Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[Johnny Doe]

And it had a raging hard-on.

They can sense the mood in a room (or warehouse) obviously.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Did she actually think there was going to be a real unicorn??

I doubt it, probably just too polite to say, she wasn't expecting such a poor effort of sticking a horn on a horse's nose, which resulted in a far bigger horn between the poor sod's rear legs.

I can understand her potential difficulties in finding the right words to explain her feelings, TBH.

 

[kittyP]

Was it Lil'Sebastian?

 

[DaveCinzano]

People lied about unicorns

 

[DaveCinzano]

When will people learn?

Assassins-for-hire are always undercover cops, and MAGICAL WONDERLANDS ARE ALWAYS SHIT

 

[Johnny Doe]

 

[Badgers]

Outstanding

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[skyscraper101]

Looks like the national press are onto it now...

Fury at 'daylight robbery' inflatable festival's huge queues and 'rip off' cost

Monstrous Festival – Parents fume at ‘filthy’ fairytale festival with chaotic queues and sad unicorn

Furious parents demand refunds from 'shambles' children's festival

Monstrous Festival's disappointing unicorn and queues spark fury | Daily Mail Online

Inside Monstrous Festival which 'promised too much and delivered too little'

'Rip off' festival with sad unicorn and queues is slammed by parents | Metro News

 

[ElizabethofYork]

(((Sad Unicorn)))

 

[cupid_stunt]

(((Sad Unicorn)))

I am not surprised with that ice cream cone tried to his head.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I am also not surprised the press has pick-up on it, they love this stuff as much as urban.

 

[Badgers]

I am also not surprised the press has pick-up on it, they love this stuff as much as urban.

Nobody enjoys misery as much as the Brits

 

[Lord Camomile]

‘This was our first year and whilst we worked hard to ensure the festival was successfully delivered, we did unfortunately have some major issues regarding queuing and the relocation of some of our activity. ‘For that we are sincerely sorry. We are collating all feedback and currently in the process of ensuring that all our guests’ concerns are addressed as swiftly as possible.’

Good luck with that...

 

[Badgers]

Face painting was so bad one little girl was left in tears after queuing for 40 minutes to be told she could only have a “small flower” as it was the only design the artist knew.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I bet their bank isn't going to be pleased with all the charge-backs coming way.

 

[skyscraper101]

we paid over £100 basically to play on a dodgy Sega and do some colouring in. Could have done the same in my own garage.

Not only my this but my son fell on a concrete block by the soft play and bruised his chest - how did that fencing pass the safety checks?

This could basically be that fun day episode of Phoenix Nights.

 

[Rosemary Jest]

Fucking hell, what a depressing thread.

Still amusing though.

 

[marty21]

Outstanding

Truly outstanding

 

[skyscraper101]

Apparently Dave Whinny was getting death threats by angry parents according to the facebook page owner

 

[skyscraper101]

Someone helpfully posted an image of Nikki Gordon too

Looks like I've got 4 mutual connections on LinkedIn with this guy

 

[Badgers]

Gold VIP area

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[cybershot]

Bet they now wish they had planned this outside and could have cancelled last minute blaming the weather.

 

[T & P]

This is quite possibly the best one since Lapland New Forest itself

 

[neonwilderness]

Looks awful

 

[Johnny Doe]

Someone helpfully posted an image of Nikki Gordon too

Looks like I've got 4 mutual connections on LinkedIn with this guy

He's pretty connected in London clubs if you've had much involvement, or even gone out alot

 

[moomoo]

I bloody LOVE this thread!!

 

[Voley]

Inspiration for this story?

Spoiler: Bit rude if you're at work

(ETA: Spoilered it just in case)

 

[gentlegreen]

Geeky Sex Toys is now selling unicorn horn dildos | Metro News