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I guess this is a good enough thread to post this on, Christmas Day meals ruined by “rancid, rotten” turkeys sold by Tesco.

“Imagine my sheer panic at 6am on Xmas Day, opening the turkey wrap to be hit by that ‘gone off’ smell with 10 people coming to Xmas Dinner.”
“£250 wasted. An awful meal and eight sick people!”
“I was very excited and worked super hard to make and prepare Christmas dinner for my family for the first time ever but thanks to the Tesco I served them a rotten, rancid turkey that was inedible.

“Not only that – the gravy was made from the turkey so that resulted in everyone’s meal ending up in the bin. Thanks Tesco!”
Tesco apologises after customers complain of 'rancid, rotten' turkeys
 
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"sample unlimited amounts of pizza"

The trouble is 'sample' suggests teeny-weeny frugal amounts while 'unlimited' doesn't. The promoters may have thought the punters would pick up the subtleties of 'sample' but the words 'unlimited pizza' drowned that out.
 
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