eastenders - bizarre and shit

[_angel_]

If that is the Christmas storyline I'll write to complain.

I reckon between us we could write the xmas episode and send it to them.
Couldn't be any worse could it?

 

[harpo]

I reckon between us we could write the xmas episode and send it to them.
Couldn't be any worse could it?

Something involving gangsters from another manor and the gory death of Derek Branning would be good.

 

[_angel_]

Something involving gangsters from another manor and the gory death of Derek Branning would be good.

Yeay! That's the spirit.
Derek must die. I don't understand why everyone is so scared of him he has *no* henchmen around him is overweight, unfit... why did he scare that Moon brother off. (Younger fitter, with a number of brothers/ mates who could stick up for him) (Actually I have no idea which of those lads is which).
Also I vote to bring David Essex into it, I was surprised by how good he actually was.

 

[harpo]

Yeay! That's the spirit.
Derek must die. I don't understand why everyone is so scared of him he has *no* henchmen around him is overweight, unfit... why did he scare that Moon brother off. (Younger fitter, with a number of brothers/ mates who could stick up for him) (Actually I have no idea which of those lads is which).
Also I vote to bring David Essex into it, I was surprised by how good he actually was.

GOD yes. David Essex. Still remarkably sexy.

He comes back in with his rival henchmen (for he is secretly a bit of a gangsta), dispenses with Derek Branning (helped by Max, for a twist. Max can only take so many more attacks on Tanya), seizes back the Emporium, forges an alliance with Phil Mitchell and takes his place as benevolent overlord of the Square.

That would tick a lot of boxes for me.

 

[_angel_]

GOD yes. David Essex. Still remarkably sexy.

He comes back in with his rival henchmen (for he is secretly a bit of a gangsta), dispenses with Derek Branning (helped by Max, for a twist. Max can only take so many more attacks on Tanya), seizes back the Emporium, forges an alliance with Phil Mitchell and takes his place as benevolent overlord of the Square.

That would tick a lot of boxes for me.

This shit writes itself, what's their problem?

 

[Hellsbells]

who was in that black car that drove through the square in last night's episode?
I heard Amira (YAWN) is meant to be coming back.
EE is so dire at the moment. So many pointless, boring storylines and awful pointless characters. God knows why i'm so sad i still watch it

 

[Frankie Jack]

who was in that black car that drove through the square in last night's episode?
I heard Amira (YAWN) is meant to be coming back.
EE is so dire at the moment. So many pointless, boring storylines and awful pointless characters. God knows why i'm so sad i still watch it

Rumours of Derek being offed.

 

[harpo]

Rumours of Derek being offed.

Oh no, not before Christmas.

 

[zenie]

who was in that black car that drove through the square in last night's episode?

The bailiffs

Look forward to Janine coming back then.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The bailiffs

Look forward to Janine coming back then.

But that's going to be months and months and months away

 

[Hellsbells]

oh right. I thought there were 2 storylines going on at the same time and the black car wasn't connected to the bailiffs. Prob a little too complicated for ee at the moment

this may be a silly question, but what's happened to Dot? I did miss a whole chunk of episodes at one point - she is still alive isn't she

Another question i have is what's happened to Bianca's kids? She's in jail right? Ricky's somewhere abroad, and Pat's dead. So erm...who's looking after them all? Or did they all go off to live with Ricky?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I wondered that, then saw the bailiffs, and thought bailiffs have right posh cars nowadays. Would have expected a van

 

[_angel_]

oh right. I thought there were 2 storylines going on at the same time and the black car wasn't connected to the bailiffs. Prob a little too complicated for ee at the moment

this may be a silly question, but what's happened to Dot? I did miss a whole chunk of episodes at one point - she is still alive isn't she

I actually don't know, but June Brown is knocking on a bit, so I guess it's reasonable for her to be in it a bit less now. Of course that's left EE with a big matriarch shortage.

Another question i have is what's happened to Bianca's kids? She's in jail right? Ricky's somewhere abroad, and Pat's dead. So erm...who's looking after them all? Or did they all go off to live with Ricky?

Carole has gone down south the look after them nearer the prison Bianca is in.

 

[harpo]

Cora is filling the matriarch role quite well. I like her and her elaborate back-comb.

 

[zenie]

Cora is filling the matriarch role quite well. I like her and her elaborate back-comb.

And her chain smoking

 

[Geri]

Nope, don't care. Don't give a shit about Sayed and Christian. They're leaving anyway aren't they

I love Christian. Don't like spineless Sayed though.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I love Christian. Don't like spineless Sayed though.

So do I, but I can't handle him when he's looking like a lovesick puppy, and Sayed was all wrong for him

 

[Ax^]

this may be a silly question, but what's happened to Dot? I did miss a whole chunk of episodes at one point - she is still alive isn't she

nothing she of visiting jim...


june is off taking a break for a bit

she is like 85

 

[youngian]

How did Zaineb go through such an amazing personality transplant; miserable religous bigot to fun loving fag hag in five months.

 

[_angel_]

How did Zaineb go through such an amazing personality transplant; miserable religous bigot to fun loving fag hag in five months.

I know but all soap characters do this....(personality transplant).

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

How did Zaineb go through such an amazing personality transplant; miserable religous bigot to fun loving fag hag in five months.

She nearly died and was with a dodgy bloke so it's changed her outlook on life

 

[zoooo]

Today it is Masood's turn to have the personality transplant. 99% of the time he is lovely and cuddly and nice, then when they need him to be evil for the plot he turns mentalist.

 

[Geri]

You'd think with everything the Masoods have been through in the last couple of years, Shabnam would at least have the decency to show her face.

 

[maldwyn]

Who the fuck would want to join that gym, what a dump. And if you're looking for a job go catch a bus up west.

 

[Looby]

I can't decide whether I fancy Masood or AJ more. : o

I know Zainab's transformation has been a bit sudden but I love it. Her relationship with Christian now is very sweet.

 

[zoooo]

AJ! AJ!

Well, sometimes Masood.

 

[Geri]

I much prefer Masood. AJ has funny eyes.

 

[Mephitic]

Dear oh dear the whole thing has been totally pants lately, the kissin cousins, angry gangster dad, piss poor car crash, Tanya's surprising new sister et al. Derek is remarkably irritating, surely it's about time somebody ran him over.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Dear of dear the whole thing has been totally pants lately, the kissin cousins, angry gangster dad, piss poor car crash, Tanya's surprising new sister et al. Derek is remarkably irritating, surely it's about time somebody ran him over.

Hopefully they'll be an end to Kat and her bit on the side. I'm sick of it.

When's Janine coming back? Must be soon

 

[Ax^]

Why has no one slapped derek,

Worse fat aged useless gangster character they have had on eastenders.


And ffs stop with the endless kat affairs already, or at least have aflie smash her over the head with the queen victoria bust at christmas or something..