Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[fishfinger]

 

[dessiato]

 

[farmerbarleymow]

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Conveniently forgetting to admit that this 'god' must have also created the virus.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[two sheds]

Conveniently forgetting to admit that this 'god' must have also created the virus.

He did it lovingly, though, to test our faith

 

[existentialist]

Conveniently forgetting to admit that this 'god' must have also created the virus.

No, Satan does that shit. They've got their theology quite nicely sewn up...

 

[The39thStep]

 

[mx wcfc]

I liked this,

 

[chainsawjob]

 

[chainsawjob]

I liked this,

This made me smile yesterday

 

[Calamity1971]

This is true - someone once took a shit on the shopfloor at the Our Price I worked at - right out in public, in the soul/dance section.
Someone also once flung a tissue-wrapped turd on the counter. And we had to boost a wanker from the Taschen erotica section - didn't want to touch him, so broomed him out, Black Books style

I used to do cleaning audits for matalans in the northeast, people would take the lid off the seats in the changing rooms and take a dump in them.
Someone took a loads of clothes in, pissed on the floor and mopped it up with them. These stores had public toilets!

 

[UnderOpenSky]

 

[MrSki]

 

[T & P]

No, Satan does that shit. They've got their theology quite nicely sewn up...

Yeah, I'm not sure I buy that about Satan, given the proven past record of both entities thus far...

 

[Badgers]

 

[dessiato]

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There's no polite response to that.

 

[Combustible]

Yeah, I'm not sure I buy that about Satan, given the proven past record of both entities thus far...

I assume the 10 for Satan are Job's children, but he also killed his numerous servants as well, albeit nowhere near as many people as God has killed, and anyway God told Satan to do it.

 

[Combustible]

 

[T & P]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[mx wcfc]

I miss going to Reading. Not going to work, obviously, but just Reading. Nice to see this lot are still on their patch on Broad Street, despite everything. Hope Reading Elvis is OK.

 

[cyril_smear]

 

[HAL9000]

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different businesses?

 

[dessiato]

Asking for a friend

 

[May Kasahara]

I miss going to Reading.

Pandemic starting to bite hard.

 

[Raheem]

Yeah, I'm not sure I buy that about Satan, given the proven past record of both entities thus far...

Satan wrote the Bible and he made a lot of stuff up.

 

[two sheds]

Satan wrote the Bible and he made a lot of stuff up.

I heard Stan.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]