elbows
Well-Known Member
Alas
Speaking to the 1922 committee earlier, Johnson said 'Alas slugs, Atlas Shrugged was for mugs'.
Alas
What would he even say though, sorry about that chaps i didn't see it coming, please do not panic though merry xmas.Off the top of my head, it might be about Dover and supply delays?
It wouldn't be the most batshit announcement he's made...What would he even say though, sorry about that chaps i didn't see it coming, please do not panic though merry xmas.
BBC South East saying just that for parts of Sussex.
He'll never say sorry though, not ever. That would be properly shocking if it happened.It wouldn't be the most batshit announcement he's made...
Fair, no, he probably wouldn't. But it might be the same kind of wishy-washy "we face challenges, but we will stay resolute. It is essential you don't panic buy, now if you'll excuse me I have to drive my forklift to the Waitrose warehouses".He'll never say sorry though, not ever. That would be properly shocking if it happened.
I think Johnson's only option is to use the press conference to commit Seppuku live in front of the nation.
The Seppuku I'd watch. The pig, no...Or, at the very least, fuck a pig.
New colour category on the legend today, and not in good way...
Poor old Leysdown & Eastchurch.
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All my fam live in the new colour; worried.That new dark purple colour is scary, look at Ashford, they had fairly low numbers coming out of the recent 'lockdown', and it's exploded.
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Feel very conflicted about this really. My area has been under restrictions since July, the figures have fallen dramatically since the start of the last lockdown, it actually feels quite safe here right now for the first time in a long time. I know that's probably not going to last, given the new variant, but it really looked like we were heading for Tier 2... hard when you have had about three weeks of semi-normality since March to not clutch at straws.They should just be done with it and shunt the whole fucking country into Tier 4 for a minimum of three weeks and spend the time sorting out vaccine distribution and fixing their buffoon-powered Track and Trace app.
nothing to do with fucking a pig tho
Can't help but think that a bit like the Tier system, this colour scheme hasn't really been thought through.New colour category on the legend today, and not in good way...
Poor old Leysdown & Eastchurch.
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It’s the same mind boggling idiocy all the way through, this and brexit too, massive ‘optimism bias’, like how bad can it get we are British.Can't help but think that a bit like the Tier system, this colour scheme hasn't really been thought through.
They should just be done with it and shunt the whole fucking country into Tier 4 for a minimum of three weeks and spend the time sorting out vaccine distribution and fixing their buffoon-powered Track and Trace app.
800+What's the dark purple? Previous purple was 400+..?
It's 800/100k +What's the dark purple? Previous purple was 400+..?
800+
Fucking hell. Hope there's not too many of those.It's 800/100k +
Not sure what the next colour step will be. I suppose skull and crossbones motifs.It's 800/100k +
If that becomes necessary it should be an actual photograph of Johnson's bones.Not sure what the next colour step will be. I suppose skull and crossbones motifs.
I'm convinced this has been (unsurprisingly, given who we're talking about) one of the key motivators behind people breaking lockdown.Massive support for all people impacted.
Almost as if some (London) cunts decided to upsticks and go somewhere nicer for XmasI agree, even the original tier 1 areas are seeing massive increases, Cornwall up 190% in 7 days, Isle of Wight up 300%.
Pouring into the South West, Cotswolds etc.Almost as if some (London) cunts decided to upsticks and go somewhere nicer for Xmas
Pouring into the South West, Cotswolds etc.
Wonder where Cummings is?