Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I heard they put ball bearings in dead goldfish, and occasionally wave a magnet nearby to animate them.
UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
Image two: The way it truly appears to be like in actuality
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
Not sure but rudeness and shit prizes has always been pretty much standard at fairs I've been to.
Nah, now we are out of the EU the environment, animal's and fish can get fucked.
BristolEcho
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Struggle to see what's wrong with a graveyard.
I also don't see the problem with the graveyard. I love a graveyard.
Exactly. Considering you can get really secluded cabins for way cheaper than that I really don't know what they were thinking.Thing is, even the pictures of what it was sold as look shit. Two grand for 3 nights in a tent in a field?
Where do they find these people?
I also don't see the problem with the graveyard. I love a graveyard.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I wouldn't be too quick to give them credit for something they're obviously not capable of.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
It's a tent, ffs. You can change the name all you like but it's still tenting, and tenting is shite. It's something you should grow out of by the time you're 19, and anyone doing it after that deserves all of the inevitable disappointment coming to them.
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tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Why would you want a mere gibbet at London's most popular place of execution? Bring back the Tyburn derrick. The first ever Derrick named after the eponymous London executioner. This time round just make sure that there is "better company on Tyburn Tree" and don't give the contract to SERCO.
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Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
This is what Scotland can do with £5 Million
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I've visited there and I think it's really well done.
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Make it shit and come to laugh at it
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
This appeared on one of the Maidenhead Facebook pages.... An Urban elf contingent? I'll bring the strong lager and cigarettes!
"Love the film Elf??
Fancy having the same fun as Buddy ?
I am looking for 60 seasonal staff for 6 weeks to be fully trained and live the life of an Elf at Lapland Ascot.
Training will commence on Monday 8th November for 1 week then into shifts.
You must be able to complete 1 weeks full time training otherwise it’s a no go.
Shifts range from 0700-2230
Must be reasonably flexible to cover required shifts
£9.45 per hour, weekly pay
Time to get into the festive spirit
Must be over 16
PM if interested"
"Love the film Elf??
Fancy having the same fun as Buddy ?
I am looking for 60 seasonal staff for 6 weeks to be fully trained and live the life of an Elf at Lapland Ascot.
Training will commence on Monday 8th November for 1 week then into shifts.
You must be able to complete 1 weeks full time training otherwise it’s a no go.
Shifts range from 0700-2230
Must be reasonably flexible to cover required shifts
£9.45 per hour, weekly pay
Time to get into the festive spirit
Must be over 16
PM if interested"
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
"to be fully trained and live the life of an Elf " 
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