Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Marty1]

didn't you just take 2 weeks off for a head cold?

Yes, my gf had it too.

 

[gentlegreen]

My schoolfriend's dad was a high-up in the council and they used to have IZAL Medicated as an (unused) alternative in the loo.
I'm guessing it was a family joke rather than pilfering.

The trick is to scrunch and spit on it, but it's still horrible.
Never mind pooing away from home, I dislike public facilities so much, when I was younger I managed to go most of the day without peeing ..

 

[donkyboy]

 

[Marty1]

This seems counterintuitive.

If you’re not sick, now’s the time to reconnect with nature — Metro

You don't have to stay indoors just because things are on lock-down

apple.news

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Marty1]

 

[The39thStep]

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

I drove pass our the big Tesco at 10.30, that's when the doors open & before the tills do at 11, the car-park looked totally full, traffic was back-up along the access road & half a mile down the public road, I've never seen that before, it's worst than I've seen on the approach of Christmas, fucking nuts.

So, the government & supermarket's message of 'don't panic' seems to be causing even more panic.

 

[A380]

 

[A380]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

She's fucking brilliant.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[gentlegreen]

Someone posted this elsewhere, and Online OCR failed to help me translate the Finnish accurately and "get" the joke ...
(he seems to be getting it wrong - like the weirdos on here who only need one square and wipe from the front without getting up from the seat ...)

 

[Badgers]

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[gosub]

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Demand for that stuff died with the advent of copy and paste

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Badgers]

Good to see some people are doing well



No link because Mirror

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Good to see some people are doing well

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No link because Mirror

They should just requisition them with no payment.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Someone taking sensible precautions on a tram

 

[Lord Camomile]

No link because Mirror

What's the issue with linking to The Mirror? Morgan afterglow?

 

[Badgers]

What's the issue with linking to The Mirror? Morgan afterglow?

I just dislike the media.
Not hard to find the link if you need to.

 

[platinumsage]

I can't post links but there's outrage in Australia as Tom Hanks, quarantined but with Instagram, puts way too much Vegemite on his toast.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Good to see some people are doing well

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No link because Mirror

That's £300 per bed per day, on a par with the cost of NHS beds, you still need to pay for doctors, nurses, and all the other staff, drugs & other associated costs out of that daily cost.

 

[Badgers]

That's £300 per bed per day, on a par with the cost of NHS beds, you still need to pay for doctors, nurses, and all the other staff, drugs & other associated costs out of that daily cost.

It's all fine then

 

[Lord Camomile]

I just dislike the media.
Not hard to find the link if you need to.

Oh, I'd already read it, just wondered if there was a specific reason for not linking to the Mirror, ala the Mail or Sun.

 

[hash tag]

 

[Fez909]

 

[The39thStep]