neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Northumberlandia to become an Enchanted Forest this Christmas
I'm hoping this will be terrible
From their Facebook event:
I'm hoping this will be terrible
From their Facebook event:
Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park
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Oohhh, good find, this one has lots of potential. Will be watching closelyNorthumberlandia to become an Enchanted Forest this Christmas
I'm hoping this will be terrible
From their Facebook event:
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
This is the photo from their Facebook eventOohhh, good find, this one has lots of potential. Will be watching closely
Rosemary Jest
Wrong and Unstable
Northumberlandia to become an Enchanted Forest this Christmas
I'm hoping this will be terrible
From their Facebook event:
Ah, the good old Evening Chronicle. Cue the pictures of disgruntled parents saying how they paid 75 quid for their kid to have a go on a unicorn. They'll be given a Newcastle shirt to wear for the picture though, can't have a breaking news story without someone wearing a toon shirt in the Chron.
Yep - shit with a caged and miserable reindeer and overpriced 'gourmet' burgers and artisanal olives (can you guess I have been dragged to one of these shoddy marketing scams before (Burwash Manor...pfft)
Christ almighty - I am obviously failing to monetise my little bit of Norfolk woodland (unlike the wedding venue in the neighbourhood...with a scrappy pallet 'wedding arbour' and a few manky elders and goatwillows in the 'sacred grove' FFS.
These sorts of greedy shameless scum really need a session in the reindeer cage while disgruntled parents and kids get to poke and mock. Would pay for such a spectacle with pleasure.
Christ almighty - I am obviously failing to monetise my little bit of Norfolk woodland (unlike the wedding venue in the neighbourhood...with a scrappy pallet 'wedding arbour' and a few manky elders and goatwillows in the 'sacred grove' FFS.
These sorts of greedy shameless scum really need a session in the reindeer cage while disgruntled parents and kids get to poke and mock. Would pay for such a spectacle with pleasure.
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neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
The children's rides and nature tail have potentialIt's sounds like a Winterval market with a few add on kids things so I doubt we will see the heady heights of Lapland
Mr.Bishie
pickled egg
Oohhh, good find, this one has lots of potential. Will be watching closely
I reckon neonwilderness should pen those dates in his diary to attend. Don’t forget your camera!
YesThe children's rides and nature tail have potential
I think as the season is approaching someone (neonwilderness) should create a log of all the events taking place round the country with links to their Facebook pages and track the misery.
Perhaps a Google spreadsheet everyone can collaborate on? We could then filter this by dates and locations ready for reporting
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
perhaps it could be reported on leading london blog brixton buzzYes
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I think as the season is approaching someone (neonwilderness) should create a log of all the events taking place round the country with links to their Facebook pages and track the misery.
Perhaps a Google spreadsheet everyone can collaborate on? We could then filter this by dates and locations ready for reporting
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
i don't think you have to hope, i think it's a foregone conclusionNorthumberlandia to become an Enchanted Forest this Christmas
I'm hoping this will be terrible
From their Facebook event:
One to add to the list neonwilderness
Ice Village will open in Manchester this Christmas | Metro News
Ice Village will open in Manchester this Christmas | Metro News
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
When the heavens open, which they do every 10 minutes in Manchester, I think I'll bob down with my skatesLet's hope it's a complete let down
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
Let's hope it's a complete let down
I was waiting for the "Inflatable Theme Park" here to announce their festive events before using that one..!
Let's hope it's a complete let down
Fingers crossed for some pictures of pissed off parents with very folded arms.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
What's with the ice-dildos everywhere?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Yes.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Calm yourself, it's still SeptemberI keep getting excited
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Summertime and the sushi is shittySome summer misery to look forward to
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
"are we nearly there yet?"Calm yourself, it's still September
T & P
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friedaweed
Me and me girl named Jane
Manchester's already full of dildos. A few melt in the mouth ones wont hurt Manchester's cultural profile.
farmerbarleymow
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