eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Mephitic]

Well that was depressing, poor ol Jay.

 

[veracity]

Well that was depressing, poor ol Jay.

Really bloody depressing. He's never had much luck that lad.

I'm hoping Patrick may take pity on him.

 

[Hellsbells]

sorry if i'm being thick but is Sharon's kid Dennis's? I'm assuming so since he just got called 'little Dennis' Wasn't Dennis her half brother or something

 

[bi0boy]

it's just shit

 

[zoooo]

is Sharon's kid Dennis's? I'm assuming so since he just got called 'little Dennis' Wasn't Dennis her half brother or something

Yes, and yes.

 

[veracity]

Yes, and yes.

Really?

 

[veracity]

Cripes. Actually went to wiki for that one. I'd forgotten ALL that bit!

 

[zoooo]

Yep! One of the odder storylines in EastEnders.
Really, that child should have 6 fingers on each hand.

 

[barney_pig]

wasn't sharon adopted, so he wasn't her real bro?

 

[zoooo]

Oh yes, possibly! Can't really remember the finer details.

 

[Frankie Jack]

wasn't sharon adopted, so he wasn't her real bro?

Yes.

 

[barney_pig]

Brookside- a soap with real family values.

 

[Hellsbells]

er wait a minute, isn't Roxy's kid also Dennis's Oh no, that's what's his faces isn't it. Jack i mean. Who is now also sleeping with Sharon. God it's all so confusing. Is there anywhere in real life london where everyone is either related/has slept with/had kids with practically everyone else on their street/square.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

er wait a minute, isn't Roxy's kid also Dennis's Oh no, that's what's his faces isn't it. Jack i mean. Who is now also sleeping with Sharon. God it's all so confusing. Is there anywhere in real life london where everyone is either related/has slept with/had kids with practically everyone else on their street/square.

I thought Roxy's kid was Michael's

oh no, that's Kat's

 

[Hellsbells]

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

As confused as you

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

How long's Ian been back now? Must be well over 2 weeks. He's a right slow healer don't you think?

 

[veracity]

Has he actually taken that hat off at all yet?

I'm starting to wonder if he's had some, as yet undisclosed, superglue/head/hat trauma whilst living on the streets.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Has he actually taken that hat off at all yet?

I'm starting to wonder if he's had some, as yet undisclosed, superglue/head/hat trauma whilst living on the streets.

maybe he's gone bald with the stress

 

[Hellsbells]

would it really be that hard for him to have a shower and change his clothes
And where did his son Peter disappear to?
Also - where is Heather's kid? Did he get put into care? And why didn't thingy come back when all the Heather stuff happened - the kid's dad, can't remember his name

 

[maldwyn]

Well that was depressing, poor ol Jay.

For a minute there I thought I was watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers, I'm surprised everyone didn't join heather's ex in the chase - and like he had any chance of catching Jay.

 

[_angel_]

Has he actually taken that hat off at all yet?

I'm starting to wonder if he's had some, as yet undisclosed, superglue/head/hat trauma whilst living on the streets.

He's the custodian of Phil's crack hat! Surely with all the stress Phil is due a relapse? Please????

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

would it really be that hard for him to have a shower and change his clothes
And where did his son Peter disappear to?
Also - where is Heather's kid? Did he get put into care? And why didn't thingy come back when all the Heather stuff happened - the kid's dad, can't remember his name

I reckon his scabs will miraculously disappear when he has a shower as well

Isn't Peter with Jane?

Hasn't Darren (who disappeared off somewhere) got George?

 

[susie12]

I'm confused by that child of Kat's who seems to spend his life upstairs, alone, while she swans round the bar downstairs. He's only a toddler, who looks after him?

 

[veracity]

I reckon his scabs will miraculously disappear when he has a shower as well

Isn't Peter with Jane?

Hasn't Darren (who disappeared off somewhere) got George?

Yes, Social Services carted off George to reunite him with Darren (whereabouts a bit vague) soon after Heather's murder.

I thought Peter was in Cornwall for some reason. He's definitely not with Jane.

They're bloody careless with their kids these eastenders.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yes, Social Services carted off George to reunite him with Darren (whereabouts a bit vague) soon after Heather's murder.

I thought Peter was in Cornwall for some reason. He's definitely not with Jane.

They're bloody careless with their kids these eastenders.

Oh, who or what's in Cornwall then?

 

[veracity]

Blimey Minnie, you made me wiki eastenders again.

It's all a bit vague really. Wiki says he went to stay with Lucy, but doesn't explain who it was with. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Beale

 

[Geri]

I thought he went to Devon. Where is the evil Steven?

 

[_angel_]

I'm confused by that child of Kat's who seems to spend his life upstairs, alone, while she swans round the bar downstairs. He's only a toddler, who looks after him?

tsk details. All soap babies/ toddlers/ kiddies are remarkably easy to look after. Then there's the Massood's kid that appeared to be looking after itself when all the family members were off doing something else. Tanya's kid also seems to spend long periods of time away from everyone else.
Also why does Zainab call her husband by his last name and not first name, it was only when his bro showed up we even got to know what his first name was (can't remember it now!)

 

[Frankie Jack]

Oh, who or what's in Cornwall then?

Carole and the kids innit.. or is that Devon.. or somewhere else completely.