England at War with France

[stavros]

 

[Serene]

Macron has just been on French television saying England " is a shit-hole "

 

[danny la rouge]

Macron has just been on French television saying England " is a shit-hole "

Creux de merde?

 

[Serene]

Creux de merde?

Oui, c`est vrai.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Bergerac and Charlie hungerford will send those pesky frenchies packing.

 

[ska invita]

Its not England at war with France its Grande Bretagne

 

[Serene]

Its not England at war with France its Grande Bretagne

It is called Great Britain because of Bretagne, which means little Britain When we pulled out we named our Island Great Britain to distinguish between the two. However Scotland arent exactly united with England.

 

[Saul Goodman]

With the rest of the EU blockading us in solidarity, we’ll turn to America only to remember that Trump’s gone, Biden’s Irish, and US troops are being deployed to Dublin in a classic pincer movement. Rationing will begin just like in the good old days, the youth will be drafted, Scotland will revolt and overthrow Westminster rule, and Boris will hold torchlight rallies demanding the total destruction of our enemies. hide in a fridge.

CFY

 

[SpookyFrank]

Reminds me of the Cod War. We lost that one.

In our last naval engagement with France we sunk their entire navy in an afternoon without a single British casualty IIRC

 

[danny la rouge]

Its not England at war with France its Grande Bretagne

I didn’t vote for that.

 

[Serene]

Gove is on BBC News saying " The battle of Agincourt wasnt settled on a drop-kick "

 

[ska invita]

It is called Great Britain because of Bretagne, which means little Britain When we pulled out we named our Island Great Britain to distinguish between the two. However Scotland arent exactly united with England.

Which the larger Brittain of which Brittainy is the diminutive?

What did we pull out of?

 

[ska invita]

Gove is on BBC News saying " The battle of Agincourt wasnt settled on a drop-kick "

Its funny but its also really not - such a bunch of cunts

 

[Serene]

Which the larger Brittain of which Brittainy is the diminutive?

What did we pull out of?

We gave little Britain back to the French.

 

[JimW]

We're lucky that the two states are governed by persons of such character and perspicacity that we can be sure wiser counsels will prevail.
Anyone know the recommended depth to dig an air raid shelter?

 

[JimW]

We gave little Britain back to the French.

No, it's from the p-Celtic Prydain and similar. Breton nobility were exiles from here but I forget why, early sub Roman IIRC.

 

[Serene]

We're lucky that the two states are governed by persons of such character and perspicacity that we can be sure wiser counsels will prevail.
Anyone know the recommended depth to dig an air raid shelter?

Indeed so Brigitte and Boris will be seeking counsel.

 

[Pickman's model]

it's the remainers' last best hope so watch out for lib dem fifth columnists

 

[andysays]

We gave little Britain back to the French.

David Walliams and Matt Lucas?

As far as I'm concerned the French are welcome to them...

 

[Serene]

Maximilien Robespierre is returning avec " Le Terreur ".

 

[Serene]

Will the Yorkshire stage of the tour de france be cancelled then?

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

The Baie des Cochons Rout

Bay of the Gherkins?

 

[Mr Moose]

In our last naval engagement with France we sunk their entire navy in an afternoon without a single British casualty IIRC

Jeez. How old are you?

 

[Yossarian]

What should it be called? All good conflicts need a name. The Pelagic Putsch? The Battle of the High Voltage Cable? World War III?

La Petite Mort du Gammon

 

[not a trot]

Not for a 'armed conflict', just to monitor the French fishermen's protest, and ensure they don't blockade the port.

But, you're 24 hours late with this news, the French trawlers have all fucked off home now.

How I would love to hear that read out as the main story on the BBC ten o clock news tonight.

 

[danny la rouge]

Bay of the Gherkins?

That’s Cornichons.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

That's people from Cornwall

 

[danny la rouge]

That's people from Cornwall

 

[Sue]

Its not England at war with France its Grande Bretagne

It has been suggested that the Auld Alliance was never formally revoked and remains in place.

'The terms of the treaty stipulated that if either country were attacked by England, the other country would invade English territory.'

Auld Alliance - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[platinumsage]

It has been suggested that the Auld Alliance was never formally revoked and remains in place.

'The terms of the treaty stipulated that if either country were attacked by England, the other country would invade English territory.'

Auld Alliance - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

The Anglo-Portuguese Treaty remains more strongly in place so I reckon Portugal would invade France from the south before France even thought of speaking to Scotland.

Anglo-Portuguese Treaty of 1373 - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org