eastenders - bizarre and shit

[_angel_]

What's happening to Eastenders.. there was .. laughing in the Queen Vic last night, and together with Ian's comedy tramp (seemingly borrowed the Phil Mitchell crack hat) I could barely keep a straight face all the way thru.
Admittedly I missed the last half of it where maybe the natural order of gloom was restored.

 

[butchersapron]

Barry sheene hair!

 

[butchersapron]

Fuck you harry higgles, fuck you.

 

[veracity]

'kin hell, when did Sharon spawn Little Lord Fauntleroy?

 

[zoooo]

Is Lola's baby Ben's?
Or did I imagine that.

 

[Geri]

Is Lola's baby Ben's?
Or did I imagine that.

I read in the paper that she is, but I can't remember it being revealed on the programme.

 

[_angel_]

'kin hell, when did Sharon spawn Little Lord Fauntleroy?

That's three soap kids with the same long blond hair now. Noah in Emmerdale, Max in Corrie and now Sharon's kid!

 

[Favelado]

I'm just going to try and join in here; like an unwelcome stranger pulling a chair at your pub table. I haven't watched Eatenders for years.

I saw a photo Ian Beale on here yesterday. He looked like the lead singer of the Spin Doctors.

What's going on?

 

[magneze]

Nothing has made me miss the Olympics more than last nights EastEnders. What a load of shit.

 

[butchersapron]

I'm just going to try and join in here; like an unwelcome stranger pulling a chair at your pub table. I haven't watched Eatenders for years.

I saw a photo Ian Beale on here yesterday. He looked like the lead singer of the Spin Doctors.

What's going on?

He's joined the spin-doctors.

 

[zoooo]

I'm just going to try and join in here; like an unwelcome stranger pulling a chair at your pub table. I haven't watched Eatenders for years.

I saw a photo Ian Beale on here yesterday. He looked like the lead singer of the Spin Doctors.

What's going on?

He became homeless and went a bit mental in the brain.
But now he's getting better so beard comes off.

 

[zoooo]

I read in the paper that she is, but I can't remember it being revealed on the programme.

Ah. I thought they implied/said it was his months ago when she got pregnant, but then they haven't mentioned it since so I thought perhaps I'd made it up.

 

[Favelado]

He became homeless and went a bit mental in the brain.
But now he's getting better so beard comes off.

Okay posters.

"The level of a person's insanity is proportionate to the length of their beard." Discuss.

 

[zoooo]

Didn't Charles Manson have a beard?

CASE CLOSED.

 

[Favelado]

Didn't Charles Manson have a beard?

CASE CLOSED.

Darwin's was longer.

 

[zoooo]

Case reopened.

 

[susie12]

This thread is taking on a beardist tone. After all didn't Jesus have a beard, according to that reliable source of evidence, the Turin Shroud?

 

[zoooo]

And he thought he was God's son. Total nutcase.

 

[susie12]

Yeah fair point.

 

[magneze]

General Zod had quite a tidy beard. Was he insane though?

 

[_angel_]

Did no one watch last night then?

 

[magneze]

Yep. Will Phil help Shirley drown Ben? I'd be tempted tbh.

 

[butchersapron]

Yep. Will Phil help Shirley drown Ben? I'd be tempted tbh.

Shirley surely? To be offed i mean.

 

[magneze]

Shirley surely? To be offed i mean.

Probably with the picture frame too. Best friends, killed by the same object.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Probably with the picture frame too. Best friends, killed by the same object.

I've just been looking at Digital Spy

Shirl's going to drown Phil

 

[veracity]

She's going to need more water in that bath then.

 

[Looby]

I fell asleep so I had to watch it again today.

I'm so glad this storyline is nearly over, it's almost as boring as Kats stupid affair.

 

[zoooo]

Aw, "I'll love you forever." That was actually quite sweet.

 

[IC3D]

Barry sheene hair!

WTF.

 

[magneze]

Ooh, missed it. Will have to catch up before this evenings.