Driving Standards

[bubblesmcgrath]

didnt know it was an illegally driven car..

If it was legally driven he would still be a dickhead.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

BMW drivers really are such cunts...

 

[hash tag]

If thats an X5, it should have a bit of auto breaking as well!

Old news. That mantle has long since passed...to Audi drivers

 

[mauvais]

Whoops. What happened there then?

Edit: ah, this - Driver's 'lucky' police crash escape

 

[weltweit]

Bad habits are easy to pick up. This morning I was driving along with the sat-nav talking to me and the radio on, after a while I had to switch them both off because they were badly affecting my concentration.

 

[BigTom]

Revealed: how lorries hitting rail bridges costs taxpayer £23m

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Revealed: how lorries hitting rail bridges costs taxpayer £23m

A bridge on the road from Staines to Thorpe Park gets hit a few times every year by double decker buses. How? Surely the driver of a bus knows its height? There is a great big sign which lights up when an over height vehicle approaches, giving loads of time to stop:



Then once you can see the bridge there is a temporary sign and the bridge has been made very visible:




Yet here's the damage showing on the day the streetview car went past...






This bus was taking a group of school kids to Thorpe Park:







That's quite serious...

 

[BigTom]

Yeah, that's really serious. Bad enough when trucks get stuck under but the thought of decapitating your top deck of passengers doesn't bear thinking about
Quite how they fuck this up I really don't know, not thinking about their vehicle height but surely it's just part of what you do, I know it is when I'm in a van and I'm looking at car parks - I know each of the work vans and how high they are (1.8m, 2.0m, 2.1m).

 

[sleaterkinney]

Hit and run, left her to die in a ditch, two years.

Businessman jailed after causing death of dog walker by dangerous driving

 

[mrs quoad]

This cunt cut me up twice on my way to the post office, then literally *parked in the post office gateway* bc he’s too fucking something to use a normal parking space, then - when a bloke with a kid came out and asked him to move bc he was trapped (as, indeed, was everyone else) - parked across two fucking spaces bc, well. That’s his entitled right. Or something.

What a massive knob end.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Did anyone key the fucker?

 

[existentialist]

Did anyone key the fucker?

Caltrops. It's the only way.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Hit and run, left her to die in a ditch, two years.

Businessman jailed after causing death of dog walker by dangerous driving

Disgraceful. Looking at his phone to tell the time? No watch on his wrist? No clock in the car? Call bullshit on checking the time.

Is there any other activity where if you do it in such an obviously negligent manner and a death results that you get such a light sentence?

 

[DotCommunist]

accidentally shelling that school when you meant to hit the barracks?

 

[The Boy]

Is there any other activity where if you do it in such an obviously negligent manner and a death results that you get such a light sentence?

Senior management get away with murder everyday.

Edit: I was obviously being flippant, but plenty of cases of avoidable deaths due to management negligence etc.

 

[hash tag]

What to do while eating lunch? Put your feet up, check your phone for messages Etc. Oh, and drive a lorry Lorry catches 4,000 dangerous drivers

Was very sorry to learn of the nasty accident in which people were airlifted to hospital on the London to Brighton veteran car run involving a 1902 Benz and several other cars
on Reigate Hill. Why the hell did the organisers route the run down Reigate Hill. It's long and steep

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

What to do while eating lunch? Put your feet up, check your phone for messages Etc. Oh, and drive a lorry Lorry catches 4,000 dangerous drivers

In Surrey, one driver was caught attempting to put toothpaste on a toothbrush.

So Surrey, terrible driving, but dazzling teeth.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41913430

Drink driving. Racing (80 in a 30), no licence, no insurance. Mother of 5 month old killed. 8 years out in 4. Not good enough by miles.

 

[Winot]

SWD: Mum live streams her shocking driving on Facebook - "earning 60 points in 12 minutes"

 

[Spymaster]

This cunt cut me up twice on my way to the post office, then literally *parked in the post office gateway* bc he’s too fucking something to use a normal parking space, then - when a bloke with a kid came out and asked him to move bc he was trapped (as, indeed, was everyone else) - parked across two fucking spaces bc, well. That’s his entitled right. Or something.

What a massive knob end.

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Personal number plates are invariably the mark of a twat. Give them a wide berth.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Personal number plates are invariably the mark of a twat. Give them a wide berth.

Quite so. Was chatting with Frau Bahn about them the other day, she said she'd buy me one if she could find CUNT1. Explained that any private plate says pretty much exactly that anyway.

 

[2hats]

Personal number plates are invariably the mark of a twat. Give them a wide berth.

There’s a reason they’re called vanity plates.

 

[Spymaster]

SWD: Mum live streams her shocking driving on Facebook - "earning 60 points in 12 minutes"

She should be done for her choice of music too.

 

[Spymaster]

Was chatting with Frau Bahn about them the other day, she said she'd buy me one if she could find CUNT1.

Tell her I'd be prepared to sell it for 100k.

 

[hash tag]

She should be done for her choice of music too.

not to mention her choice of junk food

 

[Spymaster]

not to mention her choice of junk food

Nice hair though.

 

[mrs quoad]

Personal number plates are invariably the mark of a twat. Give them a wide berth.

Dad of a kid in my prep school (ooft), Adam Cox, used to have a small red sports car with “7 cox”. Which, as an <11yo, I appreciated.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Dad of a kid in my prep school (ooft), Adam Cox, used to have a small red sports car with “7 cox”. Which, as an <11yo, I appreciated.

Would have better if it were: 7“ cox

 

[kebabking]

Would have better if it were: 7“ cox

Why would he go round telling people he was flacid?

Don't understand....

 

[hash tag]

I hate to think what happened here Horror as 'London bus smashes into car carrying baby pushing it down street'