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The Plaice Beyond The Pines - Determined to support his new family, blank faced carnie beefcake takes a job in a fish market situated behind a pub called The Pines.
 
The Fast and Thy Furious - Biblical epic in which God watches as his favourite visionary, Jeromiah the Slave, goes without food for 40 days and 40 nights, and consequently inspires a mob of furious Canaanites to join him in a rebellion.
 
Lorna Do One

someone is quite rude to Lorna

Last Qango in Paris

following the election of Marie Le Pen as French president in a Russian election hacking scandal & the ensuing Frexit referendum vote then EU institutions start to withdraw from the former City of Light...including Marlon Brando's controversial scene with Vicki Michelle of Ello Ello involving a large baguette and a stick of celery ...
 
Trollerball.

Insanely violent comedy in which a gang of internet trolls are chased around an arena by very angry people mounted on rollerskates and motorbikes.
 
Rogue Bone - Son of an obsequious butler rebels against his father's servitude and becomes a leading anarchist, threatening to bash the rich.
 
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The mild geese

A gang of mercenaries head for darkest Africa, try not to make a fuss , ask why we cant all just get along , and then go home .
 
The wily geese

Gang of mercenaries get paid to undertake a dangerous mission in darkest Africa. They stick the money in their arse pockets and hide out in Torremolinos, getting a tan and think up a plausible excuse .
 
The Men Who Stare at Gorts.
Strange off kilter sequel to the day the earth stood still, where, 60 years after the original Gort visitation, many Gorts arrive on earth, and stand, and wait, and stare. In retaliation Washington send many specially trained men to stand and stare back at the Gorts, using all their psychic power to make them go home again.
Rated as one of the most tedious and pointless films of all time.
 
Lice of Brian

Monty Python's wacky satire on the less palatable aspects of social conditions in the ancient middle east...including Terry Gilliam's inimitable animated giant louse landing on Graham Chapman from a great height...
 
Ale Inns

After the horrors of her time aboard the Nostromo, Ellen Ripley goes on a voyage to visit every CAMRA-endorsed pub in the galaxy
 
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