England at War with France

[Orang Utan]

Bay of the Gherkins?

That’s cornichons

 

[Sue]

The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty is remains more strongly in place so I reckon Portugal would invade France from the south before France even thought of speaking to Scotland.

Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty is remains more strongly in place so I reckon Portugal would invade France from the south before France even thought of speaking to Scotland.

Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I'd fight for wine and/or custard tarts tbf.

 

[Orang Utan]

La Petite Mort du Gammon

More like Grand Mal

 

[Orang Utan]

Will the Yorkshire stage of the tour de france be cancelled then?

Here’s hoping

 

[Serene]

EDF owns most, if not all, of Britains Nuclear Power Stations?

 

[danny la rouge]

EDF owns most, if not all, of Britains Nuclear Power Stations?

Tommy Robinson?

 

[Serene]

What should it be called? All good conflicts need a name. The Pelagic Putsch? The Battle of the High Voltage Cable? World War III?

The Battle of tant pis?

 

[Serene]

Tommy Robinson?

Does he have shares?

 

[The39thStep]

The UK’s exit from EU rules took place only 19 weeks ago and already the country has seen rioting in Northern Ireland, threats to cut off vaccine supplies and now has sent two gunboats to Jersey for an armed conflict with our nearest neighbour.

Good to see a calm head on here when many are losing it

 

[Pickman's model]

We gave little Britain back to the French.

this will be a shock to the city of london

 

[Petcha]

What a shitshow. I believe many of the fishermen themselves are in solidarity with their French counterparts.

And channel islanders couldn't vote in the brexit nonsense either (i dont think)

 

[Pickman's model]

The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty is remains more strongly in place so I reckon Portugal would invade France from the south before France even thought of speaking to Scotland.

Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

yeh. sparking a war with spain, which sadly lies between the two countries.

 

[fishfinger]

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this will be a shock to the city of london

The kerning in that text is appalling

 

[Serene]

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this will be a shock to the city of london

Someone needs to crack open the Magna Carta and work forwards from there.

 

[Pickman's model]

Someone needs to crack open the Magna Carta and work forwards from there.

boris johnson has been knocking the magna carta back for days now and see what it's done to him

 

[cupid_stunt]

And channel islanders couldn't vote in the brexit nonsense either (i dont think)

Of course they couldn't, you can't vote to remain or leave something you've never been a member of.

 

[Pickman's model]

Of course they couldn't, you can't vote to remain or leave something you've never been a member of.

gibraltar had a vote tho

 

[cupid_stunt]

gibraltar had a vote tho

That's because they were part of the EU.

 

[Serene]

Good to see a calm head on here when many are losing it

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it.

 

[Serene]

Creux de merde?

Shittehole

 

[Spymaster]

I believe many of the fishermen themselves are in solidarity with their French counterparts.

Well, one of them is. A bloke called Le Masurier.

He can fuck off back to Dad's Army. The treacherous posh cunt.

 

[The39thStep]

The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty remains more strongly in place so I reckon Portugal would invade France from the south before France even thought of speaking to Scotland.

Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Busy fighting the jihadists in Mozambique at the mo

 

[platinumsage]

Busy fighting the jihadists in Mozambique at the mo

I‘m sure that Jersey’s right to administer fishing permits in a particular way will take priority.

 

[mx wcfc]

I believe many of the fishermen themselves are in solidarity with their French counterparts.

There was a Jersey fisherman on the news saying just that. The Jersey boats want to land their catch in France, to sell it. The French fishermen want to fish in their traditional waters. The Jersey bloke clearly recognised that there needed to be a bit of co-operation to achieve that. Shame the authorities can't.

 

[two sheds]

In our last naval engagement with France we sunk their entire navy in an afternoon without a single British casualty IIRC

Aren't you thinking of Man City vs PSG earlier in the week?

 

[Pickman's model]

That's because they were part of the EU.

never mind

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

The pricks cheering this on (and there are many) are the same people who defended the murder of Chauvin and make excuses for the risk to peace in North-east Ireland.

They are worse than the chumps who cheered on the slaughter of WW1, who had least had the excuse of less information.

Fucking neanderthals.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Who was their last MEP?

Too small to elect one, so they became part of the UK's south-west region for EU elections.

 

[Serene]

Theres no point voting anyway. Look at todays, if you vote, someone next door is going to cancel it out by voting Tory because he thinks the next Superman will be gay.

 

[Petcha]

Of course they couldn't, you can't vote to remain or leave something you've never been a member of.

Fair enough. scuse my ignorance. I only know one guy from Jersey and he's the poshest, 'most British' person you could meet. I assumed it was part of the UK.