eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Minnie_the_Minx]

what happened with roxys jacket?

Ben chucked it in the washing machine when she wasn't looking to get rid of his blood

I'm hoping he's too thick to have figured out how to switch machine on

 

[purenarcotic]

and now, if we get murdered, we're going to be called extinct

Seriously though, when the fuck did "life extinct" replace "time of death"?

Although I do realise that this wasn't a hospital setting and therefore time of death hasn't been established... yet

I have no idea tbh, as far as I knew it was TOD. Perhaps it's just a paramedic thing or something.

 

[purenarcotic]

Ben chucked it in the washing machine when she wasn't looking to get rid of his blood

I'm hoping he's too thick to have figured out how to switch machine on

No, you saw the washing machine going wash wash wash while he and Phil had their wee chat in the kitchen.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I have no idea tbh, as far as I knew it was TOD. Perhaps it's just a paramedic thing or something.

Maybe

I don't like it

I don't like time of death either, but I'd rather they say "time declared dead, but we haven't got any idea what time he/she really died until the coroner comes along and takes your liver temperature" than extinct

 

[killer b]

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/9585089.EastEnders_star_thrown_out_of_Watford_Asda/?ref=mr

"Then the girl started to smear it over herself in a suggestive manner.
"I had my kids aged ten and nine with me and they certainly don't need to see that in the shopping aisles of Asda."

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No, you saw the washing machine going wash wash wash while he and Phil had their wee chat in the kitchen.

Ah, missed that. Damn! CSI would still be able to find trace after it's washed

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/9585089.EastEnders_star_thrown_out_of_Watford_Asda/?ref=mr

Wish they'd get rid of her as well

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No, you saw the washing machine going wash wash wash while he and Phil had their wee chat in the kitchen.

Are you sure it was wash wash wash and not tumble tumble tumble?

 

[purenarcotic]

Ah, missed that. Damn! CSI would still be able to find trace after it's washed

I was going to add that blood traces cannot be removed by a simple washing machine, but this is Eastenders so I expect it won't be so forensically accurate, so I didn't bother heh.

 

[purenarcotic]

Are you sure it was wash wash wash and not tumble tumble tumble?

Yes, you could see the soapy bubbles of detergent.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yes, you could see the soapy bubbles of detergent.

But nobody saw Ben put it in, so everyone, including Ben will deny all knowledge

Maybe him or Jay have one of Heather's pubes caught on an item of clothing, 'cos pubes are always left as evidence in CSI if the victim's not managed to scratch their murderer

 

[zoooo]

Oh, and poor Jay, grabbing hold of Ben's hand only for Ben to snatch it away

I know!
Poor Jay. If I was about 15 I'd probably have a massive crush on him. In spite of his vampiric paleness...

 

[zoooo]

Maybe him or Jay have one of Heather's pubes caught on an item of clothing

Ha! What a thought.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I know!
Poor Jay. If I was about 15 I'd probably have a massive crush on him. In spite of his vampiric paleness...

I wouldn't. He looks far too ill. In fact, I'd be wary of going anywhere near him in case he drops dead

 

[fat Andy]

Maybe

I don't like it

I don't like time of death either, but I'd rather they say "time declared dead, but we haven't got any idea what time he/she really died until the coroner comes along and takes your liver temperature" than extinct

It's pretty accurate. Life extinct is a recognition of death in that there is no point in any 1st aid. Certification of death is entirely different and happens, in this case, much much later....."Liver temperature" ....Minnie, you need some new books!!!!!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's pretty accurate. Life extinct is a recognition of death in that there is no point in any 1st aid. Certification of death is entirely different and happens, in this case, much much later....."Liver temperature" ....Minnie, you need some new books!!!!!!

What do I need new books for?

 

[fat Andy]

What do I need new books for?

Liver temperature is very old hat. Hasn't happened for years. It's usually wrong as well!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Liver temperature is very old hat. Hasn't happened for years. It's usually wrong as well!

I don't give a shit. If Ducky can use it, so can I

 

[fat Andy]

I don't give a shit. If Ducky can use it, so can I

Fair point. It's nicer that Potassium levels in eyeball juice anyway

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fair point. It's nicer that Potassium levels in eyeball juice anyway

Is that the same as vitreous fluid?

 

[fat Andy]

Is that the same as vitreous fluid?

yup, It's often used to check for alcohol or drug levels, but the Potassium in the fluid can give an estimate of T.O.D. It's a bit wide at the moment, but give it a couple of years and it should be quite useful. Bit technical for Eastenders though

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

yup, It's often used to check for alcohol or drug levels, but the Potassium in the fluid can give an estimate of T.O.D. It's a bit wide at the moment, but give it a couple of years and it should be quite useful. Bit technical for Eastenders though

Exactly, and they only have 1/2 hour to solve the crime whereas CSI/NCIS has a full hour

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Now what about the voicemail? All phone calls are recorded by that sneaky Government of ours aren't they?

 

[fat Andy]

Now what about the voicemail? All phone calls are recorded by that sneaky Government of ours aren't they?

NO!!!! or not accessible to mere mortals phone company could get it back though. If they're quick. The phone will still remember it received a voicemail as well, even if it's deleted.
Now about that coat, was it a bio powder? its important!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

NO!!!! or not accessible to mere mortals phone company could get it back though. If they're quick. The phone will still remember it received a voicemail as well, even if it's deleted.
Now about that coat, was it a bio powder? its important!

I didn't see what powder he put in

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

and what did Ben throw in the canal, the picture of Hev and Shirl?

Shirl will notice it's missing

 

[barney_pig]

Now what about the voicemail? All phone calls are recorded by that sneaky Government of ours aren't they?

Ask the sun, they'll get it.

 

[Schmetterling]

Are you sure it was wash wash wash and not tumble tumble tumble?

Or wish wash wish wash?

I know!
Poor Jay. If I was about 15 I'd probably have a massive crush on him. In spite of his vampiric paleness...

I'm 44 and have a crush on him!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Or wish wash wish wash?

I'm 44 and have a crush on him!

oh

 

[Frankie Jack]

Ben kicked Jays bloodies sweatshirt under something at the arches... Is Jay gonna be set up?? Will Phill take Jays side dropping Ben in it??