Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

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[cupid_stunt]

I guess this is a good enough thread to post this on, Christmas Day meals ruined by “rancid, rotten” turkeys sold by Tesco.

“Imagine my sheer panic at 6am on Xmas Day, opening the turkey wrap to be hit by that ‘gone off’ smell with 10 people coming to Xmas Dinner.”

“£250 wasted. An awful meal and eight sick people!”

“I was very excited and worked super hard to make and prepare Christmas dinner for my family for the first time ever but thanks to the Tesco I served them a rotten, rancid turkey that was inedible.

“Not only that – the gravy was made from the turkey so that resulted in everyone’s meal ending up in the bin. Thanks Tesco!”

Tesco apologises after customers complain of 'rancid, rotten' turkeys

 

[ddraig]

decaying flesh is rancid!?! who knew

 

[keybored]

So, this is how they're going to make good on that pledge to "no longer waste food fit for human consumption".

 

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[Pickman's model]

 

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Any good photos of bins overflowing with rotting turkey, wrapping paper and bottles of Bailey's?

#Christmasmagic

 

[Lord Camomile]

Pretty sure it won't any more...

 

[Pickman's model]

Any good photos of bins overflowing with rotting turkey, wrapping paper and bottles of Bailey's?

#Christmasmagic

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Any good photos of bins overflowing with rotting turkey, wrapping paper and bottles of Bailey's?

#Christmasmagic

This was last Christmas:

The council went through it all and identified forty-one households who received fines for fly-tipping. Didn't happen this year.

 

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Big cheese festival runs out of cheese and everyone loses their damn minds | JOE.co.uk

 

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That is awesome

 

[Opera Buffa]

Big cheese festival runs out of cheese and everyone loses their damn minds | JOE.co.uk

Edam minds, ffs

 

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[T & P]

It's like shooting fish in a barrel isn't it

 

[Libertad]

It's like shooting fish in a barrel isn't it

*Makes note for future fleecing opportunity*

 

[Combustible]

Seems to be in the same spirit

All-you-can-eat pizza festival apologises for lack of pizza

 

[T & P]

The "high-end luxury lifestyle brand" blamed "overzealous appetites" as well as the broken oven for slow service.

A staple of this fleecing industry seems to be to never admit any wrongdoing and if possible pin the blame on the paying customers. Top marks to these fellas.

 

[Plumdaff]

Have any of these type of unlimited dairy product events ever delivered what they promised? Apart from 'Drizzle&PaperPlateFest 2018' I mean?

 

[Yossarian]

A staple of this fleecing industry seems to be to never admit any wrongdoing and if possible pin the blame on the paying customers. Top marks to these fellas.

"How were we supposed to know that people with big appetites would turn up at an all-you-can-eat pizza festival?"

 

[JuanTwoThree]

"sample unlimited amounts of pizza"

The trouble is 'sample' suggests teeny-weeny frugal amounts while 'unlimited' doesn't. The promoters may have thought the punters would pick up the subtleties of 'sample' but the words 'unlimited pizza' drowned that out.

 

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[T & P]

Oh, this one has lots of potential... complete with parents selling their stories to the Mail and Sun in the aftermath of it, about their heartbroken and disappointed children being left in tears by the show's shortcomings

 

[Johnny Doe]

Monstrous Creations Family Festival yesterday:

 

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Did you go?

 

[skyscraper101]

Monstrous Creations Family Festival yesterday:
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I can barely see it but it looks like a horse in an industrial space, car park? with a bloke in a top hat?

*thumbs*