shitty new merchandise as well, including a $50 doormat.


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You know how, when you get something really disgusting on your boots, and you don't want to even make your doormat disgusting by wiping them on it? That doormat would be quite handy then.

 

[two sheds]

You'd get shot if they saw you though

 

[existentialist]

You'd get shot if they saw you though

But isn't that what a doormat is for?

Shame they didn't decide to do one with his face on. I'd have deliberately stepped in dogshit every time I went home...

 

[spitfire]

Looks like he's rolled out some shitty new merchandise as well, including a $50 doormat.


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I looked up custom printed doormats in the USA so you don't have to. Prices on the site I found went from just under $20 for 1 to $13.50 for 500+.

In a surprise to absolutely no one here, he's grifting them again.

 

[Ax^]

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[spring-peeper]

https://www.wtrf.com/news/politics/twitter-account-from-the-desk-of-donald-j-trump-suspended/

An account that was labeled @DJTDesk has been suspended from Twitter.

Former President Donald Trump launched his new website “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump,” which allows Trump a platform to share his thoughts and feelings on issues and can be shared to other social media sites.

Reached for comment by The Post, including questions on the validity of the account, Twitter stood by the decision despite the identity of the user remaining unknown and seemingly not connected to the former president.

“As stated in our ban evasion policy, we’ll take enforcement action on accounts whose apparent intent is to replace or promote content affiliated with a suspended account,” a Twitter spokesperson said.

Twitter permanently banned Trump following the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

 

[two sheds]

bit of an update here

FBI raid exposes Giuliani and signals widening criminal search, experts say

High-profile nature of search highlights inquiry’s seriousness and suggests officials may have new Ukraine-related leads to follow

www.theguardian.com

 

[Ax^]

 

[DaveCinzano]

Maverick court house moves

 

[petee]

Maverick court house moves

he's been put in time-out