Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[JuanTwoThree]

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be funnier without the middle bit overexplaining the punchline. It takes away the impact of the joke.

 

[danny la rouge]

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I thought the same

I know. “La”? What was I thinking?

 

[JuanTwoThree]

danny la rouge Sorry, I've made a nonsense of your post with my edit.

 

[danski]

Lovely floor.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

danny la rouge Sorry, I've made a nonsense of your post with my edit.

It was the juxaposition of the two posts, urban synchronicity style that I was going for

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[gentlegreen]

Just arrived.
Will I RTS or keep it unopened for posterity ?

 

[danny la rouge]

Just arrived.
Will I RTS or keep it unopened for posterity ?

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Yes.

 

[Anju]

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Is that the latest government PPE fuck up?

 

[belboid]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson attending hospital yesterday...

 

[Marty1]

 

[quiet guy]

Just saying

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[existentialist]

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So who's that, then?

 

[wayward bob]

Just arrived.
Will I RTS or keep it unopened for posterity ?

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you touched it?

 

[gentlegreen]

you touched it?

The postman chucked it at me from 2 metres away and I caught it, then gelled my hands.
I've now stuck it behind the gas meter where I previously stuck the last government missive of that ilk...

Having lost the contents, I've forgotten what that one was for ...

 

[Marty1]

 

[MrSki]

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[Mordi]

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[Yossarian]

 

[dessiato]

 

[Marty1]

 

[ska invita]

blatantly unarguably IDM

blatantly unarguably not Banksy

my smartarsery is done here

 

[xes]

no fixing stupid.

 

[cupid_stunt]

no fixing stupid.

What a stupid fucking woman.

 

[xes]

quite frustrating isn't she.

could have been worse...though he did have a knife so I think the mirror may have slightly mislead people on this one

Man refusing to wear facemask shot dead in Philippines after president's threat

A 63-year-old who began wielding a knife after officials told him to put on a facemask was shot dead in the Philippines, in the week following President Rodrigo Duterte's stark warning to those breaching lockdown measures

www.mirror.co.uk