Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Pickman's model]

Itchfinder general
In the days of the English civil war Matthew hopkins scratches other people's backs

 

[Sea Star]

Wild Goats:
After mistakenly receiving a large amount of money, a woman (Shirley MacLaine) and her best friend (Jessica Lange) travel to the Canary Islands for a fun-filled adventure. With goats.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Go Teal, The Spartans

Gruff team coach Burt Lancaster is sceptical when young marketing expert Craig Wasson comes on board at one of Malta's leading football clubs and suggests the adoption of a pale blue strip.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Go Bell The Spartans.

Athenians draw straws: short straw-picker must go and affix bells around the necks of the rambunctious Spartans, so that civilized people will know when there are Spartans in the neighborhood. Chaos ensues.

 

[Pickman's model]

The wild gees - the gee family,lost in the outback, turn feral

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Wild Meese. Ed Meese, lost in the Outback, turns feral.

 

[Casually Red]

Grans Torino

Nigel Farages mum drives round Dulwich in a fancy American car Trump gave him as a present, shouting racially offensive remarks to her neighbours out the window and pointing a gun at them . Doesn't end well .

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Barry on Camping

Barry Chuckle shows viewers how to survive in the wilderness and demonstrates a hard-edged will to do whatever it takes to get the job done. The scene with the deer and the rock in which bloodlust overtakes the presenter will etch itself into the minds of those of a sensitive disposition.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

A Christmas Carom. After getting drunk on egg nog laced with rum left out with cookies, Santa falls down the chimney of a pool hall, and proceeds to lose the sleigh and reindeer to Minnesota Fats in a game of Three Cushion Billiards.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Barry on Screaming

Barry Chuckle is having recurring nightmares about that incident with the deer. This film follows his journey to understand the nature of fear and how to overcome it.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Barry on Don't Lose Your Head

Barry Chuckle has had a relapse and is finding it increasingly diffiult to stay calm in stressful situations. Aided by his brother Paul, Barry tries multiple ways to soothe his mind and come to terms with his previos actions.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Barry On Up The Khyber

The Proletarian Democracy International Brigade sorts out Afghanistan, with hilarious results. “Tora Bora me, Tora Bora you!”

 

[DaveCinzano]

A Lion Covenant

Not content with fucking up the Alien mythos, Ridley Scott takes a shit in CS Lewis' wardrobe with this unlicensed Aslan sequel

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Kong Of New York

Christopher Walken pulls on a monkey suit and dances across the Manhattan skyline

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Rocky Corro Picture Show
Mavis and Rita turn on Bet Gilroy before returning to their home planet

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Dame of Thrones
White Walkers aide, Diana Rigg pulls rank

 

[Nine Bob Note]

V, Claudius
The BBC just don't know when to let go

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Deadgood
Ian McShane stars in arguably the best show of all time.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Star Wars: The Horse Awakens
The rebels strike back against the evil empire with a CGI Shergar

 

[A380]

Jar Jar Land

A hapless amphibian finds and loses love in what seems like a gentle tribute to the golden age of Hollywood; till at the end he is shockingly revealed to be a Sith Lord controlling the galaxy.

 

[Yossarian]

Ba La Land

A rosy-tinted look at life in Gwynedd during the golden age of Welsh-language cinema.

 

[Cid]

Star Wars: The Horse Awakens
The rebels strike back against the evil empire with a CGI Shergar

Jar Jar Land

A hapless amphibian finds and loses love in what seems like a gentle tribute to the golden age of Hollywood; till at the end he is shockingly revealed to be a Sith Lord controlling the galaxy.

You'd think after 97 pages people might have grasped the rules.

 

[Cid]

Roget & me

Penguin is to cease production of the thesaurus, Michael Moore wants answers.

 

[Cid]

Speltbound

Documentary following the young contestants of the junior spelt baking word championships.

 

[Cid]

Bowing for Columbine

An answer to the question 'silences, what do we think?'.

 

[keybored]

The Li-ion King

Documentary about some bloke who invented a new sort of battery.

 

[A380]

You'd think after 97 pages people might have grasped the rules.

I thought this was an anarchist forum...

 

[Cid]

I thought this was an anarchist forum...

Yes, and DaveCinzano mutually agreed a set of rules that we have to follow.

 

[Cid]

Toonlight

Critically acclaimed coming-of-age film set in Newcastle.

 

[Cid]

The jungle cook

Feature length Ray Mears documentary.