eastenders - bizarre and shit

[moonsi til]

just watched last nights straight after Corrie which I had stopped watching...I don't know if it was the Corrie effect but I laughed at 'Stenders tonight!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well I hope they let her get married and have a perfect, lovely day before they do bad things to her.

Well what day is she meant to get married?

 

[zoooo]

I'm not sure. I guess it was 'today' (Saturday), so it would be shown Monday.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm not sure. I guess it was 'today' (Saturday), so it would be shown Monday.

So she gets married and dies on the same day?

 

[zoooo]

Sadly not.

That was a bloody good episode today.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Sadly not.

Well I knew that. I just didn't think you were aware she wouldn't have time to get married as she's busy being dead

 

[Mephitic]

stupid story line, how could a somewhat small picture frame wielded by a whining twat fatally smite the mighty Shrek with a single blow? I'd have been happier if she fell off a roof, or in a canal or perhaps if she was trapped in a burning chip shop while completely coated in 'Ian Beale's Batter' but this is just disappointing.

 

[zoooo]

Well I knew that. I just didn't think you were aware she wouldn't have time to get married as she's busy being dead

I thought they might pop her in the church in the first half, and then kill her at the end of the episode. But alas, no!

 

[_angel_]

Sadly not.

That was a bloody good episode today.

Yeah take that Coronation Street! Eastenders know what they're doing when it comes to drama. That was a good episode. Just hope they don't mess up the aftermath altho that's probably what will happen.

 

[magneze]

If they drag it out into a massive whodunnit then it'll get boring pretty quickly. Sorted by the end of the week, that's what this story needs with Jay screaming "it woz Ben wot dunnit" on Friday.

 

[crustychick]

they're blates going to try and frame Andrew, no? where was he at the time of the murdur ??? AND there's the incriminatating - "oh, there's Andrew at the door" on the voicemail message that hasn't been listened to yet...

 

[magneze]

Phil deleted that didn't he?

 

[crustychick]

Phil deleted that didn't he?

I wasn't sure - it looked like he got disturbed and just hung it up...

I just double checked and it's definitely not certain - it looks like he did, but he might not have. he might have been so horrified by what he heard and be so consumed with his anger with Ben that he's left it... to get back at him and send him away...

 

[Geri]

In the real world, they would know the time of death and realise that Andrew had already gone. But this is Eastenders...

 

[_angel_]

In the real world, they would know the time of death and realise that Andrew had already gone. But this is Eastenders...

Also Ben's prints ought to be all over the murder weapon.

 

[butchersapron]

He's shaved them off.

 

[Geri]

They threw the murder weapon into the canal. What canal? Also, why did Phil go round to Heathers before going home?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They threw the murder weapon into the canal. What canal? Also, why did Phil go round to Heathers before going home?

Probably the same canal where Den Watts was shot

 

[zoooo]

I bloody love Jay. He's such a good actor.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I blood love Jay. He's such a good actor.

Same as. I wish they'd send him on holiday to get a tan though

 

[moonsi til]

oh gosh..I'm fighting back tears.....I hate Ben...he is pure evil.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

oh gosh..I'm fighting back tears.....I hate Ben...he is pure evil.

I told everyone right from the start he was trouble as soon as the new Ben appeared

 

[Geri]

I told everyone right from the start he was trouble as soon as the new Ben appeared

Yes, that was the moment he turned.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Jay looks like he's seen a ghost

Oh hang on

I don't reckon it's 'cos he's seen Hev dead, but more that he's in shock 'cos he can't believe what a little shit Ben really is

 

[purenarcotic]

I love how Andrew smothers himself all over Heather's body. Like that would ever be allowed.

 

[purenarcotic]

Plus I don't think he fancies a spell inside. Jay, that is.

 

[Geri]

I really hope Jay grasses up Phil & Ben, puts them both inside. I wonder if Roxy will twig about her jacket?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I love how Andrew smothers himself all over Heather's body. Like that would ever be allowed.

and now, if we get murdered, we're going to be called extinct

Seriously though, when the fuck did "life extinct" replace "time of death"?

Although I do realise that this wasn't a hospital setting and therefore time of death hasn't been established... yet

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I really hope Jay grasses up Phil & Ben, puts them both inside. I wonder if Roxy will twig about her jacket?

Oh, and poor Jay, grabbing hold of Ben's hand only for Ben to snatch it away

 

[moonsi til]

what happened with roxys jacket?