England at War with France

[Shechemite]

I don’t think we can win this one. Make a deal with the Pope and offer up Germany to be split between France and Poland

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fair enough. scuse my ignorance. I only know one guy from Jersey and he's the poshest, 'most British' person you could meet. I assumed it was part of the UK.

TBF a lot of people do, including some reporters filing reports to newspaper websites today.

But, the states of Jersey, Guernsey and the Isle of Man have never been part of the UK, all three are self-governing, but the UK represents them at international levels.

 

[DotCommunist]

I don’t think we can win this one. Make a deal with the Pope and offer up Germany to be split between France and Poland

How many fishing fleets does the pope have?

 

[Orang Utan]

TBF a lot of people do, including some reporters filing reports to newspaper websites today.

But, the states of Jersey, Guernsey and the Isle of Man have never been part of the UK, all three are self-governing, but the UK represents them at international levels.

They belong to the Crown, sort of

 

[Serene]

TBF a lot of people do, including some reporters filing reports to newspaper websites today.

But, the states of Jersey, Guernsey and the Isle of Man have never been part of the UK, all three are self-governing, but the UK represents them at international levels.

Tynwald, the Isle of Man Government is one of, if not the oldest continuous Parliament in the World.

 

[Serene]

Do Fish really have fingers with bread crumbs on them?

 

[fishfinger]

Yes.

 

[Shechemite]

How many fishing fleets does the pope have?

he could channel (tunnel) Jesus and make good with just one or two fishes

 

[TopCat]

it's the remainers' last best hope so watch out for lib dem fifth columnists

I can picture them now on our southern shores, looking in vain but still with hope that an invading, no a civilising force would soon appear on the horizon.

 

[TopCat]

The French forces will be considerably disrupted by multiple sets of two way traffic lights on the A24.

 

[Serene]

I can picture them now on our southern shores, looking in vain but still with hope that an invading, no a civilising force would soon appear on the horizon.

Corbyn has been seen hiding behind trees on the coast at Folkstone, ready to send the all clear signal with a lamp to immigrants rowing over from France. He has them work on his allotments until he forges their papers.

 

[Sprocket.]

It will all be over by Christmas.

 

[Pickman's model]

I can picture them now on our southern shores, looking in vain but still with hope that an invading, no a civilising force would soon appear on the horizon.

Bringing with it the latest food fads from Paris

 

[TopCat]

Bringing with it the latest food fads from Paris

A rare sourdough culture, kept warm against Macron’s breast

 

[Yossarian]

I'll go out and gather escargots for the invaders' victory banquet if they kill Johnson with an arrow through the eye.

 

[Serene]

Some of the Brexiteers that were propagandists in getting people to vote for it are living and watching it all from their sprawling Mansions in France on the advice of their accountants. I am trying to recall which ex tory minister was on the news the other month because he has to sell his huge Mansion in France. One of Thatchers lot ( was it Nigel Lawson? ). They will be shouting for the hardest possible Brexit.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

How many fishing fleets does the pope have?

Jeebus was a fisher of men. But not gay, oh no, deffo not with the gays, this fisher of men and his twelve ‘disciples’.

 

[Pickman's model]

Some of the Brexiteers that were propagandists in getting people to vote for it are living and watching it all from their sprawling Mansions in France on the advice of their accountants. I am trying to recall which ex tory minister was on the news the other month because he has to sell his huge Mansion in France. One of Thatchers lot ( was it Nigel Lawson? ). They will be shouting for the hardest possible Brexit.

I was under the impression you were posting from Brussels, near the pissing boy

 

[cupid_stunt]

There does seem to be some problem with Jersey's bureaucracy here, because Guernsey & their fishermen are looking on with bemusement.

 

[Pickman's model]

There does seem to be some problem with Jersey's bureaucracy here, because Guernsey & their fishermen are looking on with bemusement.

They always look with bemusement at goings-on on jersey

 

[Serene]

Some of the Brexiteers that were propagandists in getting people to vote for it are living and watching it all from their sprawling Mansions in France on the advice of their accountants. I am trying to recall which ex tory minister was on the news the other month because he has to sell his huge Mansion in France. One of Thatchers lot ( was it Nigel Lawson? ). They will be shouting for the hardest possible Brexit.

I was under the impression you were posting from Brussels, near the pissing boy

The pissing boy?

 

[Pickman's model]

The pissing boy?

The manneken pis

 

[Serene]

Brexiteer Lawson plans UK return after failing to achieve French residency



Leave doesn’t mean leave as Nigel Lawson plans UK return after failing to gain French residency Brexiteer politician Nigel Lawson is selling his house in France and is set to return to the UK - months after announcing he was planning to apply for French residency.

 

[tommers]

Corbyn has been seen hiding behind trees on the coast at Folkstone, ready to send the all clear signal with a lamp to immigrants rowing over from France. He has them work on his allotments until he forges their papers.

Did wonder what he was doing in the coastal park. Should have known.

 

[Serene]

The manneken pis

I had to google. Its a fountain.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

that twat johnson is going to try and generate something like this just in time for every election, isn't he?

 

[Pickman's model]

I had to google. Its a fountain.

Yes, I know

 

[Pickman's model]

that twat johnson is going to try and generate something like this just in time for every election, isn't he?

The French say they're not playing again and next time they'll whack him with a drone strike

 

[Serene]

Did wonder what he was doing in the coastal park. Should have known.

He got best on show prize for his allotment grown marrows.

 

[TopCat]

When are the French elections?