Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[T & P]

I'm ensuring a steady atmospheric concentration of chlorine at home by recklessly mixing bathroom cleaning products. Better safe than sorry...

Let’s hope dessiato doesn't follow your suggestion, or we could be soon dealing with a serious incident at his household...

 

[Fez909]

That's the answer! We all wear the cone of shame when out and about, with a clear plastic bit at the front so we can see and a bubble of clear plastic on the roof to let in daylight. There might need to be a one way valve to let air in/out but it should be foolproof.

Just get a Strutter Bubble

 

[petee]

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[elbows]

Just posting this because I loved the image.

 

[editor]

Ah, it's the CHINESE coronavirus

Fox News host Tucker Carlson begins referring to 'Chinese coronavirus'

'China did this to the world and we should not pretend otherwise' Fox host tells viewers

www.independent.co.uk

 

[editor]

 

[editor]

Interesting vlog by a Russian bloke in Hubei Province.

"What's Fake and Truth about Coronavirus ". Yeah, right. You'll get that from a Youtube vlogger in Russia.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That's interesting elbows - never seen inside a toilet roll factory. We clearly just need one of those giant rolls each - would keep us going for ages.

 

[Marty1]

"What's Fake and Truth about Coronavirus ". Yeah, right. You'll get that from a Youtube vlogger in Russia.

Ignore the title - give it a watch it’s very informative- nothing to do with tinfoil

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Some people are really freaking out. I did a search of Amazon for long-term food storage--10-20 shelf life. There's a brand called Auguson Farms. Every single item they produce is out of stock and expected to be out of stock for a couple of months. Amazon has also been delisting some price gougers and profiteers (they don't like the competition, I'm sure):

Amazon Battles Counterfeit Masks, $400 Hand Sanitizer

 

[editor]

Ignore the title - give it a watch it’s very informative- nothing to do with tinfoil

No thanks. There's plenty of more credible sources to choose from.

 

[Marty1]

No thanks. There's plenty of more credible sources to choose from.

Suit yourself, but you’re missing out on a superb piece of citizen journalism.

 

[Sweet FA]

 

[Numbers]

Finished my prep buying today.

 

[bimble]

Someone at bf’s Waitrose hung this carefully chosen poster up in the empty loo roll isle

 

[editor]

Seen this bollocks 'drink water' claim so many times on my FB timeline. The facts:

Drinking water won’t prevent the coronavirus

CLAIM: Everyone should ensure that their mouth and throat is moist and never dry. Take sips of water every 15 minutes because even if the virus gets into your mouth by drinking water or liquids, it will wash the virus down through your esophagus and into your stomach where your stomach acid will...

apnews.com

 

[NoXion]

No idea how this double post happened, good grief.

 

[NoXion]

I've not visited Facebook since this whole thing went viral. I dread to think of all the shit posts by loons and cunts that I'm missing out on.

 

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Reports today state this is Grace Jones about to board a plane

 

[cupid_stunt]

That's interesting elbows - never seen inside a toilet roll factory.

I have, we had a school tour of one, fuck knows why.

 

[dessiato]

I’m sort of pleased about this. It has to be karma.

Secretary general of Spain’s far-right Vox party tests positive for coronavirus

Javier Ortega Smith was recently at an event that attracted 9,000 people in Madrid, where the number of Covid-19 cases has risen sharply

english.elpais.com

 

[FridgeMagnet]

 

[MrSki]

View attachment 201305

Is this one especially for the boring little cunt Marty1 ?

 

[Voley]

Best one of these I've seen. The Cure lol.

 

[Sweet FA]

Is this one especially for the boring little cunt Marty1 ?

Unintentional - urban synchronicity.

 

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