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"Your actually breaking health and safety tonight."
Strong words.
Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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"Your actually breaking health and safety tonight."
Strong words.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Utter disgrace of a event
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
And you won a real goldfish
Proper Tidy
Arsed
Disappointed nobody has worked in an elf n safety joke yet
hipipol
Peckham Wry
Imagine if she'd bust the bubble on the tooth fairy while she was at it....Mayor told children Santa was too busy to bring presents leaving them in tears
UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
The first festive sighting of kiddies in tears.Mayor told children Santa was too busy to bring presents leaving them in tears
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
"You were only supposed to lead the bloody countdown!"Mayor told children Santa was too busy to bring presents leaving them in tears
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
skyscraper101
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£112k??
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
BigTom
Well-Known Member
£112k purchase - £80k for the structures, £32k to programme the lights and for installation, removal and storage for future years. Still expensive but not as expensive at it might first seem. I'd guess it'll cost them 5-10k in future years for installation, removal and storage, and the truss used for the structure could be used elsewhere and holds its value fairly well so can be sold on at a future date if wanted.
The artists impression looks a damn sight nicer than the reality though and I can see why it looked attractive:
I mean I'd keep the ice rink but it's not as big of a screw up as it seemed at first sight.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
they look like they're made out of fruit pastilles in your picture£112k purchase - £80k for the structures, £32k to programme the lights and for installation, removal and storage for future years. Still expensive but not as expensive at it might first seem. I'd guess it'll cost them 5-10k in future years for installation, removal and storage, and the truss used for the structure could be used elsewhere and holds its value fairly well so can be sold on at a future date if wanted.
The artists impression looks a damn sight nicer than the reality though and I can see why it looked attractive:
I mean I'd keep the ice rink but it's not as big of a screw up as it seemed at first sight.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
yeh someone's done very nicely out of this
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
As usual, it's the crowd barriers that really set them off.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
A dog cocking its leg for a piss on one would make an excellent picture for this year's Downing St Xmas card.
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
It's a bit unfair that picture as well. All christmas decorations look shit in the daylight on a grey, rainy day.
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
Yes!!
Many years ago when I first moved to London, I went to Blackheath to see the christmas lights being turned on.
There was going to be a mystery celebrity to flip the switch!
The mood of the crowd was electrified with anticipation....."who will it be???!" we all wondered as one.
It was Mr Blobby.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
skyscraper101
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I'd rather watch the washing machine going round than stand in a crowded street just to watch some lights get switched on.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Yeah a few times here. Generally done by Basil Brush who is in panto at Windsor (used to be local resident Rolf Harris but uh-hum)
Best though was quite a few years ago in Mitcham.
Geoffrey from Rainbow was switching them on, it was cold, wet there were about 6 of us and a dog watching and when the lights did eventually go on they were shit.
We then went to a pub with a menacing atmosphere to get drunk. Happy days
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Looks like an elf n safety nightmare.
wiskey
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ddraig
kicking against the pricks...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
pinkmonkey
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In a tropical paradise. I.e. not Derby.
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