Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[little_legs]

 

[The39thStep]

 

[editor]

I KNEW it!

It's bloody Corbyn's fault!

 

[ruffneck23]

my mate in donegal has just messaged me saying all pubs are closing tonight, that's serious business..!

 

[belboid]

I've just read it's all nonsense and is, in fact,

JUST A COVER UP FOR THE NEW 5G TURN ON WHICH IS BIOLOGICALLY CHANGING YOUR OXYGEN LEVELS AND THE WAY YOUR BODY FUNCTIONS WITH THIS 60GHZ THERE PROJECTING OUT AS PURE RADIATION FOR THE CULL THAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING ALL AROUND THE WORLD !!!

So that's alright then.

 

[Badgers]

my mate in donegal has just messaged me saying all pubs are closing tonight, that's serious business..!

First they came for the drunks...

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

The world has gone absolutely totally and utterly batshit fucking crazy
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To be fair, it wasn't that far of a trip.

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

FFS

 

[A380]

 

[Apathy]

Made me remember this sketch from back in the 90s

 

[Maggot]

Another oldie here:

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh Christ, another ship of doom.

A cruise ship carrying at least 600 Brits remains stranded off the coast of the Bahamas as the number of people on board showing flu-like symptoms increases. There are now 20 guests and 20 crew members, including a doctor, in isolation with five confirmed cases of COVID-19 on the Braemar.

The ship - run by British firm Fred Olsen Cruise Lines - has been denied permission to dock and allow passengers to disembark at Freeport in the Bahamas. It has anchored at an island to allow a restock of food, fuel and medication for those on board.

It is understood the firm is now considering travelling across the Atlantic to Southampton, which could take up to 10 days.

A letter from the British Foreign and Commonwealth Office was delivered to the more than 600 British nationals on board, saying they are urgently working with Fred Olsen Cruise Lines and the authorities in the region on arrangements for the ship and how best to get them home safe.

Coronavirus: Uncertainty for 600 Britons stranded on board COVID-19 infected cruise ship

It is understood the firm is now considering travelling across the Atlantic to Southampton, which could take up to 10 days.

news.sky.com

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Marty1]

 

[Badgers]

Bad times in the Netherlands

Netherlands Closes Sex Shops, Cannabis Cafes Due To Coronavirus; Bike Shops Stay Open

The Netherlands is to tackle the spread of coronavirus by closing all schools, sex shops and cannabis cafes, but bike shops will remain open.

www.forbes.com

 

[May Kasahara]

Another sketch that came to mind this morning.

 

[Badgers]

Some good news from the US

 

[cybershot]

 

[A380]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Voley]

 

[Fez909]

 

[Voley]

 

[FridgeMagnet]

My father's family were all trained musicians and some were singers. When they wanted they could fill theatres with the power of their voices. It's amazing to be in an auditorium holding 500 people and hear them fill it with their singing.

My sister and brother in law are semi pro singers, opera and choral, and it's kind of embarrassing to be in any sort of church service with them - if a hymn comes along they are literally louder than everyone else there combined. I'm quite loud (we both sang in the same choirs when we were kids) but nowhere near professional level.

 

[Voley]

 

[Voley]

I like how they've picked a photo of him looking particularly fucking gormless.