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[bi0boy]

Doge Soldiers - such acting, wow, so dramatic, much plot

 

[DaveCinzano]

Dog's Ol' Piers

A reality TV star turns his back on the world of bail bonds, and invests his money in seaside jetty restoration - only for werewolves to threaten the project.

 

[bi0boy]

Meme, Noo - a placid office worker loses her cool after being assaulted by memes all day courtesy of her bored colleagues.

 

[bi0boy]

Cite of God - While reading a student's essay, the Master of King's College comes across a reference so perfectly incorporated into the text that he becomes convinced it can only have come about due to divine inspiration. He summons the student to an extraordinary tutorial session which sets him on a path of spiritual discovery.

 

[Casually Red]

In the waterfront

Troubled stevedore Marlon Brando slips on a stick of butter and falls off a pier .

 

[DotCommunist]

A bride too far

Richard Attenborough directs this tale of bigamy where the man just had to have 10 wives, and hilarity ensues as the whole farce unravells. Dyer for protagonist

 

[Idris2002]

ALFie

Jude Law stars as an anthropomorphic talking alien.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Citizen Kant

Orson Welles ruthlessly accumulates power and wealth through his critique of pure reason.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Twelve Donkeys

Bruce Willis in a time travelling/tail pinning Sci Fi thriller.

 

[petee]

Reservoir Hogs

Michael Moore documentary on how the 1% exploit legal loopholes to take for themselves the water that properly belongs to everyone.

 

[Casually Red]

2001 a Spice Odyessy .

Stunning visuals as Kubrick goes on the road with Scary, Baby, Posh etc for a farewell tour .

 

[Casually Red]

Nonce upon a time in the west .

Docudrama follows Jimmy Saville on a sponsored fun run through Somerset .

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Doctor's Orange

A psychoanalyst is contacted by the Secret Service to begin emergency sessions on a patient in the White House whose code name is 'Orange'.

 

[bi0boy]

A Clock Works or Ange - A destitute repairer of timepieces finds himself in a difficult situation when his new girlfriend, Angela, invites him to travel to Rome to meet her parents for the first time. A wealthy customer has set a deadline for the return of his broken carriage clock, and it looks like there won't be time to do both.

 

[Casually Red]

Fridge over the River Kwai .

Heartwarming tale of how some kindly Japanese guards hand out chilled beverages to parched tommies in the midst of glorious summer afternoon .

 

[Casually Red]

Gownfall

Stunned silence in the bunker as Eva Brauns boobs fall out during an over energetic nazi salute .

Starring Barbara Windsor .

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Rogue Ono: A Star Wars Story

Turns out that Yoko was the Empress of an evil intergalactic empire, after all.

 

[Casually Red]

Ricky

Sid Owen stars as the plucky boxer from the mean streets nobody reckons has a chance to defy the odds . Wife shouts a lot , all goes dreadfully wrong for him. total failure .

At everything .

Ricky 2 ...more depressing failure

Ricky 3 ..fail city..not even close

Ricky 4...just give up Ricky ffs.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Shoater: a veterinarian specializes in helping pregnant sows with their delivery throughout the Cotswolds.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ricky

Sid Owen stars as the plucky boxer from the mean streets nobody reckons has a chance to defy the odds . Wife shouts a lot , all goes dreadfully wrong for him. total failure .

At everything .

Ahem.

Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

 

[Casually Red]

Ahem.

Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

I see. You anticipated the post I was going to make . That's some David Blaine shit right there.

 

[Pickman's model]

Crocky - rocky comes out of retirement to fight for the geriatrick world title

 

[bi0boy]

ROC Key - In this alternate history, the key to an ancient tomb is captured by forces loyal to Chiang Kai-shek during the Chinese civil war. Legend has it that whoever opens the door will be the commander of the thousands of undead warriors lying behind it. Will they be enough to defeat Mao and his communist army?.

 

[Casually Red]

Munch

Chilling true story of how Mossad and Black September operatives decide to sit down and settle their differences over a pizza .

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Eunich - a decathlete accidentally castrates himself during the 100-metre hurdles at the 1972 Olympics.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I see. You anticipated the post I was going to make . That's some David Blaine shit right there.

 

[Casually Red]

 

[hot air baboon]

Green Streep

long overdue re-make of geezer-noir classic...Hollywood diva Meryl Streep drops out of her theatrical run at the Old Vic & all the rest of actor-luvvie-hollywood crap for the more authentic life of a tooled up East London hoolie - Stanley-wielding terrace terror Meryl "The Peril" shows Dyer and Oldman whose boss....

 

[hot air baboon]

Touching the Roid

a mountaineer endures extraordinary human suffering on a climbing expedition as his piles play up something rotten

 

[DotCommunist]

The Fast and The Curious

abstention from mortal mans dietry requirments leads one hunger-addled monk to start wondering whats going on