Cameron caption time!

[DrRingDing]

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'd like to throttle those workshy layabouts/union members/disabled/poor/students etc.

 

[JHE]

"Look at this beautiful new diamond-encrusted gold crown I have made for the emperor."

 

[stethoscope]

"Let me check my crystal ball... oh it's also full of bollocks."

 

[DrRingDing]

I think something blowjob related is in order.

 

[harpo]

From the disgruntled-looking chaps of the audience..
'Look son, we don't care who you are. Your name's not down so you're not coming in'.

 

[OneStrike]

"If you take them by the head, like this, then simply shake the laziness out of them"

 

[BlueSquareThing]

"And if I wave my hands like this then magically we'll fix everything that's wrong..."

 

[DrRingDing]

"..so, I grabbed the oiks head and said "say hello to junior Dave" "

 

[rekil]

"Treat the economy like it was your fag at Eton chaps. Lock the door, shove it to its knees, get hard and...oh dear I've just come."

 

[JimW]

"By the power of Greyskull, I summon the undead spirit of Milton Friedman and unleash his dark powers upon the land."

 

[sim667]

And i said 'Look nick, its going to go in by about this much. are you comfortable with that?'

 

[Pickman's model]

nick, suck it don't lick it ... nick? nick?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

So, back in '88 I was at this Sunrise do, off me nut on doves, dancin' like this, yeah...

 

[bemused]

BGT contender Davy C shows how he makes his life size Nick Clegg puppet dance.

 

[goldenecitrone]

And as Margaret knelt there she said 'Gavig, I guv goo.'

 

[Riklet]

"BYOSP: Bring your own straws, proles. We'll need them to grasp at!"

 

[Wilf]

My fingers are so disgusted with everything I've done, they're trying to escape my body.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Clegg: "I'm going to chin the cunt if he tells the story of how I dropped his toast at Eton, and how he bummed me for it "

 

[ViolentPanda]

"If any of you vulgar oiks try to ask me a real question, I'll knee one of your children in the face, like this!"

 

[ViolentPanda]

"So what you do is, you make a few thaumaturgical passes with your hands over the disabled person's body, like this, and then you tell them they're cured and stop their benefits".

 

[ViolentPanda]

"So then I grabbed the slag by the throat and I said 'if you try and grass my mate George to the press for snorting a bit of toot, I'll fucking throttle you, you bitch'. Shut her right up, it did".

 

[ViolentPanda]

"A little bit of this and a little bit of that and you wiggle your bum..."

 

[ViolentPanda]

"AAA-gaaa-do-do-do, push pineapple, shake the tree".

 

[elbows]

I haven't come up with a caption but I do love the fact that Cameron has cast a shadow over Clegg.

 

[danny la rouge]

"Shoot me and this prick. It'd be a service to humanity".

 

[ViolentPanda]

"And now, with the assistance of my faithful servant and lickspittle, Igor Clegg, I'm going to make your jobs disappear".

 

[stavros]

"Of course Nick isn't living in my shadow."

 

[SpineyNorman]

Big fish little fish cardboard box

 

[SpineyNorman]

"Look at this beautiful new diamond-encrusted gold crown I have made for the emperor."

I think we have a winner