Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Yossarian]

 

[bellaozzydog]

Look there may be a sizeable minority on here who wouldnt get on University Challange but I wouldnt call them thick twats to be honest and if they share it they share it.Not a lot we can do tbh

Marty1 is urbans own virus

 

[elbows]

I'm pretty sure the UK already had a campaign with that sort of 'show the invisible spread' approach years ago. Cant remember if it was for swine flu. I will have a hunt around for it sometime.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[The39thStep]

Fanatstic news , this would not be possible if France had introduced a large gatherings ban

 

[elbows]

I'm pretty sure the UK already had a campaign with that sort of 'show the invisible spread' approach years ago. Cant remember if it was for swine flu. I will have a hunt around for it sometime.

This is one of the ones I was thinking of, cant remember if there were others.

 

[elbows]

Fanatstic news , this would not be possible if France had introduced a large gatherings ban

I'm pretty sure there is a colloidal silver joke in there somewhere.

 

[Yossarian]

Fanatstic news , this would not be possible if France had introduced a large gatherings ban

Would have been funnier if they'd sealed the exits and Smurfantined the lot of them for 14 days.

 

[neonwilderness]

Hipster claiming to have COVID-18

A HIPSTER is claiming to have contracted the small-batch artisanal coronavirus strain COVID-18.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[MrSki]

 

[brogdale]

twatter obvs...but

 

[editor]

 

[editor]

 

[ruffneck23]

In 25 years time the 2020 Bog Roll Riots will be part of the History A-level syllabus.

( nicked from twatter )

 

[elbows]

 

[editor]

 

[miss direct]

I've got no idea, but is there any chance that I (British citizen in Turkey, planning to move back to the UK within a few weeks, possibly) wouldn't be allowed in? Or out? Wondering if I ought to speed up my departure.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[editor]

 

[weltweit]

I am remarkably dim, I was just shopping for short term supplies in a supermarket and I forgot to see if I could increase my limited supply of bog roll!

Could I regret my omission?

 

[ruffneck23]

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nicking that !!

my fb page is so much more entertaining thanks to this thread , thank you all for your input

 

[Fez909]

 

[editor]

I hope that every event that I said I'm going to in London doesn't start sending me emails like this as it's going to get fucking tiresome.

Yeah, I sort of get their concern but there surely can't be many people left who aren't aware of what's going on and know the risks, and if anyone has been told to self-isolate but wants to ignore that, I doubt if this email will change their mind.

Dear friends, supporters and colleagues,

We are very much looking forward to seeing you at *********. Obviously there are many concerns about the coronavirus and we thought we should write to let you know about the venue and what to expect, so that you can make informed decisions. As it stands the advice from the government is that we can continue with these kinds of events, so we think we should.

We are expecting about 200 people to attend at the moment so you will undoubtedly be in close proximity to others.

Clearly, we ask that any of you who think they may have contracted the virus or been exposed to it should not attend the event. And certainly, if a medical professional has advised you to self-isolate, please do not come.

I’m afraid we will not be providing any hand-cleaning gel at the door, so you may like to bring your own. However, as you would expect, there is a washroom where you can wash your hands.

Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions.
With best wishes,

 

[Mrs Miggins]

 

[blameless77]

Plenty of bog roll available if you’re good at bingo:

 

[existentialist]

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I want to encourage this kind of mentality. It's what Darwin was for, after all...

 

[ruffneck23]

I was thinking one of the upsides of this would be the daily mail's comments section getting an awful lot quieter in a couple of months

 

[Puddy_Tat]

is it time for this to be re-released?

 

[Smangus]

 

[Steel Icarus]

Loving this little app that lets you put whatever lyrics you like into your handwashing routine.