Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Puddy_Tat]

https://www.wtrf.com/news/politics/twitter-account-from-the-desk-of-donald-j-trump-suspended/

fake identification, surely.

the desk would make more sense than he does...

 

[spring-peeper]

I read that part about being a vet as he was an animal doctor.

The second post clued me in that he was talking about being a former soldier.

 

[spring-peeper]

fake identification, surely.

the desk would make more sense than he does...

the person who put it on twitter was not Trump.
Just someone trying to get Trump's words of wisdom onto the platform.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I read that part about being a vet as he was an animal doctor.

 

[mx wcfc]

This is real... it's superb. Banned from every other social media platform? Recreate the early noughties!

Donald Trump returns to social media with glorified blog

Ex-president unveils retro webpage featuring series of statements resembling blogposts ahead of Facebook oversight board’s decision on his suspension

www.theguardian.com

 

[Ax^]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[petee]

the best people

 

[Nylock]

Someone in the trumpverse being a lying, conniving, scamming spineless bastard?! Say it ain't so!

 

[Calamity1971]

Will he bat this one off ? I'm tired of being optimistic of twats being brought to justice.

New York attorney general adds 'criminal capacity' to probe of Trump Organization

New York Attorney General Letitia James is joining the Manhattan district attorney's office in a criminal investigation of the Trump Organization, James' office said Tuesday.

www.cnn.com

 

[two sheds]

There must be no shortage of criminal stuff they've done - led by Trump clearly none of them give a shit about the law.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Sure wasn't very "pro-life" yesterday:

Texas executes inmate for the first time in nearly a year | CNN

Quintin Jones was executed by lethal injection at the Texas State Penitentiary at Huntsville.

www.cnn.com

 

[Ax^]

are they pro life at all or just for control


pro life till out of the womb then you are on you're own

bastards

 

[Poot]

At six weeks the cluster of cells - sorry, I mean Baby With A Heartbeat!1!!! - is approximately the size of a lentil. It concerns me that people who don't even have wombs get to make decisions about that.

 

[Ax^]

it quite a nasty bill as well as its placing governing the law into the hands of right wing pro life wankers

"Abortion rights advocates and lawyers say the new law would allow for a cascade of lawsuits against abortion providers that would sap their time and money even if they ultimately won in court.

Family members, abortion funds, rape crisis counsellors and other medical professionals could be open to lawsuits, under the broad language in the bill, according to legal experts and physicians who opposed the measure. People who sued would be awarded at least $10,000, as well as costs for attorney’s fees, if they won."

hard to counter act as well as no one to sue to counteract the legislation

 

[Ax^]

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump shuts down his blog after less than a month

The blog page that former U.S. President Donald Trump launched less than one month ago, after his team suggested he'd be launching a major new social platform, has been permanently shuttered.

www.ctvnews.ca

 

[Ax^]

has he started an only fans or something?

 

[krtek a houby]

has he started an only fans or something?

Think he's clearing his schedule for August

 

[Petcha]

I'm not sure which is more bizarre. The Trump/Farage bromance or Nick Clegg being the guy charged with banning Trump from Facebook.

Facebook to suspend Trump’s account for two years

Decision follows oversight board recommendation over ex-president’s post on Capitol attack

www.theguardian.com

Both quite amusing in their own ways.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

2 year facebook ban was a quite nice for the moment at least

 

[Raheem]

Might be the closest we ever get to justice.

 

[Ax^]

the twitter ban seems to be perm but he appears to be the firky of social media

and the GOP has no one to replace the prick atm

 

[spring-peeper]

the twitter ban seems to be perm but he appears to be the firky of social media

and the GOP has no one to replace the prick atm

I don't think they are looking to replace him

 

[Ax^]

ahh tbh that accepted

but not sure if a round 2 is so assured

don't want to call anything, have a bad track record but

but as long as he does not die

2 terms for the current president

 

[spring-peeper]

When I start up minecraft, there is always a saying flashing in yellow.

I've seen quotes on washing hands, and thought "that was nice".

Well, today's words of wisdom was

The true meaning of covfefe

keeping it relevant ...