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Fanatstic news , this would not be possible if France had introduced a large gatherings ban



I'm pretty sure there is a colloidal silver joke in there somewhere.

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I've got no idea, but is there any chance that I (British citizen in Turkey, planning to move back to the UK within a few weeks, possibly) wouldn't be allowed in? Or out? Wondering if I ought to speed up my departure.
 
I am remarkably dim, I was just shopping for short term supplies in a supermarket and I forgot to see if I could increase my limited supply of bog roll!

Could I regret my omission?

:)
 
I hope that every event that I said I'm going to in London doesn't start sending me emails like this as it's going to get fucking tiresome.

Yeah, I sort of get their concern but there surely can't be many people left who aren't aware of what's going on and know the risks, and if anyone has been told to self-isolate but wants to ignore that, I doubt if this email will change their mind.

Dear friends, supporters and colleagues,

We are very much looking forward to seeing you at *********. Obviously there are many concerns about the coronavirus and we thought we should write to let you know about the venue and what to expect, so that you can make informed decisions. As it stands the advice from the government is that we can continue with these kinds of events, so we think we should.

We are expecting about 200 people to attend at the moment so you will undoubtedly be in close proximity to others.

Clearly, we ask that any of you who think they may have contracted the virus or been exposed to it should not attend the event. And certainly, if a medical professional has advised you to self-isolate, please do not come.

I’m afraid we will not be providing any hand-cleaning gel at the door, so you may like to bring your own. However, as you would expect, there is a washroom where you can wash your hands.

Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions.
With best wishes,
 
Plenty of bog roll available if you’re good at bingo:
 

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