Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[fishfinger]

Girth of a Nation

Follow up to critically acclaimed limp-liberal american guilt docu Supersize Me

Ah hem!

 

[DotCommunist]

Ah hem!

ah bollocks. Always in repeat territory from page six onwards

 

[Sea Star]

Slaughterhouse Fine:

Management of a slaughterhouse were found to be in contravention of safety legislation and are threatened with closure, and with that the threat of redundancy for half the local towns folk. In the legal battle that ensues the workers pull together to convince DEFRA inspectors that a fine would be better than closure. To pay the fine everyone agrees to take a pay cut. There is much rejoicing as the management announces voluntary redundancies that will enable them to afford to keep the plant open with new safety measures in place. Starring Dame Maggie Smith

 

[8den]

Honestly Girth Of A Nation is too damn good a title to waist on a sequel to Spurlocks polemic

 

[Sea Star]

Slaughterhouse Hive: Killer Bees take revenge on a slaughterhouse, on behalf of the cows. Or something.

 

[Sea Star]

I made a mistake

 

[JimW]

The Care Beers Movie - staff at a residential centre are so depressed by funding cuts they spend the entire weekend getting arseholed. Misery ensues.

 

[Pickman's model]

slaughterhouse fiver: a counterfeiting gang set up shop in an abattoir

 

[Sea Star]

Slaughtermouse Five: the long awaited sequel to Slaughter Mouse IV: He's Back Again.

 

[Pickman's model]

laughterhouse five: comic goings on in studio 5

 

[Sea Star]

Slaughterhouse Fire: one night the abattoir burns down. Only one person knows who did it and she's not telling!

 

[JimW]

Notional Velvet - a dress designer pioneers a technique of making clothes where you have to imagine most of the actual fabric.

 

[JimW]

Erik the Vim King - a Danish man owns the best little cleaning products store in Roskilde.

 

[JimW]

Monkey Shites - perhaps not Romero's most edifying work.

 

[weltweit]

The Pen Commandments - Parker launches luxury tablet engraver

 

[Supine]

The Umpire Strikes Back - something to do with cricket. Boring movie.

 

[Sea Star]

Sunshite: The sun goes out. Everything becomes shite. Sci fi dystopia. Dir. Duncan Jones

 

[Sea Star]

The Empire Strikes Bank: This time the bankers went too far.

 

[Sea Star]

28 Dans Later: RomCom: Middle aged woman challenges her recently divorced friend to only go out with Daniels after it is revealed that she'd never dated one before. After 27 Daniels and 27 clunkers, she meets one she really hates. But can hate turn into love? Starring Jennifer Aniston

 

[ohmyliver]

DUP
A young boy huffs so many balloons of laughing gas that he convinces himself that he's in fact Ian Paisley.

 

[Supine]

Marley and Mo - 10,000m runner Mo Farah gets a dog. We follow his life story as his athletics career bombs due to other life commitments.

 

[Sea Star]

Moan: Man living on Moon finds that nothing is quite as he believed, and is pretty cheesed off about it, but all he can do is Moan to his computer.

 

[Sea Star]

Jurassic Lark: the Famous Five go back to Jurassic times and find themselves being hunted by dinosaurs.

 

[chemn]

2101. It's a remake of 2001. To retain any integrity it should be more or less the same as the original, but is totally different and rubbish

 

[Sea Star]

RoboFop: a foolish man who is overly concerned about his clothing, luxuries, minor details, refined language and leisurely hobbies (Wikipedia definition) is killed while choosing an overly elaborate outfit. His brain is mistakenly used to provide the biological element in a new armoured killing machine but as he begins to remember who he is, becomes obsessed with trimming his beard just right.

 

[Supine]

Blick Hole - South African starship hovers around an all consuming space anomolie.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Mad Sax

Mel Gibson controversially blacks up for John Coltrane biopic.

 

[Maharani]

A Long Way from Homeo - Homeopathy conference ends in chaos after delegates take hallucinogenic drug

Brilliant!

 

[Maharani]

Sleeping with the enema...urm

 

[SpookyFrank]

Woking Life

Richard Linklater's ponderous cod-philosophical exploration of the trials and tribulations of living in a commuter belt shithole.