England v Algeria

[Idaho]

Thank god we were playing the only team in the whole tournament that are as shit as us.

 

[Proper Tidy]

lol x1000

lol x infinity

ahahahahahahahahaha

I'm just hoping the cameras will show us a small child crying

 

[skyscraper101]

Still, at least Somerset tonked Gloucestershire earlier.

 

[editor]

Algeria was by far the more exciting team. Well, at least their players ran rather than lumbered.

Rooney was a complete waste of space tonight. Awful performance.

 

[Biddlybee]

Thank god we were playing the only team in the whole tournament that are as shit as us.

Algeria played quite well I thought.

 

[gnoriac]

Fair result, Algeria simply didn't take their chances.

 

[tastebud]

that was hilarious. best yet!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Meh.

 

[andy2002]

How can a team who pissed through qualification, have one of the best managers in the world and several players who could walk into any club side on the planet be so utterly, utterly SHIT?

 

[TrippyLondoner]

even im laughing at how poor that was, fucking hell. where was joe cole? why wasnt heskey subbed at half time for being the useless non scoring twat he is? etc...

 

[DJ Squelch]

That was utterly depressing, oh well at least we've got Adrian Chiles & James Corden to watch on TV now to cheers us up.

 

[ddraig]

oh dear oh dear
guess some flags already being taken down!

 

[ChrisFilter]

I bet Mars wish they could have cancelled that ad

 

[Infidel Castro]

How can a team who pissed through qualification, have one of the best managers in the world and several players who could walk into any club side on the planet be so utterly, utterly SHIT?

I went and checked the group, and apart from Croatia and Ukraine (who are no great shakes this past year) it was actually piss-easy.

 

[Ranbay]

oxo are bringing out a new cube with white foil and a red cross- it's going to be called "laughing stock"

 

[gnoriac]

why wasnt heskey subbed at half time for being the useless non scoring twat he is? etc...

I reckon he'd be good as a holding midfielder.

 

[agricola]

The headline from Marca: "Calamity England"

 

[skyscraper101]

All these lad adverts basking in England's glory really look crap now.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I bet Mars wish they could have cancelled that ad

I thought the same thing

 

[smmudge]

Right, I think if we draw here but beat Slovenia, we are through - we will have 5, Slovenia 4, Algeria cannot have more than 4.

But if we draw with Slovenia (plausible) and USA win against Algeria (also plausible), the yanks will go through instead of us

 

[skyscraper101]

Fuck off Gerrard. Just fuck off

 

[QueenOfGoths]

even im laughing at how poor that was, fucking hell. where was joe cole? why wasnt heskey subbed at half time for being the useless non scoring twat he is? etc...

Mr. QofG's feeling too.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Fuck off Gerrard. Just fuck off

and lumpard

 

[Lord Camomile]

oxo are bringing out a new cube with white foil and a red cross- it's going to be called "laughing stock"

I'm pretty certain that's older than me

Which, on reflection, is rather depressing

 

[mitochondria]

Algeria's problem is no strikers, or even no forwards at all. their top goalscorer had 18 last season.

If they had one decent forward it would be 1:0

 

[Infidel Castro]

Thsi thread went exponential as the game wore on. Amazing stuff.

 

[agricola]

LOL @ Rooney



Six grand to go and watch that? I would have thrown my own fecal matter at you, never mind boo.

 

[editor]

The USA deserve to go through. They're much better than England.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Rooney you fucking wanker. They are booing 'cos you were shit

 

[twistedAM]

LOL @ Rooney

What did he say? i had the volume down low and couldn't work it out