eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I knew it was Derek!

 

[Geri]

I knew it was Derek!

You say that now.

 

[story]

I knew it was Derek!

Now I know I've not been watching and have no real idea of what's going on... but is Kat having it away with Derek? Really?

Eastenders: bizarre, and, indeed, shit.

 

[story]

Did the script writers sit about and say ... "Well, let's imagine that she always had a thing for her dad..." or something?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Now I know I've not been watching and have no real idea of what's going on... but is Kat having it away with Derek? Really?

Eastenders: bizarre, and, indeed, shit.

Yep. Truly getting desperate

 

[zoooo]

She has that uncle abuse backstory.

I guessed it'd be Derek, but that Max red herring was pretty good!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You say that now.

No, I guessed as soon as he took that pawnbroker's ticket off her noticeboard in the kitchen

 

[_angel_]

Well that was trulyshit.

I can't believe they strung out such a shit story. We all knew it was fat pig chops

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She has that uncle abuse backstory.

I guessed it'd be Derek, but that Max red herring was pretty good!

Yeah it was, but I was thinking they couldn't do that to Tanya two Christmases

 

[Ax^]

Still not as bad as Dawn and Phil

Lol

 

[Geri]

At least it wasn't Jack.

 

[Jenerys]

Recon they'll bump him off over Xmas? Derek has enough enemies for a whodunnit

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

At least it wasn't Jack.

It should have been Jack though. If you're going to pick one of the three, it would have to be Jack, Max in that order

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Recon they'll bump him off over Xmas? Derek has enough enemies for a whodunnit

That's already been known about for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!

and no doubt, with that confession in the pub in front of loads of witnesses, the first person the cops will nab will be Alfie... probably

 

[Jenerys]

That's already been known about for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages!

and no doubt, with that confession in the pub in front of loads of witnesses, the first person the cops will nab will be Alfie... probably

Ah bollox I'm shit...should read more spoiler sites

*heads off to Digital Spy*

 

[Geri]

It should have been Jack though. If you're going to pick one of the three, it would have to be Jack, Max in that order

Jack goes for blondes though.

*twiddles hair*

 

[Jenerys]

It should have been Jack though. If you're going to pick one of the three, it would have to be Jack, Max in that order

ah but Kat couldnt pull Jack. yes I know sharon has, but trust me he wouldnt want the bother of shagging Kat, he was having air hostesses in pairs a few months ago.

Had to be Derek

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ah bollox I'm shit...should read more spoiler sites

*heads off to Digital Spy*

I've not read any spoiler sites, but good idea

*goes off to DS*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Jack goes for blondes though.

*twiddles hair*

You've no chance. Have you got a pout like Sharon eh?

You'll have to go for Max as he's second best (although best is probably not the word I'm looking for)

 

[Geri]

You've no chance. Have you got a pout like Sharon eh?

You'll have to go for Max as he's second best (although best is probably not the word I'm looking for)

I could get a trout pout.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah it was, but I was thinking they couldn't do that to Tanya two Christmases

hmm, looks like Tanya's going to have another bad Christmas after all according to DS

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I could get a trout pout.

I could give you one for free if you like

Do you have a heaving chest as well?

 

[Jenerys]

hmm, looks like Tanya's going to have another bad Christmas after all according to DS

Poor Tanya

I'm convinced she's going to die soon.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She's going away for 6 months according to DS

 

[Geri]

Do you have a heaving chest as well?

I am well endowed up top, but I could do with some heaving practice.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I am well endowed up top, but I could do with some heaving practice.

How blonde is your blondeness? Do you need to blonde up some more? Is it the right length?

 

[_angel_]

Max is still the least offensive of the lot of them.
If he wasn't ginger/bald he might be ok.
Derek looks like a pig that's been stuffed and jack looks like gnarled tree.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Max is still the least offensive of the lot of them.
If he wasn't ginger/bald he might be ok.
Derek looks like a pig that's been stuffed and jack looks like gnarled tree.

Nothing wrong with bald

and Jack has ears that Geri would grab to pull him to bed

 

[zoooo]

I don't think there's anyone I find even slightly attractive on Eastenders.
I kind of liked the young Moon brother who left. (And is apparently now going to be in Celebs on Ice.)

 

[harpo]

How blonde is your blondeness? Do you need to blonde up some more? Is it the right length?

And are you orange enough? Sharon is extremely orange these days.