Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[dessiato]

blatantly unarguably not Banksy

You are right. It is clearly not Banksy, but the message remains.

 

[dessiato]

no fixing stupid.

Understand = stand under ffs

 

[Saul Goodman]

Understand = stand under ffs

Freeman of the land speak. This person decided to waste everyone's time by spouting shite about their rights, and exercise not being defined under the law. Waste of oxygen.

 

[Badgers]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Yossarian]

quite frustrating isn't she.

could have been worse...though he did have a knife so I think the mirror may have slightly mislead people on this one

Man refusing to wear facemask shot dead in Philippines after president's threat

A 63-year-old who began wielding a knife after officials told him to put on a facemask was shot dead in the Philippines, in the week following President Rodrigo Duterte's stark warning to those breaching lockdown measures

www.mirror.co.uk

Headline: He was shot after refusing to wear a facemask.
Subheadline: He "began wielding a knife after officials told him to put on a facemask."
Two-thirds of the way into the story: He "eventually attacked the personnel using a scythe."

Local report: "Bagaipo said the suspect allegedly attempted to hack first barangay health worker Hazel Baguhin who managed to run, then turned his ire on barangay tanod Guzman Vallar who also managed to escape. ... Bagaipo said a police intelligence operative from the Nasipit police station, identified as Staff Sgt, Rolly Llones, responded to the call for assistance. He said Llones went to the checkpoint and identified him as a policeman but this allegedly angered Dungog. Bagaipo narrated that Dungog tried to hack at Llones several times, prompting the policeman to draw his 9mm service pistol and shot the victim who was killed immediately."

 

[crossthebreeze]

 

[Mrs Miggins]

 

[Marty1]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[Badgers]

Nice work

 

[editor]

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[petee]

 

[chainsawjob]

And here's the Queen's speech in full...

 

[wayward bob]

<goes to park and harrasses swans>

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[Cadmus]

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Has anyone else spotted this?


Proof it's all a conspiracy, wake-up sheeple!

 

[frogwoman]

It's not good enough!

 

[Orang Utan]

It's not good enough!

0 points on the WCA - get back to work Boris! Stop skiving

 

[belboid]

We wondered if he was taking the piss at first, but no....

 

[MrSki]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Man who thinks coronavirus is spread by 5G horrified to discover he's got a microwave oven

A man who claims that 5G broadcasts are causing the Coronavirus was shocked to discover he's had a microwave oven in his kitchen for the last 35 years, it has emerged.

newsthump.com

 

[platinumsage]

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