Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[SpookyFrank]

Lazy Bird

Saorsie Ronan can't even be bothered to act in this lifeless and utterly generic coming-of-age teen drama which somehow made everyone hail its director as the best thing since sliced Kubrick.

Oh wait, you said create an entirely different film.

 

[Idris2002]

Crooklyn

Saoirse Ronan gives the performance of her life as New York's Napoleon of Crime.

 

[JimW]

Padding To N2 - Hugh Grant excels as a man walking to East Finchley in his slippers.

 

[Idris2002]

The Leg Movie

 

[Idris2002]

Moulin Pogue

Shane McGowan is a fancy showgirl in 1900s Paris.

 

[Idris2002]

The Battle of the Bugle.

Two buglers enter, one bugler leaves.

 

[hot air baboon]

Funereal in Berlin

lugubrious tunesmith Leonard Cohen plays Germany

 

[DaveCinzano]

Crooklyn

Saoirse Ronan gives the performance of her life as New York's Napoleon of Crime.

Too slow

 

[Fez909]

Spinal Gap

Based on the true story of a magician's sawing a woman in half trick gone wrong

 

[rubbershoes]

Margo

Dodgy dealings and death in Minnesota. Starring Penelope Keith in a turquoise kaftan

 

[rekil]

My Gassy Girl. Grief laden woman in Korean fart gag vehicle.

 

[WouldBe]

The gins of Navarone

 

[dessiato]

Brighton Dock. A documentary about the early days of Brighton marina before it became posh.

Brighton Sock. The surreal adventures of a pink sock.

 

[dessiato]

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[WouldBe]

The food, the bad and the ugly. Film about cooking gone wrong. Would probably have worked better as a TV series.

 

[JimW]

Fanny Hand Alexander - limited distribution on decency grounds stymied this deeply weirdSwedish pseudo-sequel to Edward Scissorhands.

 

[Idris2002]

The Wild Meese

Edwin Meese, former member of the Reagan administration goes on wild 5-day bender.

 

[Pickman's model]

the mild geese - former mercs swap heart-warming stories in a pub

 

[Idris2002]

The Wild Meese.

A herd of demented Elk, driven mad by confusion over the plural of "Moose", destroy a small Canadian town.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Sold: A Star Wars Story
Long-awaited sequel to Brewster's Millions. George Lucas has 20 years to spend $4 billion dollars on anything he fucking well likes.

 

[WouldBe]

Stair trek - a home fitness video.
Stair trek the next generation - a home fitness video for kids.

Dre Who - a biopic of the rise of a rapper.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Debbie Does Callas

Debbie, Karoake queen, dreams of the day she can perform Maria Callas in her local pub

 

[hot air baboon]

Cress of Iron

soldiers on the Russian Front supplement their meagre rations by growing water-cress ( contains mild peril & scenes of market gardening )

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Third Cock from the Sun
A downmarket tabloid's run of naked men on page three proves a great success

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mad Max: Fury Load
Max nips behind the rig to, err, vent his frustrations

 

[Grump]

Enter the Dragoon, the cavalry decide to learn Kung fu.

 

[Grump]

Twelve Angy Hen, 'where you fucking going with my eggs'?

 

[danny la rouge]

Stair trek.

RTFT

Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

 

[Grump]

Winter's Bonk, early Juliette Lewis film about her dangerous search for a quick shag.

 

[JimW]

Form Russia With Love - Alt-history flick where Ivan the Terrible defies his epithet by conducting the transformation of the Grand Duchy of Muscovy into the centralised state that persists to this day as a kind-hearted exercise in doing good to his fellow man.