Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[existentialist]

me or the gov of texas?

Not you!

 

[petee]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Some racist vermin attacked an elderly Asian woman in San Fransisco and she battered him to a pulp. Eternal glory to this mighty woman!

Witnesses: Elderly Asian Woman Assaulted; Fights Off Attacker In San Francisco

An elderly woman being attacked on Market St. in San Francisco Wednesday - the latest victim in a wave of attacks on Asians in the Bay Area - turned the tables on her assailant, leaving him with injuries that required a trip to the hospital.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

 

[petee]

Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it

Turns out feelings run deep when it comes to Donald Trump. Who'd have thunk? Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks in Alamo Plaza has packed away a figure...

m.sacurrent.com

Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it

 

[Raheem]

Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it

Turns out feelings run deep when it comes to Donald Trump. Who'd have thunk? Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks in Alamo Plaza has packed away a figure...

m.sacurrent.com

Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it

How could they tell it was meant to be him?

 

[quiet guy]

They should leave it up and charge more those who feel the need

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Some racist vermin attacked an elderly Asian woman in San Fransisco and she battered him to a pulp. Eternal glory to this mighty woman!

Witnesses: Elderly Asian Woman Assaulted; Fights Off Attacker In San Francisco

An elderly woman being attacked on Market St. in San Francisco Wednesday - the latest victim in a wave of attacks on Asians in the Bay Area - turned the tables on her assailant, leaving him with injuries that required a trip to the hospital.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

Unfortunately, it sounds like her vision in one eye was effected. I hope its not a permanent injury.

 

[two sheds]

They should leave it up and charge more those who feel the need

Punch a celebrity

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump Hotels Were Quietly Removed From The Travel Industry’s Most Important Luxury Network

Virtuoso, whose motto is “the best of the best,” has removed all 10 Trump-branded hotels and resorts from its list of preferred partners.

www.forbes.com

Virtuoso, the world’s largest luxury travel network, whose motto is “the best of the best,” has quietly removed all 10 Trump-branded hotels and resorts from its list of preferred partners. Pages on Virtuoso’s website that once showcased Trump properties now lead to 404 “page not found” errors.

A spokesperson for Virtuoso confirmed that Trump Hotels ceased being a preferred partner earlier this month, but declined to elaborate. “As a rule, we don't talk about why we engage in non-renewals with partners,” said Misty Belles, managing director of global public relations for the company. “And we don’t talk about why they exit just as a courtesy for them and everyone involved.”

Regardless of how Trump Hotels left Virtuoso, the departure could hurt Trump’s hotel management and licensing business, which Forbes reported to be down $24 million since 2019, as well as his golf resorts in Miami and Europe, which are down another $120 million.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

 

[spring-peeper]

was that prompted by this?

White House staffers asked to resign after revealing past marijuana use

Several White House staffers were asked to resign, were suspended or are working remotely after revealing past marijuana use during their background checks, sources familiar with the situation tell CNN.

www.cnn.com

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

was that prompted by this?

White House staffers asked to resign after revealing past marijuana use

Several White House staffers were asked to resign, were suspended or are working remotely after revealing past marijuana use during their background checks, sources familiar with the situation tell CNN.

www.cnn.com

Its related to our governor here claiming that legalizing marijuana would "kill your kids."

Nebraska Gov. Ricketts warns: 'If you legalize marijuana, you're going to kill your kids' (yahoo.com)

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it

Turns out feelings run deep when it comes to Donald Trump. Who'd have thunk? Louis Tussaud’s Waxworks in Alamo Plaza has packed away a figure...

m.sacurrent.com

Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it

It looks like Klaus Kinsky in a suit

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Some racist vermin attacked an elderly Asian woman in San Fransisco and she battered him to a pulp. Eternal glory to this mighty woman!

Witnesses: Elderly Asian Woman Assaulted; Fights Off Attacker In San Francisco

An elderly woman being attacked on Market St. in San Francisco Wednesday - the latest victim in a wave of attacks on Asians in the Bay Area - turned the tables on her assailant, leaving him with injuries that required a trip to the hospital.

sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com

I don't see the distress she went through as any kind of positive and she shouldn't have had to defend herself in the first place.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I don't see the distress she went through as any kind of positive and she shouldn't have had to defend herself in the first place.

of course her distress or attack aren’t positive she does however deserve enormous praise for landing a racist barbarian in hospital. Hail that woman!

 

[DaveCinzano]

of course her distress or attack aren’t positive she does however deserve enormous praise for landing a racist barbarian in hospital. Hail that woman!

There is a crowdfund set up to defray her medical costs, because America.

Donate to Help my grandmother recover from this trauma, organized by John Chen

Hi everyone, I am fundraising for my grandmother that was racially attacked tod… John Chen needs your support for Help my grandmother recover from this trauma

gofund.me

Currently up to $733k so money may not be such an issue anymore, but might be a place to pass on best wishes as it is run by a family member.

 

[petee]

in today's round-up of waaaaah

Woman who coughed on cancer patient begs judge for leniency: ‘This has cost my family dearly’

A Florida woman who pled guilty to misdemeanor assault after she was caught on video deliberately coughing on a cancer patient in a Jacksonville store last year, asked a judge to consider the backlash she's received after the incident went viral, First Coast News reports. Debra Hunter said her...

deadstate.org

Woman who took private plane to Capitol riot: I’m not going to jail — ‘I’m blonde, white, and I have a great job’

The North Texas realtor who took a private plane to Washington D.C. to participate in the riot that breached the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 has been mixing it up on Twitter quite a bit since she was arrested. Jenna Ryan was charged with violent entry and disorderly conduct in a capitol building...

deadstate.org

 

[Nylock]

Fuck 'em

 

[agricola]

 

[splonkydoo]

Big Jim Jones head on him and all, fuckin hell.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Big Jim Jones head on him and all, fuckin hell.

