Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[wemakeyousoundb]

Bloody remoaner cliffs making their escape

 

[Yossarian]

Bloody remoaner cliffs making their escape

Or patriotic cliffs nobly sacrificing themselves to get Britain further away from Europe.

 

[2hats]

Or patriotic cliffs nobly sacrificing themselves to get Britain further away from Europe.

Though, in the process, the population density will have gone up.

 

[brogdale]

Though, in the process, the population density will have gone up.

Which makes an assumption about the relative aggregate rates of erosion and deposition around the UK coastline.

 

[2hats]

Which makes an assumption about the relative aggregate rates of erosion and deposition around the UK coastline.

No, just a comment on that one event.

 

[brogdale]

No, just a comment on that one event.

...quite niche, this.

 

[existentialist]

Though, in the process, the population density will have gone up.

That's OK - it'll please the anti-immigration lot who keep going on about how there's "no room" here...

 

[2hats]

Something for everyone.

 

[ice-is-forming]

Needs added Teresa May

 

[editor]

This is gripping stuff from the Handforth Parish Council

 

[cupid_stunt]

LINK

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[MrSki]

 

[elbows]

 

[quiet guy]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[MrSki]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Full version -

 

[MrSki]

 

[Mation]

Can we vote to choose who should represent the UK for the 77 day silence?

 

[T & P]

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Will be initially not serving alcohol, if leaked reports to the Torygraph are to be believed. Sorry to be a party pooper.

On a more serious note, whereas that would be better than not open at all if the government insisted those were the only options, who the fuck is going to go to your typical non-gastro pub if you cannot have a proper drink? Unless you can bring your own booze discreetly and slip £20 each to the landlord for hosting punters, in which case I’d be all for it.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[quiet guy]

If it was good enough for Baldrick...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If it was good enough for Baldrick...

that's not credible. i'm sure she would only have her turnips as god intended...

 

[spitfire]

If it was good enough for Baldrick...
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Well that's a turnip for the books.

 

[fishfinger]

 

[Epona]

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To be fair, as someone who is hearing impaired and relies on lip-reading to understand what people are saying, a year of facemasks has been pretty horrible and isoloating. People should still wear them though, however miserable it is for folks like me.

 

[dessiato]

To be fair, as someone who is hearing impaired and relies on lip-reading to understand what people are saying, a year of facemasks has been pretty horrible and isoloating. People should still wear them though, however miserable it is for folks like me.

My sister has the same problem. She also has breathing problems. It is very difficult, but she still wears a mask.

 

[Epona]

My sister has the same problem. She also has breathing problems. It is very difficult, but she still wears a mask.

I don't have a problem wearing a mask myself, but I cannot understand people who talk to me wearing a mask. My OH has to pull his down to talk to me or tell me what other people are saying (which is allowed as I cannot understand otherwise).

I do find it difficult to realise that other people can understand me when I am wearing a mask though - I find myself pointing and gesticulating more as if I cannot be understood when wearing a mask!