Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

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[May Kasahara]

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...but please aim your ambulance towards my baby when they contract measles.

 

[MrSki]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[BCBlues]

I thought she was gonna scream "beam me up" at the end

 

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[MrSki]

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Death walks the streets of Haro, shouting at people with his megaphone if they are too close. Opinion is divided, shall we say?

Un personaje disfrazado de `la Muerte´ guadaña en mano se pasea por Haro pidiendo a los jarreros que mantengan el distanciamiento social

www.radioharo.com

 

[Badgers]

Shit is getting real

 

[two sheds]

Dear "Neighbour"

I actually asked your dogs and bird whether they minded my children running round and enjoying themselves and they raised no objections at all

 

[Badgers]

 

[Anju]

South Korean football team apologises for using sex dolls to fill stands

 

[Sir Belchalot]

Durdle Door is always rammed in the summer time, it's the busiest part of the Dorset coast. Quite a shock if you've been walking the coast path from the west where you hardly see anyone else, this paraphrased Bowie lyric comes to mind whenever I'm there:
See the mice in their million hordes from Lulworth Cove to Durdle Door.

 

[Voley]

Relax folks. Lee Scratch Perry is here to save us all.

 

[Voley]

He tweeted the above with the message 'BUT WHAT ABOUT PAPAYA?'

Obviously.

 

[gosub]

Actually its a load of islands, but a couple of main ones, and they must of had some pressure on them to make sure they did the right thing otherwise North and South island could have run off and done completely different things. Stupid to compare that with the UK

 

[gosub]

He tweeted the above with the message 'BUT WHAT ABOUT PAPAYA?'

Obviously.

If that nail he put in that tree WASN'T about Papaya, what was it about

 

[dessiato]

We've seen similar here on the Costas. The selfishness and stupidity of some people is astounding.

 

[gosub]

We've seen similar here on the Costas. The selfishness and stupidity of some people is astounding.

Learnt that lesson one really soggy Glastonbury back in the 90's, was a complete mud bath. We had a marquee in Green futures, that gave us electrics nightmares so we never public opened - but meant when we watched the highlights after Jules Holland was wrong when he said the spot under his gypsy caravan was the largest patch of green on site- our pitch was, but he was right on the underlying - everywhere people could go was fucked.

 

[William of Walworth]

Learnt that lesson one really soggy Glastonbury back in the 90's, was a complete mud bath. We had a marquee in Green futures, that gave us electrics nightmares so we never public opened - but meant when we watched the highlights after Jules Holland was wrong when he said the spot under his gypsy caravan was the largest patch of green on site- our pitch was, but he was right on the underlying - everywhere people could go was fucked.

Either 1997 or 1998 is my guess -- both were complete horror-shows mudwise
The relief at getting a dry 1999 Glastonbury was overwhelming , after those two!

 

[T & P]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Orang Utan]

Patel blows a massive dogwhistle:

 

[eatmorecheese]

Confessing to meth will save you

 

[HAL9000]

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[HAL9000]

Hydroxychloroquine can cause the following:

• Skin rashes, especially ones made worse by sunlight
• Nausea or indigestion
• Diarrhoea
• Headaches
• Bleaching of the hair or mild hair loss
• Tinnitus (ringing in the ears)
• Blurred vision Very rarely

 

[existentialist]

Taking Hydroxychloroquine?

Cover one eye, then focus on the dot in the centre.

• Do any of the lines look wavy, blurred or distorted? (All lines should be straight, all intersections should form right angles and all the squares should be the same size.)
• Are there any missing areas or dark areas in the grid?
• Can you see all corners and sides of the grid?

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Given that Trump can't even see the beam in his own eye, I think the chances of his spotting a tiny dot on a grid are pretty low...

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Patel blows a massive dogwhistle:

So presumably she can be deported to the moon based on based on what she has to offer not where she is from.

 

[MrSki]

 

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