Giving me major Martin-Sheen-in-The-Dead-Zone vibes there

 

[petee]

out of all of them i hope he gets crushed flat.

 

[spring-peeper]

Facebook removes video of Trump interview with daughter-in-law Lara Trump

Facebook removed a video of an interview with former President Trump conducted by his daughter-in-law Lara Trump, saying any content “in the voice of Donald Trump” would be scrubbed from the social media platform.

www.foxnews.com

 

[krtek a houby]

Didn't he "adopt" a young man a couple of years ago, which raised eyebrows?

 

[hitmouse]

$500,000 Jefferson Davis chair stolen in Selma will be a toilet unless Confederate group hangs banner, email claims

“This incident is sending Selma back into ‘The Twilight Zone,’” the district attorney said. “There’s never a dull moment.”

www.al.com

This morning, a group that claims to have taken the monument, the Jefferson Davis Memorial Chair, sent emails to AL.com saying they will give the chair to the United Daughters of the Confederacy if that organization agrees to hang a banner outside its Richmond, Va. headquarters.

In those emails, a group calling itself White Lies Matter say they stole the chair from the Old Live Oak Cemetery and are demanding that the UDC hang a large banner at 1 p.m. on Friday -- the anniversary of the Confederacy’s surrender in the Civil War -- and leave it there for 24 hours.

The banner bears a quote from Assata Shakur, a Black Liberation Army activist wanted by the FBI for the 1973 murder of a New Jersey state trooper: “The rulers of this country have always considered their property more important than our lives.”

White Lies Matter said it had already delivered the banner to the UDC.

“Failure to do so will result in the monument, an ornate stone chair, immediately being turned into a toilet,” the email states. “If they do display the banner, not only will we return the chair intact, but we will clean it to boot.”

 

[petee]

peas in a pod

 

[petee]

 

[petee]

 

[David Clapson]

The first Capitol rioter to plead guilty is probably looking at a sentence of 4 years even though he turned himself in, has copped a plea and will grass up the others in court. I wonder what the people who don't cop a plea will get? 10 years? 20? What a way to ruin your life.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/legal-issues/guilty-plea-capitol-riot/2021/04/16/f7d5d420-9eb6-11eb-9d05-ae06f4529ece_story.html

A founding member of the Oath Keepers arrested in the Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol has agreed to plead guilty and cooperate against others in the case — the first defendant to potentially flip in the sprawling domestic terrorism investigation that has led to charges against more than 400 people.

The scheduled plea comes exactly 100 days after Jon Ryan Schaffer and hundreds of other supporters of former president Donald Trump allegedly stormed the Capitol hoping to prevent Joe Biden from being confirmed as the next president. Prosecutors hope Schaffer’s plea spurs others to provide additional evidence in hopes of avoiding long prison sentences.
The plea marks a new stage in the historic investigation, as prosecutors seek to work up the chain of defendants to gather evidence and better understand the full scope of any planning and organizing of the violence — particularly among groups like the far-right Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys. Dozens of members from both groups appeared to act in concert to storm the building, prosecutors have alleged.

Schaffer, 53, a guitarist and lead songwriter for the heavy metal band Iced Earth, was charged on Friday by criminal information, a type of charging document used when a defendant waives the right to an indictment. A plea hearing was set for 11 a.m.
Schaffer has been jailed since he turned himself in to FBI agents in Indianapolis on Jan. 18 after being photographed inside the Capitol wearing a hat that said “Oath Keepers Lifetime Member.”
U.S. v Jon Ryan Schaffer criminal information
He was initially charged with six crimes, including engaging in an act of physical violence and targeting police with bear spray.
Friday’s filing shows Schaffer has agreed to plead guilty to only two charges, but both are felony offenses carrying heavy penalties that federal prosecutors are relying on heavily in the wider probe.

One, obstruction of an official proceeding of Congress, is punishable by up to 20 years in prison; the other, trespassing on restricted grounds of the Capitol while armed with a deadly or dangerous weapon, carries up to a 10 year prison term.

Those two charges have been brought against roughly one-fourth of individuals charged to date — about 100 of more than 410 defendants — including those accused of the most serious offenses in the riot. Authorities have said the attack on the Capitol led to five deaths, assaults against nearly 140 police and the evacuation of Congress.
Schaffer’s knowledge of other Oath Keepers members’ activities is unclear from court filings, but prosecutors say he was an early backer of the group

Founded in 2009 by Stewart Rhodes, the Oath Keepers are a large but loosely organized network of right-wing groups including self-styled militias that recruits military, law enforcement and first-responder personnel with a disinformation-fueled ideology that the federal government is bound toward dictatorship.
At a pro-Trump march in November attended by Oath Keepers, the FBI alleged, Schaffer said: “We’re not going to merge into some globalist, communist system. It will not happen. There will be a lot of bloodshed if it comes down to that, trust me.”
The FBI and Justice Department have hit a dozen affiliates of the anti-government group with conspiracy charges for allegedly planning and preparing for violence before Jan. 6. Court papers alleged charged members communicated with Rhodes and his on-the-ground deputy that day and breached the Capitol in formation after guarding GOP figures such as Trump confidant Roger Stone.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Not sure if this is the right thread for this, didn't know where else to post it. Milo Yiannopoulos still trying desperately to be relevant with a new book, which is actually called Make America Hate Again: