eastenders - bizarre and shit

[dynamicbaddog]

I met Fatboy last night, he was standing next to me in the audience at the Professor Green gig in Camden

 

[Looby]

Bloody hell, no posts for ages!

I've never noticed Franks plaque before 'husband, father, pilchard'
: D

 

[_angel_]

Darren's a twat though, I'm glad he's gone. And it was mildly annoying that he stayed looking about 11 even though he's been on the show for years and years.

(((((((((firky)))))))))

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Can someone update me please. I missed from Thursday onwards

 

[_angel_]

That was terrible. All of it. Why do they keep giving Tanya big storylines, she can't act. The new Brannin brother can fuck off too. No wonder Emmerdale think they can go head to head with Eastenders now!

 

[Hellsbells]

where did that new Branin brother even come from? Has he ever been mentioned before? How come he knows everyone? Did he used to be in ee?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

where did that new Branin brother even come from? Has he ever been mentioned before? How come he knows everyone? Did he used to be in ee?

No. he's new, but he's been in a few films you might have watched. It's Jamie Foreman, related to gangsters in real life

or do you mean the character? Here he is (different actor) in 1996

Need to scroll down

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s...tenders-announces-derek-branning-casting.html

 

[Geri]

What is Yusef's plan? Is he going to try and finish off Zainab in Pakistan?

 

[Mab]

I stopped watching when Dez went missing--mixed up with ``the firm``.

 

[butchersapron]

would you like some of my coke?

 

[butchersapron]

Episode littered with great lines tonight

 

[_angel_]

Well given that no one seems to give a wotsit about the current storylines I thought I'd share this:
The campaign to get Phil back on crack. It was the funniest thing ever to happen on Eastenders.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Get-Phil-Mitchell-Back-on-Crack-Campaign/209873052359147

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well given that no one seems to give a wotsit about the current storylines I thought I'd share this:
The campaign to get Phil back on crack. It was the funniest thing ever to happen on Eastenders.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Get-Phil-Mitchell-Back-on-Crack-Campaign/209873052359147

Sod that. I want Grunt back (and apparently they are trying to get him back)

 

[maldwyn]

I loath Derek Branning

 

[butchersapron]

You don't like massive facial over acting?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I loath Derek Branning

My sister's bulldog was better looking than him

 

[DotCommunist]

Who is this new bad man who is muscling in on phils businesses.

If I hear shirly say faaahmly one more time I will stove my tele in

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Who is this new bad man who is muscling in on phils businesses.

If I hear shirly say faaahmly one more time I will stove my tele in

He's a very naughty boy and why nobody's grassed him up to his parole officer (other than being shit scared of him) is still unclear

 

[DotCommunist]

Patrick was funny last night 'You people can't help it. Its in your genes'

 

[zoooo]

Aw, lovely Patrick.

I HATE Derek. And not in the fun way that one hates Ian etc. Want him to leave as soon as possible.
Would be amazing if Grant came back, I love old characters returning, even Mandy! And despite the pout, even Sharon. If Michele came back I would die of happy.

 

[_angel_]

My sister's bulldog was better looking than him

pig in mansuit

 

[butchersapron]

 

[DotCommunist]

I don't get why Jack is so happy to allow Derek to run roughshod

 

[butchersapron]

(these are from vic reeves btw)

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I said right from the start when New Ben arrived that he was going to be trouble

 

[zoooo]

Vic is a frigging genius.

 

[AverageJoe]

these are from vic reeves btw

Love those. Is there a link to moar?

 

[butchersapron]

Love those. Is there a link to moar?

Not yet but i'm sure there's more in the pipeline - he bungs them up on twitter.

 

[AverageJoe]

ah cheers

 

[_angel_]

Some good lines tonight, but they did have ex star Corrie writer doing it, I noticed.