Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[JuanTwoThree]

The African Queef

Katherine Hepburn in her epic role.

 

[Idris2002]

The Jazzz Singer

Conspiraloon is grilled in the mod's forum where he sings like a canary. Guest starring Jimmy Cagney as George Soros.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Jizz Singer

Young Al Jolson tries to find common ground with his traditionalist father by inventing an ejaculating sewing machine that spits out magical unicorn cum

 

[The Fornicator]

The Shame of Water - unfit, overweight couple decide to revisit their youth at Brockwell Lido on a sunny Friday lunchtime.

 

[Idris2002]

The Fall

Rocker Mark E. Smith, driven mad by endless touring, is reborn as an insane dictator.

Guest starring Bob Geldof as Adolf Hitler.

 

[krtek a houby]

Jaw

Jimmy Hill biopic, on the chin kind of stuff

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Has to be done:

The House with a Cock in its Walls

A male chicken is immured in a house where magical things then happen.

 

[May Kasahara]

Stale of Stales.

Salma Hayek stars as a fairytale queen searching for something decent to eat at her nan's house.

 

[Cid]

Die Hart

Thriller in which the late (not but probably should be) sir Tony pursues evil south africans up the grain power station in Kent.


(yeah, yeah - there was a time when I was rigorous about the 1 letter rule too)

 

[Cid]

Inbredibles 2.

Honestly, just don't watch it.

 

[Cid]

Jurassic wold

Archaeology documentary set in Yorkshire.

 

[passenger]

Lend it like Beckam...

Famous football star offers high octain APR action, to make millions of
poor people, even more poor, co staring borderline suicidle.

 

[mojo pixy]

The Shinning, in which the winter caretaker of a remote hotel goes mad after climbing up on the roof and getting stuck there.

The Shiting, in which the winter caretaker of a remote hotel goes mad, stuck in the toilet after a massive poo.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Mary Poppins Deturns

The Banks' are made to see the relation between art and society in a new way.
"Spectacular!" - Tim Clark.

 

[isvicthere?]

Withnail and E.

Dissolute, unemployed actor discovers the rave scene.

 

[dessiato]

Three colours: Bed
Three colours: Shite
Three colours: Flue

 

[alsoknownas]

Withnail and E.

Dissolute, unemployed actor discovers the rave scene.

Discovers the rave scene by mistake, surely?

 

[8ball]

Wogan

An ageing mutant broadcaster... I forget where I was going with this.

 

[Cid]

Fantastic Beats and where to find them...

(yeah, previous one, but...)

 

[Cid]

Deadpoop

<childish sniggering>

 

[isvicthere?]

Discovers the rave scene by mistake, surely?

 

[Yossarian]

Cold Fursuit

An aging actor discovers the fur coat he bought from a Russian furrier is shoddily made and lets in cold through the seams. He spends the rest of the movie roaming the streets looking for Russians to attack.

 

[Idris2002]

Tan and Ollie

While touring Ireland with Laurel, Oliver Hardy is kidnapped by a psychotic Black & Tan.

 

[Idris2002]

Karla's Song

George Smiley is trapped in an interrogation cell with only his arch-enemy Karla and a Balalaika for company.

 

[Yossarian]

Bard Box.

A wandering medieval minstrel and his carpenter friend invent history's first jukebox. Would have had a happier ending if they'd put air holes in.

 

[petee]

e2a
never mind ...

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Star Wars: A New Chope
Plans to destroy the Death Star and free the galaxy are postponed after tedious legal objections from a backbench rebel.

 

[Idris2002]

Prick and Morty.

Desperately unfunny "adult" cartoon show becomes the choice of millions, who identify with the prickish lead character.

 

[Idris2002]

BAWS

The authorities are powerless to act as a demented weegie teabags innocent holiday makers.

 

[belboid]

Mary, Queen of Slots

The lass from the fourth form hangs out in the pub playing the one armed bandit.