eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ben kicked Jays bloodies sweatshirt under something at the arches... Is Jay gonna be set up?? Will Phill take Jays side dropping Ben in it??

oh, was that what it was! I saw him kick something but missed what it was

 

[Frankie Jack]

Yeah.. Only Bens clothes got burned in the barrel.... I think...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah.. Only Bens clothes got burned in the barrel.... I think...

and wasn't that only his t-shirt, not what he was wearing on bottom? And what about his shoes. He must have trod on the minutest speck of blood I reckon

 

[Frankie Jack]

That'll be explained with him touching heather when the police called. I think Ben'll try n frame Jay if cops get sus about him the wee scunner. He had that jealous face on at the police station when Phill was talking to Jay.

 

[zoooo]

Arg, Ben is such a little twunt.
Hopefully Phil will side with Jay if it comes to that. He knows Ben's become a psycho.

 

[zoooo]

I'm 44 and have a crush on him!

Haha! Ace.

 

[_angel_]

That'll be explained with him touching heather when the police called. I think Ben'll try n frame Jay if cops get sus about him the wee scunner. He had that jealous face on at the police station when Phill was talking to Jay.

He already said to police that Jay was first in and that he followed him in.

 

[spliff]

The odd thing for me about this is I got to know Steve when our respective partners met at ante-natal classes in 1985. We had kids parties and stuff for some years.
The other main character in the clip, in the denim jacket is Glen, a mate I shared a squat with 89-93.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/eastenders/2012/03/phil-on-remand---watch-the-epi.shtml
I wonder if either remembered meeting the other 20 odd years ago round our gaff.
I don't actually understand what this clip is. I don't watch EE but it seems it's a stand alone thing. A 15 minute unscreened thing?
My son sent me the link because it had two of my old mates facing off. Both are gentle people irl

 

[twentythreedom]

don't like Derek's mouth and jowls and totally gayist hat. And IRL his dad is a gangsta. Corrie rules.

 

[crustychick]

it's too Ben-heavy just now and old-Phil and Shirl.... and really? and Alfie/Roxie love story? oh ffs...

 

[Hellsbells]

what's happened to kat and the baby Have totally lost track of eastenders storylines. (which im quite proud of tbh!)

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

what's happened to kat and the baby Have totally lost track of eastenders storylines. (which im quite proud of tbh!)

I think Charlie was ill so she went off to look after him although I'm not entirely sure. Or, didn't she make up with him and is now letting him get to know his grandchild, or... something

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

it's too Ben-heavy just now and old-Phil and Shirl.... and really? and Alfie/Roxie love story? oh ffs...

I think Jay should kill Ben and then Phil can smuggle Jay out of the country to get a tan and he can come back and nobody will ever recognise him and therefore the police will never pick him up

 

[crustychick]

I think Jay should kill Ben and then Phil can smuggle Jay out of the country to get a tan and he can come back and nobody will ever recognise him and therefore the police will never pick him up

you should be a script-writer

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

you should be a script-writer

I agree. Would boost their ratings in no time

 

[purenarcotic]

I think Charlie was ill so she went off to look after him although I'm not entirely sure. Or, didn't she make up with him and is now letting him get to know his grandchild, or... something

Yeah, Charlie had a stroke so she's looking after him and took the baby with her. Evidently she's decided to have a long holiday.

 

[purenarcotic]

it's too Ben-heavy just now and old-Phil and Shirl.... and really? and Alfie/Roxie love story? oh ffs...

Well nothing has actually happened yet with Alfie and Roxie. Roxie's still having it off with Max.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well nothing has actually happened yet with Alfie and Roxie. Roxie's still having it off with Max.

Yeah but her and Alfie are going to get together, and after that warning off Tanya's mum last night, would you carry on with Max

 

[purenarcotic]

Yeah but her and Alfie are going to get together, and after that warning off Tanya's mum last night, would you carry on with Max

Would you get involved with Max full stop frankly.

Well Roxie and Alfie together is going to end well.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Would you get involved with Max full stop frankly.

Well Roxie and Alfie together is going to end well.

Nooooooo

When's Kat due back?

 

[purenarcotic]

Nooooooo

When's Kat due back?

No idea tbh. I know Jessie Wallace had a lot of personal shit blow up so perhaps she has taken time off until it's sorted (would make sense why her exit was so sudden and prolonged too).

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

No idea tbh. I know Jessie Wallace had a lot of personal shit blow up so perhaps she has taken time off until it's sorted (would make sense why her exit was so sudden and prolonged too).

Well let's hope she gets it sorted soon as Roxy and Kat will be a good cat fight, although Kat will slaughter Roxy

 

[purenarcotic]

Well let's hope she gets it sorted soon as Roxy and Kat will be a good cat fight, although Kat will slaughter Roxy

Hah yeah, we've not had a proper cat fight for a while. I hope they wind up this ridiculous Andrew Heather story line soon, I hate it when they drag these things out. The bloody baby stealing thing went on forever and was awful.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Hah yeah, we've not had a proper cat fight for a while. I hope they wind up this ridiculous Andrew Heather story line soon, I hate it when they drag these things out. The bloody baby stealing thing went on forever and was awful.

Hopefully they'll send Andrew back to Southend where he'll take a long run off the end of the pier, whilst the tide is out.

hmm, maybe not, a soft mud landing would probably save him

 

[crustychick]

Nooooooo

When's Kat due back?

maybe this Alfie/Roxie stuff is being set up now cos she's about to return so setting up for a big ding-dong

 

[purenarcotic]

Hopefully they'll send Andrew back to Southend where he'll take a long run off the end of the pier, whilst the tide is out.

hmm, maybe not, a soft mud landing would probably save him

I don't mind him so much tbh, I mean he was wet but harmless. Derek Branning I could do without, he just irritates me no end.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've just had a thought as my plan for Andrew jumping off Southend Pier might not work due to the mud.

He could jump in front of the pier train!

 

[stuff_it]

I know!
Poor Jay. If I was about 15 I'd probably have a massive crush on him. In spite of his vampiric paleness...

It's fairly realistic given that he always seems to be working nights at the arches.

 

[_angel_]

Would you get involved with Max full stop frankly.

Well Roxie and Alfie together is going to end well.

What is it with Max. He's like some kind of ginger woman magnet. What do they see in him? Or Jack (gnarled tree) and especially Ian!

 

[Schmetterling]

Soooo; yes - Ian Beale.... That was hilarious and I have to say the actor did a really go job of potraying the character's mortification.