Sort of like the UK in miniature, then.
Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Sort of like the UK in miniature, then.
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Absolutely
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
T & P
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On a lighter note...
Baby Jesus stolen from charity nativity scene
Image of angry parent with not-really-that-dissapointed child: check
And for those about to complain this display was for charity and it's not on, the story has a HAPPY ENDING
Baby Jesus stolen from charity nativity scene
Image of angry parent with not-really-that-dissapointed child: check
And for those about to complain this display was for charity and it's not on, the story has a HAPPY ENDING
editor
hiraethified
editor
hiraethified
It's a MIRACLE! #faithrestored #blesstheplasticjesusOn a lighter note...
Baby Jesus stolen from charity nativity scene
Image of angry parent with not-really-that-dissapointed child: check
And for those about to complain this display was for charity and it's not on, the story has a HAPPY ENDING
On a lighter note...
Baby Jesus stolen from charity nativity scene
Image of angry parent with not-really-that-dissapointed child: check
And for those about to complain this display was for charity and it's not on, the story has a HAPPY ENDING
Baby Jesus never arrives in the nativity until Christmas Day. On account that he wasn’t born until then.
ddraig
kicking against the pricks...
T & P
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I’d say ‘Want!’ but the drawing is a bit shit. Hopefully a better artist will produce a better version.
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
Ah, see, I was all worried about a nativity scene outside a church last week. Everything there but the baby Jesus.On a lighter note...
Baby Jesus stolen from charity nativity scene
Image of angry parent with not-really-that-dissapointed child: check
And for those about to complain this display was for charity and it's not on, the story has a HAPPY ENDING
But I was told it's traditional not to add little J. Henry Christ until the 25th, as he wasn't born till then. Realism is paramount.
(I was brought up [a bit] Catholic, so this shouldn't be news to me, but is.)
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T & P
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Don’t know about public nativity displays, but I’m from Spain where every other fucker puts a nativity display at home, and no-one I know ever waited until Xmas Day to put it up or hid the baby Jesus figure until then.
In fact after thinking about it I can recall seeing countless public nativity displays over the years and I’m certain they were on display before the 25th. The only deference to any timeline is to ensure the three wise men are always placed at the far end of the display, to signify the fact that they won’t get there until the 6th of January.
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
T & P
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Oh, my fate was sealed long ago for plenty of other reasons*shakes head sadly*
See you there
T & P
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Joseph's facial expression should certainly be far away from happy. A mixture of anger, suspicion and incredulity would be far more realistic.
krtek a houby
Anger is Hi-NRG
The eyes have it, though
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Oh dear:
Expect wonder, enchantment and a spectacle of colour this festive season as Edinburgh Castle, the defender of the nation, becomes the ‘Castle of Light’.
Follow in the footsteps of Scotland’s heroes and be welcomed by stunning visuals and state of the art lighting installations. Watch as the history of this iconic landmark illuminates the very walls that saw it unfold. A magical experience for all of the family - prepare to be dazzled!
Castle of Light | Lead Public Body for Scotland's Historic Environment
£20 - £68 for individual; and various size family tickets.
However, the hot poop from the first night performance is:
Expect wonder, enchantment and a spectacle of colour this festive season as Edinburgh Castle, the defender of the nation, becomes the ‘Castle of Light’.
Follow in the footsteps of Scotland’s heroes and be welcomed by stunning visuals and state of the art lighting installations. Watch as the history of this iconic landmark illuminates the very walls that saw it unfold. A magical experience for all of the family - prepare to be dazzled!
Castle of Light | Lead Public Body for Scotland's Historic Environment
£20 - £68 for individual; and various size family tickets.
However, the hot poop from the first night performance is:
Combustible
Well-Known Member
Santa taking coke was bad enough!
jimbarkanoodle
Well-Known Member
I dont suppose its the same security mob from Boomtown.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
not a winter festival but similar - from today's mail
www.dailymail.co.uk
Brit family book 'luxury villa' only to arrive at 'building site'
The Russell-Illingworth family, from North Yorkshire, booked their vacation for January. They said when they arrived, the building appeared to be in the middle of a huge renovation.
T & P
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The current situation just got me thinking how Covid might affect our annual schadenfreudean tradition. At first I thought Coronavirus will deprive us of any new Laplands this year. But now I reckon it might turn out to be a great source of new material. For instance, angry parents with Disappointed Children Left in Tears™ at not being allowed to sit on Santa's lap, but having to shout at him what they want for Chirstmas from 2m away.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Coronavirus: London's Winter Wonderland event cancelled
Organisers hope the event in London's Hyde Park will return in November 2021.
www.bbc.co.uk
Hope this isn't setting a trend
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