eastenders - bizarre and shit

[zoooo]

It was actually pretty funny. Especially when Masood misheard Derek calling Sayid 'tacky'.
I did a kind of disbelieving lol.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I haven't watched this for a long time and tuned in this evening for a reason that I have forgotten, due to my brain being boggled.
That pub fight might actually be the silliest thing I've ever seen in all my life.

That was just silly and watching Tanya and Sharon was embarrassing. The whole episode was shit

 

[zoooo]

The Tanya and Sharon bit was aaaawful.

 

[Mephitic]

Sharon is fucking terrible, she can't act. It's like watching really bad amateur dramatics but much less entertaining, was she always this bad? Her pet womble is equally annoying.

The Derek & Antony card game story line was utter pants, I shall be writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to the BBC informing them that unless they get to grips and this shit improves then I shall have to consider stopping stealing it.

 

[_angel_]

Ian's perked up a bit

He's finally got rid of Phil's crack hat!!!!

I haven't watched this for a long time and tuned in this evening for a reason that I have forgotten, due to my brain being boggled.
That pub fight might actually be the silliest thing I've ever seen in all my life.

It was pure comedy.

 

[veracity]

Ah so there hasn't been an actual hat removal storyline? Considering the prominence of it, you'd think there would have been.

I did suddenly wonder if I'd missed an episode.

I feel we've been cheated.

 

[veracity]

Sharon is fucking terrible, she can't act. It's like watching really bad amateur dramatics but much less entertaining, was she always this bad? Her pet womble is equally annoying.

The Derek & Antony card game story line was utter pants, I shall be writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to the BBC informing them that unless they get to grips and this shit improves then I shall have to consider stopping stealing it.

She has indeed always been utterly shit at acting.

The card game story was very clumsy indeed, there's seems to have been a sudden turn for the dreadful amongst the writing team.

 

[zoooo]

Weirdly, even though she's crap I still love that she's in it. I love when Enders of the past come back in the show.

 

[Schmetterling]

Weirdly, even though she's crap I still love that she's in it. I love when Enders of the past come back in the show.

So do I. I wished Michelle came back too; the miserable cow!

 

[zoooo]

That would be AMAZING. Or like... the 80s punk girl that Dot took in.
Or Ali could come back and reclaim the cafe.

 

[veracity]

That would be AMAZING. Or like... the 80s punk girl that Dot took in.
Or Ali could come back and reclaim the cafe.

Think the punk girl - Mary - died of an OD?

I'd like to see Michelle return, she could continue the rich tradition of Beale/Fowler matriarchy - Lou, Pauline... Michelle.

 

[veracity]

Plus, Susan Tully is a far better actress than Letitia whatserface.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Plus, Susan Tully is a far better actress than Letitia whatserface.

She's a director now though isn't she, or is it producer?

Maybe she could give some of the current Eastenders some acting tips

 

[purenarcotic]

Will we ever know who Kat is shagging. I am fed up of Kat's face simply being constantly tense and worried, like she's really constipated or something.

 

[zoooo]

The woman who plays Kat I think said recently even she doesn't know who it is yet. So the man whose hand we saw yesterday stroking her face probably isn't even the actual character's hand. So the fact it looked like Michael's hand is no help whatsoever.

Think the punk girl - Mary - died of an OD?

Oh bugger.

 

[veracity]

The woman who plays Kat I think said recently even she doesn't know who it is yet. So the man whose hand we saw yesterday stroking her face probably isn't even the actual character's hand. So the fact it looked like Michael's hand is no help whatsoever.


Oh bugger.

I thought it looked like Derek's hand! It was a bit too pudgy for Michael.

 

[zoooo]

Oh god I hope it's not Derek. That's too repulsive to even contemplate.

 

[veracity]

Oh god I hope it's not Derek. That's too repulsive to even contemplate.

I think they're quite a well matched couple.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I wish we'd find out soon, and hopefully we'll see an end to her lusting heaving chest

 

[Mephitic]

Ian's daughter gets on my fucking wick and the storyline is both tedious and rather troublesome. IF you throw a huge wobbler, then run off and live as a tramp under a bridge just long enough to grow a totally shite beard, how likely is it that a solicitor will turn at up at your kids behest and have you sign papers transferring the ownership of your several businesses to your exceptionally thin teenage daughter. Don't you have to be "of sound mind" before conducting these legal transactions? If you smell like a wet dog, wear a dressing gown & Phil's crack hat, and quietly mutter while picking at the scabs on your face through your Wurzels Gummich beard....... is this not a hint that your having a bad day?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ian's daughter gets on my fucking wick and the storyline is both tedious and rather troublesome. IF you throw a huge wobbler, then run off and live as a tramp under a bridge just long enough to grow a totally shite beard, how likely is it that a solicitor will turn at up at your kids behest and have you sign papers transferring the ownership of your several businesses to your exceptionally thin teenage daughter. Don't you have to be "of sound mind" before conducting these legal transactions? If you smell like a wet dog, wear a dressing gown & Phil's crack hat, and quietly mutter while picking at the scabs on your face through your Wurzels Gummich beard....... is this not a hint that your having a bad day?

and how did Lucy pay for lawyer?

 

[Mephitic]

and how did Lucy pay for lawyer?

exactly

 

[zoooo]

I think they're quite a well matched couple.

In that Kat is also repulsive? True.

 

[Schmetterling]

That would be AMAZING. Or like... the 80s punk girl that Dot took in.
Or Ali could come back and reclaim the cafe.

Think the punk girl - Mary - died of an OD?

I'd like to see Michelle return, she could continue the rich tradition of Beale/Fowler matriarchy - Lou, Pauline... Michelle.

She did come back! As Shirley!

 

[barney_pig]

Think the punk girl - Mary - died of an OD?

.

death has never been a unsurmountable impediment to a return to Eastenders.

 

[SheWolf]

death has never been a unsurmountable impediment to a return to Eastenders.

If I remember correctly, Mary got clean and moved on to pastures new. Kathy's daughter Donna by yuppie Wilmot Brown did overdose though.

 

[Dan U]

DJ Phil Mitchell

 

[Frankie Jack]

DJ Phil Mitchell

I thought that was a photoshop. It isn't

The Palace

 

[Dan U]

I thought that was a photoshop. It isn't

The Palace

yeah i should have said i thought the same and googled it

 

[_angel_]

Eastenders portrayal of social workers really pissing me off. There's no reason for them to be harassing Lola on a daily basis. I've never heard of them hassling a 16 year old that's just dropped a sprog into work (education maybe). They're also nowhere near as posh as they all seem to be in Enders.