COYFI West Ham United 2017/18

[Libertad]

For your delectation and delight the all new West Ham United thread.
Fortune's always hiding but will this be the season that we find it behind the back of the sofa?

 

[Pickman's model]

Try looking under the auld teapot

 

[ska invita]

Come On You Fucking Idiots?

 

[Ponyutd]

West Ham thread ska invita not Everton.

 

[stavros]

Isn't it spelt Covfefe? Any loser moron knows that!

 

[Ponyutd]

Come On You Fucking Idiots?

Gotcha..

 

[Libertad]

Rumours about Olivier Giroud and Theo Walcott on their way. I doubt both.

 

[Ponyutd]

I know Walcott's had injuries this season but I don't think they are serious enough for us to enquire after him.

 

[Libertad]

I know Walcott's had injuries this season but I don't think they are serious enough for us to enquire after him.

 

[hammerntongues]

I cannot remember a season I have looked forward to less or at least less optimistically . But as per usual renewed ST COYI .............

 

[tommers]

I cannot remember a season I have looked forward to less or at least less optimistically . But as per usual renewed ST COYI .............

Isn't that just expectations? They sold us the stadium on the "we'll be in the champion's league in 5 years rodney" nonsense, but in footballing terms we're probably in the best place since the heady days of Berkovic and Rio.

 

[Libertad]

Mid table obscurity will do me for a couple of years until things settle. We desperately need a centre forward though.

 

[tommers]

Yeah I was quite drunk when I wrote that. But still

 

[hammerntongues]

Isn't that just expectations? They sold us the stadium on the "we'll be in the champion's league in 5 years rodney" nonsense, but in footballing terms we're probably in the best place since the heady days of Berkovic and Rio.

In a way yes , but I have got used to not living up to expectation , its just the whole experience . I don`t want to end up in the " its not what it used to be " camp but found myself thinking it a few times last season . Somehow not living up to expectation in our seedy down at heel ground seemed acceptable , I found it less so at Stratford .

There are many things to be positive about but I am finding myself underwhelmed , it will change before the Man U game I think

COYI

 

[LiamO]

COYI

That's COYFI now, if you don't mind

 

[Libertad]

West Ham closing in on Joe Hart loan deal after beating Newcastle

((((Adrian)))) ((((Randolph))))

 

[LiamO]

Hope Randolph gets a move. No.3 No.1 ain't no place for an International keeper.

 

[tommers]

More likely to be Adrian. He isn't going to want to sit on the bench for another season.

 

[tommers]

Hart is lucky it's a loan. If we'd bought him then he'd be involved in a bizarre skiing accident by the end of the week.

Or he'd do his back in drinking coffee or something.

Do you remember when gabbidon had to wear a built up shoe on one foot?

Ah West ham.

 

[sealion]

That's a lot of away games you have to start with tommers , why's that then ?

 

[LiamO]

Cos they're saving the home ones for the relegation battle. Conspiracy innit.

 

[sealion]

Cos they're saving the home ones for the relegation battle. Conspiracy innit.

They ain't bad away from home.

 

[tommers]

That's a lot of away games you have to start with tommers , why's that then ?

Fucking athletics or something.

Karren Brady lied to us.

Seriously though, how West ham is that? We can't actually play at home until December or something cos it takes em three months to undo the cable ties.

 

[tommers]

The only consolation is that you are all still paying for it.

 

[tommers]

I think I'd be a bit scared if we ever became professional.

 

[sealion]

Karren Brady lied to us.

No kidding mate

Seriously though, how West ham is that? We can't actually play at home until December or something cos it takes em three months to undo the cable ties.

No doubt the rearranged games will be midweek. More agg for the paying customer.

 

[Libertad]

The only consolation is that you are all still paying for it.

 

[sealion]

The only consolation is that you are all still paying for it.

Not me mate i have the same accountant as Brady and co

 

[sealion]

Fucking athletics or something.

I know the locals are good at and have a history of running but that's taking the piss

 

[tommers]

Not me mate i have the same accountant as Brady and co

I saw they said recently they expect another £200 million losses from their commitments to us and athletics. Said the stadium is basically worthless now.

Idiots.