Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[Johnny Doe]

Did you go?

No, spidey-sense twitched when I found out who was running it. Over 200 complaint posts deleted off their facebook group this morning.

 

[Badgers]

No, spidey-sense twitched when I found out who was running it. Over 200 complaint posts deleted off their facebook group this morning.

Juicy

I searched Google and Twitter but could not find anything hope the stories will start coming soon

 

[Johnny Doe]

Juicy

I searched Google and Twitter but could not find anything hope the stories will start coming soon

Log in to Facebook | Facebook

 

[Yossarian]

The circus.

 

[JimW]

Where's the problem? That's some pretty magical bunting.

 

[Yossarian]

 

[marty21]

From the recently created FB protest group

 

[T & P]

I can barely see it but it looks like a horse in an industrial space, car park? with a bloke in a top hat?

*thumbs*

A unicorn, actually

 

[Badgers]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Top hat for the bloke, bucket on the floor for the horse.

Who's the other hat on the floor for...?

What's in the bucket

 

[cupid_stunt]

Every-time I see this thread bumped, I get excited as to if it's a proper gem or not, this one certainly is.

 

[Badgers]

Every-time I see this thread bumped, I get excited as to if it's a proper gem or not, this one certainly is.

It does create a certain frisson

 

[Badgers]

The 'Circus Zone' is delightful

MONSTROUS CIRCUS WORKSHOP
This is a chance to try your hand at some classic circus skills including Diablo, Hula-Hoop, Juggling & more. Led by skilled interactive workshop leaders that have performed on shows such as Blue peter, CBBC and have been described by Derren Brown as ‘beyond awesome’ they will also be showcasing their talents throughout the day. Practising and learning circus skills helps to improve hand-eye coordination and is fun and engaging for the whole family.

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[Badgers]

The Beach

 

[cupid_stunt]

The Beach

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I laugh at what is promoted as 'Worthing's urban beach', which is nowt more than a large sandpit...



...but, now I appropriate their efforts, at least they have some fucking sand!

 

[Badgers]

At least the unicorn horse enjoyed the day

 

[skyscraper101]

People are going proper apeshit on that facebook site.

Posting up the personal facebook, email and mobile phone number too for Dave Winny

 

[cupid_stunt]

People are going proper apeshit on that facebook site.

Posting up the personal facebook, email and mobile phone number too for Dave Winny

I can't keep feeling, good for them.

 

[Badgers]

People are going proper apeshit on that facebook site.

Posting up the personal facebook, email and mobile phone number too for Dave Winny

Nothing like an angry parent who's child did not have a magical experience

 

[cupid_stunt]

I am not surprised to see a very impressive website - [broken link] - monstrouscreations.co uk

 

[T & P]

Any photos of the 'farmyard'?

 

[pogofish]

When you consider that the Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland, there seems to be a monstrous lack of Saltires there..!

 

[Johnny Doe]

No, spidey-sense twitched when I found out who was running it. Over 200 complaint posts deleted off their facebook group this morning.

In the interests of fairness, I've realised the complaints aren't deleted, the post they are attached to has just moved further down the page

 

[skyscraper101]

From the recently created FB protest group

This could totally be about how Britain turns out after Brexit

 

[Johnny Doe]

Evening Standard reporter now on that complaints group asking to talk to people....

 

[Badgers]

Aptly named company that own it

BIG BAG OF BROKEN DREAMS LIMITED - Overview (free company information from Companies House)

 

[skyscraper101]

Not just any bag of broken dreams. Broken Children's Dreams

 

[Badgers]

 

[marty21]

What's in the bucket

unicorn piss