Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Badgers]

Why did I not think of this?

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[MrSki]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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They should mandate testing at airports be done solely with anal swabs. That'd be pretty effective at stopping idiots going on pointless trips.

 

[dessiato]

They should mandate testing at airports be done solely with anal swabs. That'd be pretty effective at stopping idiots going on pointless trips.

Using this as the swab

 

[Johnny Doe]

Near mine in North London

 

[brogdale]

 

[danny la rouge]

Using this as the swab
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Which end? It matters.

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[MrSki]

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

For anyone that has watched the fortitude TV series:
permafrost rhinoceros

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

That thing looks like it's made of uncooked richmond sausages.

 

[Combustible]

 

[MrSki]

That thing looks like it's made of uncooked richmond sausages.

I have only had Richmond sausages once (never again) & they looked uncooked when they had been. Surprised they are allowed to be called sausages!

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

I have only had Richmond sausages once (never again) & they looked uncooked when they had been. Surprised they are allowed to be called sausages!

For me they scratch a particular itch. The blend of rusk, fat, pork, and salt (most likely in that order) makes for a moorish experience.
they always look anemic if you oven them but if you give them time on a hot pan or under the grill they can get deep brown and a little crispy on the outside.*



*presumably the same is true of the doll

 

[fishfinger]

 

[Badgers]

 

[T & P]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

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Third time lucky.

 

[T & P]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[2hats]

White cliffs have had enough. Appears they've decided to break lockdown and they're off. (Could equally be in some brexit thread, I guess).

 

[Raheem]

White cliffs have had enough. Appears they've decided to break lockdown and they're off. (Could equally be in some brexit thread, I guess).

Well, we were promised there would be no cliff-edge.

 

[T & P]

Mmm... not to be picky but I don't think "a large part of the White Cliffs of Dover" is factually right. More like 0.02% of it, or thereabouts.

And how many centuries is it going to take for people to realise that you should film stuff in landscape not fucking portrait?

 

[Elpenor]

Rare to see footage of the white cliffs of Dover not filmed at Seven Sisters

 

[danny la rouge]

Mmm... not to be picky but I don't think "a large part of the White Cliffs of Dover" is factually right. More like 0.02% of it, or thereabouts.

I’d argue that 0.02% of the White Cliffs is still something large. I certainly wouldn’t want it landing on me.

(Part and proportion aren’t strict identical synonyms).

 

[Artaxerxes]

Bits fall off all the time, we stopped at the top of a place near St Margarets Bay and of course being human we carefully looked over the edge, after walking away we heard a faint rumble and the cliff edge was noticeably a bit closer.

Does work as a metaphor for Britain though.