What's going on with this article? Has it been translated from a different language or written by an AI or something?
Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Thing is, even the pictures of what it was sold as look shit. Two grand for 3 nights in a tent in a field?
Where do they find these people?
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
It’s a badly cloned copy of a Daily Mail article. Of course I knew better than to link to the original here.
Prices for UK holidays are wild this summer tbf.Thing is, even the pictures of what it was sold as look shit. Two grand for 3 nights in a tent in a field?
Where do they find these people?
I think the Sun or DM article has been tweaked by some Americaniser AI so that bizarrely Fishnchips becomes MacnCheese
there must be a better way of pirating Daily Mail material - this is borderline unreadable. It made me feel like I was on drugs.
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
Its got to be the same people behind Lapland
Not a patch on the glorious disaster that was the Fyre Festival though, that tent actually looks somewhat decent. It needs to be some haggard-looking emergency shelter tent for the full experience.
Marble Arch Mound faces cost questions as 'flopped' attraction now free
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TopCat
Putin fanboy
The hessian sacking that holds those plants are pretty much empty of growing medium after the rains. One hot day and they will die.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
This scam is crying out for its commissioners and successful bidding contractors to be investigated for corruption and fraud.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Not when it becomes a very visible national embarrassment at the top of the national high street. The "It was an unprecedented international emergency, so we gave the job to chaps we knew and thought were reliable, and once it's over we'll have an enquiry" excuse can't be rolled out for this.
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
You're probably right. But just in case of the unlikely happeningI'll bet you a Fiver to the charity of your choice that nothing happens, and a Tenner that no-one is sanctioned at all.
I'm not meaning this in any nasty way, just my levels of cynicism are so high. I really don't think anything will happen, but I hope I'm wrong
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Storm Fox
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TopCat
Putin fanboy
They largely delivered on the mound. It’s just the concept and design are shit.
Now we know what they did with the fatberg
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stirring
A full quid, no less!
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Is this not entirely normal for fairs??
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I thought goldfish as 'prizes' was banned at fairs.
T & P
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Ben told YorkshireLive : "I paid for Hook a Duck and it cost me a full quid and I hooked the duck and chose the goldfish as the prize.
"We headed home which is one mile from the fair and the poor bugger didn't make it.
"It was just floating in my bag...we inspected the fish once home and it had a missing fin."
"We headed home which is one mile from the fair and the poor bugger didn't make it.
"It was just floating in my bag...we inspected the fish once home and it had a missing fin."
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