eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Minnie_the_Minx]

And are you orange enough? Sharon is extremely orange these days.

Oh, good point harpo

 

[Geri]

And are you orange enough? Sharon is extremely orange these days.

Not orange at all.

 

[harpo]

Oh well

But on the bright side, Derek also clearly prefers an orange woman.

 

[twentythreedom]

EE has really gone badly downhill, the plots, scripts and characters are pathetic and unoriginal.

Derek is so fucking ugly, his horrible mouth, pasty skin and greasy hair - yeuuch! Him and Kat shagging, that's a very unpleasant thought. Fuck EE, Corrie is loads better.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

EE has really gone badly downhill, the plots, scripts and characters are pathetic and unoriginal.

Derek is so fucking ugly, his horrible mouth, pasty skin and greasy hair - yeuuch! Him and Kat shagging, that's a very unpleasant thought. Fuck EE, Corrie is loads better.

Would be a lot better if they got rid of Nick though. He looks nothing like the last one

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Not orange at all.

That's rectified easily enough, so you just gotta get that sorted and practise heaving a bit and you'll be in there

 

[Mephitic]

i didn't like it, meh.

 

[twentythreedom]

AAAARGH!!! Derek saying "hmmm? hmmm?" at the end of every sentence, with his gross, ugly, waxy mouth! Yeeeuch...

 

[zoooo]

Kat is just too thick to live.

Alfie will be much better off with Roxy (if that's the way they go with things).

 

[noodles]

AAAARGH!!! Derek saying "hmmm? hmmm?" at the end of every sentence, with his gross, ugly, waxy mouth! Yeeeuch...

His face is made out of plasticine with two black olives for eyes.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Where's Kat's orangeness gone?

 

[Hellsbells]

Kat used to be a good character. I hate what they've done to her

 

[Mephitic]

Kat used to be a good character. I hate what they've done to her

This

 

[maldwyn]

Her acting leaves her husband standing.

Bianca should gather up all those red herrings and sell them down the market, she'd soon have enough dosh for that tree.

 

[noodles]

Her acting leaves her husband standing.

His default setting appears to be cheeky cockney geezer, the only other output is sad puppy dog eyed sap.

 

[Thimble Queen]

Derek has been stalking Kat for weeks as if he's now suddenly going to act in her best interests. It was painful to watch. They'vemade her character really weak and pathetic. Dislike.

 

[zoooo]

They're not about to romantically involve Masood with that random cousin girl are they???

 

[youngian]

Enjoyed Derek playing Bill Sykes in Polanski's Oliver Twist over Christmas. Has a suitably Dickensian face for it and shouty East End thug Sykes is well within his acting range.

 

[susie12]

Kat is pale with grief.

 

[zenie]

Ray showing his true colours

 

[Thimble Queen]

Ray showing his true colours

ray is a cunt.. preying on the vulnerable denise and then lying to kim saying denise came on to him CUNTY CUNT

 

[zoooo]

His daughter disappeared. She was the only thing I liked about him.

 

[Schmetterling]

They're not about to romantically involve Masood with that random cousin girl are they???

I think they aaaare!

Can someone with the skillz please photoshop Kat's depression face onto Grumpy Cat's body? Or vice versa.

 

[zoooo]

I think they aaaare!

Erk.
Hopefully it'll be her having a crush on him and him not reciprocating. Because otherwise that's just unpleasant.

 

[youngian]

They're not about to romantically involve Masood with that random cousin girl are they???

Not more incestous cousin love!

Perhaps they are trying to breed a square full of morons. They could always find jobs as Eastender scriptwriters.

 

[harpo]

They're not about to romantically involve Masood with that random cousin girl are they???

Tediously, it looks like they are.

 

[zoooo]

I also think Denise is about to be Ian's 23rd wife.

At least we have Abby to cheer us up. I bloody love Abby.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They're not about to romantically involve Masood with that random cousin girl are they???

I reckon so as the Masood family's leaving this year so that could be the storyline to explain their exit

Wonder how long before Denise and Ian get together

 

[BoxRoom]

Wonder how long before Denise and Ian get together

Never please! Once the contents of my stomach have been evacuated I shall dry retch until the next scheduled apocalypse.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Never please! Once the contents of my stomach have been evacuated I shall dry retch until the next scheduled apocalypse.

It has to happen. They've been hinting at it for a while now